For a better tomorrow.
- Ramanisky23
Tiktok
U.S. House PASSES bill forcing on requiring TikTok to divest from China or face U.S. ban, 352-65.
- Good to see such an alarming priority item for all Americans getting the top spot on the list, happy to know the many, decades-old societal issues are resolvedprophetone
- tiktok is for propaganda, everybody knows this
Can we delete this thread also after they will ban it in the US? :))grafician
- BuddhaHat10
- lolBluejam
- Ha!!OBBTKN
- So true ... happens dailyRamanisky2
- Shout out to Group B. I can't tell if that's a Lancia or Citroen.garbage
- Neither. It's a Mk2 VW GolfHorp
- Also, it's not a group B rally car or scene. It's a shitbox road car with a few stickers and a bolt-in roll cage made of tent poles.Horp
- How the hell did you decipher that through all the carnage?garbage
- It's a very familiar car over here. Even a privateer rally car will be better specced than this, but a Group B car much more so. Also, VW didn't run in Group B.Horp
- As for the roll cage: It's about 1" thick tubing, a half cage only, and it's already fallen out of position. Nothing like the most basic FIA regs rally spec.Horp
- And finally, if it was Group B, there'd be hundreds fans stood around it / underneath it, taking photographs as it spun through the air :)Horp
- Ha, all points well made. Also no stray dog running for its life.garbage
- Also I think Group B should come back, but all of the drivers are people already on death row in one way or another.garbage
- I just read your post and I just want to apologize immediately, and here.garbage
- Apologize? What for?
I see no reason for any apology to be offered!Horp - "Death row in one way or another". I actually almost said "Bring back Group B for convicts and the terminally ill". I guess I'm saying it now.garbage
- Keep your chin up, and keep writing on here. I'll read.garbage
- Ramanisky23
- lol at 27 ClubRamanisky2
- I shit bigger turds than that.. wait, are we talking anal or...hydro74
- neverscared1
- :::: Link in BIO ::::PhanLo
- I'm surprised there wasn't more of a decline.CyBrainX
- Ah yes. Perfectly according to plan. Patience my lovelies it’ll all be over soon. Trust Elon.monospaced
- ok boomerneverscared
- "Go fuck yourself... Is that clear?
...I hope it is.” – Elon Muskutopian
- canoe5
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What are some English colloquialisms that Americans don't know, don't use? I want to surprise my client from time to time. Disclaimer: Nairn, you're on the sus. ha!
- Innitpalimpsest
- pretty sure I heard Innit from gullah geecheecanoe
- Under the coshContinuity
- What part of England?kingsteven
- BruvRamanisky2
- used to work at an agency where the CEO was English..he used to say 'gordon benett' a lot...exador1
- When you want to express that your calm, all good: “man’s not hawt... man’s never hawt...”prophetone
- Piss off.Wordsworth
- Leeds, the lad is from Leedscanoe
- aye, 'mon then.monNom
- 'how you doing mate?'Nutter
- "Put the shrimp on the Barbie"dmay
- Aye up luv! How’s it going?!Ianbolton
- Probably sounds weird to an American, but that’s all I hear in LeedsIanbolton
- Ay up me duck.kalkal
- Smoking a fagdee-dubs
- ^ does that mean sucking someone's cock?oey_oey
- Give em gypgarbage
- Ello guvnuhmonospaced
- But seriously, “have a go” is one we do not use. Also brilliant in the USA means very smart, that’s it.monospaced
- Or very shiny, like a brilliant diamond. It doesn’t mean good.monospaced
- "I need a dentist but I'm not gonna bloody go!"YakuZoku
- Ask to see his fanny pack!sab
- Aye up luv - is a definitecanoe
- aye ya cuntautoflavour
- The Kings bussy is bussin gyatt!!hydro74
- Everyone’s and thase moms is packin round ere...prophetone
- Yeah like who?prophetone
- farmersprophetone
- ...farmer’s momsprophetone
- Slag wellies – knee high boots. Just mansplained this to MrsT shortly before getting into trouble.MrT
- Might be dated. Cheers = Thanks. Fit = attractive (eg. She looks fit). Depending on the type of client, this might be useful: Pants = Underwear.skinny_puppy
- I’ll tell ya what really champs my gibletprophetone
- Also: Toodle pip! Frightfully sorry old chap. That's not cricket.skinny_puppy
- I couldn't care less. That'll confuse most Americans won't it?MrT
- lol @ MrT Yup!
So will 'Holding the fort.'Continuity - Aye ye drunk ye drunk ya silly old fool
Seems like a good startercanoe - Cor....BLIMEY!CyBrainX
- Setup an auto responder that says:
Brill, cheers.slappy - Bob's Yer Unclecanoe
- Jolly good instead of Okay. That’s what auntie Baba taught me.dasohr
- hydro7410
- rzu-rzu3
- ++++
Cheers for posting!PhanLo - https://media.tenor.…rzu-rzu
- What a run of great work!CyBrainX
- prompt?utopian
- the prompt was boredom mixed with coffee :)rzu-rzu
- +1utopian
- ++neverscared
- ++++
- Ramanisky28
- You can substitute the universe for god in 1-6 and it still works_niko
- God got bored after 4 billions years, so he decided to play a game, but then he got bored again and left the game.ApeRobot
- one day he'll be like "..how shit, i wonder what happened to those fuckers.."ApeRobot
- I wonder what happened to that petri dish I left in the dark corner of my dank basement_niko
- we didn't say it was the best religion. we just said it was the only legitimate religion.sarahfailin
- I disagree Niko. The universe doesn’t just arbitrarily create things or decide anything. It doesn’t kill species.monospaced
- Maybe you mean just “natural processes” or “forces” and to that I agree.monospaced
- SUN=GOD
Also all religions are absolutely total BS.HAL9001 - I also disagree about the universe. The universe isn't considered a being that decides anything.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky25
- those kids are tiny. born premature probablysarahfailin
- fuken liquify toolsted
- What happened to everyone's Photoshop skills?CyBrainX
- @sarah probably not breast fedskinny_puppy
- palimpsest11
Getting in shape?
The 11 best crystals for weight loss
1. Blue apatite
Blue apatite? More like blue appetite, #amiright? This true blue stone is considered a hunger suppressant, so it might help curb your cravings.2. Peridot
Peridot is a type of olivine that’s known for its grand green color. Folks claim it helps them stay motivated while on a weight loss journey.Some people also believe it may reduce anxiety or fear, detox the body, increase strength, and enhance liver or gallbladder function.
3. Sodalite
This stone is thought to enhance your metabolism. It may also help you make better-for-you food choices and stave off cravings.4. White quartz
Clear white quartz is thought to be a protective stone that can clear negative energy. That makes it a great choice to carry in your purse or pocket. Some folks even place one under their pillow.5. Carnelian
Carnelian is a radiant red-orange stone that looks gorg as a pendant. Some peeps use it to reduce hunger and food cravings. Others claim it can help detox your bod and boost your overall health.6. Amethyst
Amethyst has a lot of spiritual street cred. Believers think it can balance your hormones while enhancing metabolic function. It may also keep you motivated while helping you make nutritious food choices.7. Iolite
Iolite stans say this stone can turn you into the Energizer Bunny. In addition to increasing vitality levels, peeps also say it helps release accumulated fatty deposits.8. Diaspore
Diaspore gives off a calm energy that makes it great for everyday use. Some folks think this crystal can help prevent water retention and assist with weight loss. It’s also thought to reduce age-related memory loss and promote lucid dreaming.9. Epidote
Mineral enthusiasts use epidote to overcome feelings of rejection. That means it might help you let go of emotional and physical weight. It could also help you pay attention to what you eat and why you eat it.10. Picasso marble
This stone’s vibe is all about strength. It’s believed to increase self-control, which could reduce your risk of choosing foods that aren’t in line with your goals. It also might help regulate your metabolism and keep you calm.11. Gaspeite
Here’s another one that’s thought to stimulate your metabolism. It may help unclog bad feelings and motivate you to move forward. Some people think this is helpful if you’re prone to emotional eating.- Now we’re talking! To this point, it’s essential to adjust the dosage of crystals according to one’s astrological horoscope.monospaced
- For maximum efficiency.palimpsest
- How do I the most of the crystal energies? Be in same room as them, eat them, hold them in my anus?thumb_screws
- "carry in your purse or pocket. Some folks even place one under their pillow."palimpsest
- How do you cook these?Sandder
- Grind them in a food processor and sprinkle on freedom friesnb
- Sleeping with them under the pillow sounds dangerous. Could overdose on the power of lolite if I hit snooze to many timesthumb_screws
- These crystals are so effective you may accidentally lose too much weight.nb
- White quartz hmmsted
- @nb Only if you boiled your freedom fries in the urine of your foes. If you miss a step, it will not work.garbage
- wait? what are we talking about?autoflavour
- what the fuckcrazyprick
- So you lose weight but your dental bill escalates b/c broken teeth?prophetone
- @autoflavour https://i.imgur.com/…sted
- Noooo way, esotericism in QBN? What's next? Homeopathy? Astrology?oey_oey
- Been using Iolite in my bidet for a few months now and the results are astonishingnb
- don't forget Cummingtonite
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - 8 hours in and I'm not getting results. I think I fucked up the lolite to gaspeite ratio.thumb_screws
- Pretty hard to chew and digest in my opinion.ApeRobot
- @ApeRobot turn it into powder and consume nasally
https://i.pinimg.com…sted - thanks for the tip, will do.ApeRobot
- Amethyst definitely helps, not the stone though, it's name is a good hint (check the etymology)rzu-rzu
- My sober friends swear by Amethyst Suppositories™.garbage
- its* name, damn itrzu-rzu