State of QBN 2023
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- palimpsest16
- Get your tomatoes and calculators ready.palimpsest
- We're doing it live on Twich. Our managers are working out the details. This is gonna be better than Peterson–Žižek.palimpsest
- From Prague:
The Squabble in the Cobble.palimpsest - This is what i've been waiting for:
Fuck Logan, this is the cerebral megachad Battle-Off of the century that I've been yearning.Nairn - Which Chad will out-Chad the other Chad, Chad?Nairn
- Wait. Total failure. Palimpsest in the graphic here should be a tomato.Nairn
- It's gonna be a true meeting of the mind.palimpsest
- Ot at least, not human, you sub-savoury fruit, you.Nairn
- This is just the teaser. The final one will be a full color, stable diffused, gold leafed beauty.palimpsest
- I might dust off my NFT account and make some VIP tickets.palimpsest
- Is there even a debate left after you remove all the “you’re wrong and stupid”? Or are we just going with that again?scarabin
- I don't think he'll reveal his strategy before the fight.palimpsest
- There should be a point system with deductions for every insult, or this thing will be a total chore to readscarabin
- We could set it up with a ref and judges.
12 bouts.palimpsest - *grabs popcornAkagiyama
- Can the might midget Joe Rogan judge?utopian
- Sponsored by Heinz.palimpsest
- New announcement:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - Mist out on this one. What happend? Tomato's, calculators? I'm lostmilfhunter
- Bit of a long story. Rendle came back with his Covid conspiracy a few months ago. He claimed that those vaxxed are no longer legally human.palimpsest
- In trying to explain his conspiracy he brought up transgenic tomatoes then got lost in the weeds.palimpsest
- Calculators come from a parallel event with canoe regarding AI.palimpsest
- The debate was a demand from Rendle, he wanted to know who would be brave enough to tackle his intellect. I offered my services. Now we're waiting for a date.palimpsest
- As soon as somebody stepped up he went back into hiding.palimpsest
- lol. Thanks for the update Palimmilfhunter
- Who is this guy Rendle then?!grafician
- https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- It's been almost 24h since the response to his challenge was launched but Rendle is still MIA.
I really wanted to pull this through for your guys.palimpsest - If he doesn't come up with a date there's not much more I can do.
I will remain ready for the next occasion.
It's been a pleasure serving you.palimpsest - 5G got the better of him.utopian
- _niko8
- Great!
Remove the last 2 seconds and it's 100% QBN.palimpsest - lol_niko
- I lol'dutopian
- Yas!pango
- LOL! good-vibe likable fellow!Krassy
- Why are you crying?!?monospaced
- Cute seeing his logical brain kick in. 24M views, though!ideaist
- Great!
- Fax_Benson7
- It's all coming together.palimpsest
- What is this?jmckinno
- TLDR here:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - https://img.gifglobe…BaskerviIle
- AQUTE-1
- palimpsest6
The great debate/fight is coming together.
The technical team has been chosen.Referee: scarabin
Judges: drgs, Morning_star & utopian
Commentators: crazyprick & graficianStay tuned!
- I'm there for it!Continuity
- (although, I wanna ref with scar)Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…sausages
- Continuity, I was counting on you being on my corner.palimpsest
- Oh yeah! I'll be your bottle boy.Continuity
- A judge position has just opened if you want it.palimpsest
- Let's do it.Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- What topic are you debatingdrgs
- It's gonna go for 12 rounds, all the topics haven't been decided but it will include: Rona, 5G, Evolution, Taxonomy, Calculators & Artificial Intelligence.palimpsest
- My body is readycrazyprick
- Lolscarabin
- Do you need any vendors? I’d like to sell some snacks... tomato-basedPonyBoy
- You can make NFTs of them and try to sell them.
This will be a virtual event, streamed on Twitch. You knows I'm for real.palimpsest - But why?grafician
- I love that I randomly picked #niceweek without knowing the Great Calculator Apple War was getting underway.garbage
- palimpsest2
My entrance song:
- Is set's the Baby Shark song?Continuity
- Or perhaps the theme tune from Barney the Dinosaur?Continuity
- oey_oey3
Who the fuck is Rendle?
- setContinuity
- Everybody asks who is Rendle.
Nobody asks how is Rendle.palimpsest - rendle is the exception that proves the rulehans_glib
- We could also reasonably ask why is Rendle.Continuity
- one of drgs inventionsutopian
- I have no ideadrgs
- LOL!oey_oey
- set would say Rendle is another cunt.oey_oey
- Well, I know how Rendle will be after a fight with pali...oey_oey
- "pali". So cute. :DContinuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- *Where* the fuck is rendle is a good questionscarabin
- Fucked around and found out.palimpsest
- When keeping it real goes wrongcrazyprick
- I barely go away for a few days and I miss all the actionautoflavour
- sted5
- Rendle?utopian
- sad_trombone.wavContinuity
- Erectile disfunctionPhanLo
- Russia even ran out of air.Longcopylover
- palimpsest5
1,2,3,4,5G guaranteed victory!!!
- palimpsest19
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Prague, Czech Republic - March 9, 2023. Palimpsest has claimed victory over Rendle in their highly anticipated debate due to a forfeit by the opposing debater. The call for a debate was launched by Rendle as a defiance to the QBN community. Palimpsest swiftly answered the call to defend the honor of his brothers and sisters. Palimpsest organized the stage, referee, judges and themes of the debate while waiting for Rendle to propose a date. After learning of Palimpsest's answer Rendle immediately ran away into hiding and has recently been spotted trying to weasel his way back into the comments.
The debate, which was expected to be a captivating and insightful discussion, had drawn a large audience eager to hear both debaters' perspectives Despite the disappointment of not being able to engage in a full debate, Palimpsest is honored to have claimed the victory and believes it reflects their dedication and preparation for the event. The debater expressed gratitude towards the community and promised to continue to engage in thoughtful and productive debates in the future.
Palimpsest stated, "While I would have preferred to engage in a full debate, I'm pleased with the outcome and proud of our community for their hard work and dedication. This victory by forfeit marks an important achievement for QBN in their pursuit of intellectual excellence and engaging in meaningful discussions. God bless America! "
- USA! USA! USA!_niko
- Bravo, sir! Bravo!
https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity - These colors don't run!palimpsest
- *nods while holding back tearsAkagiyama
- Are there any online debate platforms that could/would have been used to do this sort of thing? sorry out of the loop on what was happening.BabySnakes
- @babysnakes Somebody threw a tomato at a calculator, chaos ensued.garbage
- *cue vuvuzela soundswhatthefunk
- palimpsest fight song: https://www.youtube.…cherub
- so he kicked his ass then?cherub
- No, but I saw his ass running away in the distance like the little bitch he is.palimpsest
- Akagiyama3
- "Let's Be Good Citizens at School"
https://www.youtube.…palimpsest
- "Let's Be Good Citizens at School"