Mercedes-Benz Viano 3131 Responses

Last post: 6 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jul 1, 08, 2:25 a.m.

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• Kai

  

  Very nice new site by Syzygy for Mercedes-Benz Viano.

  Jul 1, 08, 2:25 a.m. – Permalink

• univers

  There is quite a bit of loading. =/

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:37 a.m. – Permalink

• skt

  6%...

  • 30%...– skt1/4

    45%...– skt2/4

    70%... getting closer...– skt3/4

    It loads twice– univers4/4

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:37 a.m. – Permalink

• doesnotexist

  doesn't even load for me.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink

• phatlee

  Got bored of all the loading, looks ace though!!

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:42 a.m. – Permalink

• robotron3k

  I made it to 80% until I got bored and left.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:43 a.m. – Permalink

• skt

  fucking hell, 20 minutes loading just to get a 3d menu, and then more loading.

  closed.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:43 a.m. – Permalink

• detritus

  Sorry, but for every other purpose beyond a CG designer's wet dream, that's just a pile of crap.

  The loading times and lack of user warnings are annoying as shit.
  The interaction is middling, at best.
  Why do some sections have TWO loading sequences?!

  The globe gimmick renders itself redundant as soon as the hemipshere changes and the environment evolves beyond what's expected.

  'the revelation' section doesn't work.
  The 'Hero's call' doesn't make any sense.
  'the prophecy' is just lame.
  'the viano companion' - I waited how long for .. what, exactly?
  'the prize' - er.. what the fuck is the point if this mechanic? 'ahem ever thought of clicking when you're online'?! Actually, I did fucking click, you sanctimonious programmer arsehole - who the fuck do you think I am? I'm in the market for a fucking Mercedes - how the fuck do you think I got to where I am in life? Fix your fucking Event handler, you cretinous toad.

  I can't be bothered going through any more of this, I'm a busy high-flyer with an expensive wife to work to buy expensive trinkets for.

  What a load of tosh.

  I bet the multiple committees that put that shite together are well-pleased with their effort. What waste of effort.

  Much like this paltry critique.

  • The event and sound loops are shit too.– detritus1/4

    +1 — Lol I was afraid to say too much.– univers2/4

    +1– modern3/4

    I was just gonna summarize as 'crap'.– JerseyRaindog4/4

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:05 a.m. – Permalink

• Mimio

  At least get some content or something up while its loading.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:15 a.m. – Permalink

• roundabout

  Bloody good flash and 3D animation going on there, but it then crashed Safari

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:26 a.m. – Permalink

• ornj

  I feel like I should be compensated for waiting that long for that.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:36 a.m. – Permalink

• campana

  great concept, shitty website.

  • How is promoting a car with a film where they use horses a "great concept"– modern1/2

    touché.– campana2/2

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:51 a.m. – Permalink

• janne76

  only see a black website, not even a loading bar.

  very disappointing.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:54 a.m. – Permalink

• joqui

  Safari crashes on it....

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:58 a.m. – Permalink

• mimeartist

  had to try and load it three times to appear

  http://www.voodoodog.com/

  • See, that really works. Nice site.– detritus1/5

    thanks :)
    only slightly annoying though– mimeartist2/5

    That's one of yours?
    
    God, I hate you so much.– detritus3/5

    one from a couple of years ago... i needed the money– mimeartist4/5

    Nice...– phatlee5/5

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 8:05 a.m. – Permalink

• mightyj

  sheesh seems like video optimizing should of been used yikes

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 8:08 a.m. – Permalink

• epete22

  Vrrrr Mrrrr BRrrr Loading:::::Failure::::::Failure... Crash

  • VrrrrMrrrBrrrOhhh?– flavorful

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 8:10 a.m. – Permalink

• madirish

  jawks shits on this topic

  • note: if swedish investigators are reading this, I AM NOT RELATED TO HIM– madirish

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 8:14 a.m. – Permalink

• modern

  Dumb idea piggybacking on an irrelevant and most likely shit (if the first is anything to go by) film to sell a car.
  Judging from all the CG I dread to think how much money was flushed down this toilet of a website.

  "A script on this webpage is causing Flash to run slowly, would you like to abort this script?" BTW on a 2.16 C2D... do a bit of testing next time maybe.

  The film is set during the war and in a magic land without cars FFS! Lazy and moronic promotion idea.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 9:37 a.m. – Permalink

• JerseyRaindog

  Crap. Next.

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 9:47 a.m. – Permalink

• calculator

  I was going to write a searing critique like detritus, but couldn't be arsed.

  Thanks!

  

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  Dog-earJul 1, 08, 10 a.m. – Permalink