State of QBN 2023
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Prague, Czech Republic - March 9, 2023. Palimpsest has claimed victory over Rendle in their highly anticipated debate due to a forfeit by the opposing debater. The call for a debate was launched by Rendle as a defiance to the QBN community. Palimpsest swiftly answered the call to defend the honor of his brothers and sisters. Palimpsest organized the stage, referee, judges and themes of the debate while waiting for Rendle to propose a date. After learning of Palimpsest's answer Rendle immediately ran away into hiding and has recently been spotted trying to weasel his way back into the comments.
The debate, which was expected to be a captivating and insightful discussion, had drawn a large audience eager to hear both debaters' perspectives Despite the disappointment of not being able to engage in a full debate, Palimpsest is honored to have claimed the victory and believes it reflects their dedication and preparation for the event. The debater expressed gratitude towards the community and promised to continue to engage in thoughtful and productive debates in the future.
Palimpsest stated, "While I would have preferred to engage in a full debate, I'm pleased with the outcome and proud of our community for their hard work and dedication. This victory by forfeit marks an important achievement for QBN in their pursuit of intellectual excellence and engaging in meaningful discussions. God bless America! "
- USA! USA! USA!_niko
- Bravo, sir! Bravo!
https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity - These colors don't run!palimpsest
- *nods while holding back tearsAkagiyama
- Are there any online debate platforms that could/would have been used to do this sort of thing? sorry out of the loop on what was happening.BabySnakes
- @babysnakes Somebody threw a tomato at a calculator, chaos ensued.garbage
- *cue vuvuzela soundswhatthefunk
- palimpsest fight song: https://www.youtube.…cherub
- so he kicked his ass then?cherub
- No, but I saw his ass running away in the distance like the little bitch he is.palimpsest
- hydro7416
- KnobGobbler Approved®utopian
- happy juneteenth utopia!
https://twitter.com/…hotroddy - this is utopia where you live right?
https://twitter.com/…hotroddy - state of america
https://twitter.com/…hotroddy - Knobby Trigger Alert!
https://i.imgur.com/…utopian - this one deserves her own reality tv show
https://twitter.com/…hotroddy - https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Lol, I recommend you take inventory of your posts in Joe Rogan of Day, Donald Trump of day, Capitalism of the day. I'm surprised you can get any work done.hotroddy
- oh, and don't forget Elon musk of the dayhotroddy
- At least I get triggered by the collapse of society.hotroddy
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- jesus that airport woman made me want to smash thingsautoflavour
- Great motivator!milfhunter
- donald trump in jail ?neverscared
- So, capitalism didn't win?palimpsest
- when did the contest started and what was the prize?sted
- "Everytime Communism has been tried it has failed"
The prize is bragging rights.palimpsest
- palimpsest16
- Get your tomatoes and calculators ready.palimpsest
- We're doing it live on Twich. Our managers are working out the details. This is gonna be better than Peterson–Žižek.palimpsest
- From Prague:
The Squabble in the Cobble.palimpsest - This is what i've been waiting for:
Fuck Logan, this is the cerebral megachad Battle-Off of the century that I've been yearning.Nairn - Which Chad will out-Chad the other Chad, Chad?Nairn
- Wait. Total failure. Palimpsest in the graphic here should be a tomato.Nairn
- It's gonna be a true meeting of the mind.palimpsest
- Ot at least, not human, you sub-savoury fruit, you.Nairn
- This is just the teaser. The final one will be a full color, stable diffused, gold leafed beauty.palimpsest
- I might dust off my NFT account and make some VIP tickets.palimpsest
- Is there even a debate left after you remove all the “you’re wrong and stupid”? Or are we just going with that again?scarabin
- I don't think he'll reveal his strategy before the fight.palimpsest
- There should be a point system with deductions for every insult, or this thing will be a total chore to readscarabin
- We could set it up with a ref and judges.
12 bouts.palimpsest - *grabs popcornAkagiyama
- Can the might midget Joe Rogan judge?utopian
- Sponsored by Heinz.palimpsest
- New announcement:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - Mist out on this one. What happend? Tomato's, calculators? I'm lostmilfhunter
- Bit of a long story. Rendle came back with his Covid conspiracy a few months ago. He claimed that those vaxxed are no longer legally human.palimpsest
- In trying to explain his conspiracy he brought up transgenic tomatoes then got lost in the weeds.palimpsest
- Calculators come from a parallel event with canoe regarding AI.palimpsest
- The debate was a demand from Rendle, he wanted to know who would be brave enough to tackle his intellect. I offered my services. Now we're waiting for a date.palimpsest
- As soon as somebody stepped up he went back into hiding.palimpsest
- lol. Thanks for the update Palimmilfhunter
- Who is this guy Rendle then?!grafician
- https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- It's been almost 24h since the response to his challenge was launched but Rendle is still MIA.
I really wanted to pull this through for your guys.palimpsest - If he doesn't come up with a date there's not much more I can do.
I will remain ready for the next occasion.
It's been a pleasure serving you.palimpsest - 5G got the better of him.utopian
- NBQ007
A rap song about QBN by ChatGPT:
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a website where designers rebel
It's called QBN, and it's quite a scene
Where graphic designers fight and get meanThey diss each other in every way
With comments that are bold and gay
They trash-talk designs, they hate on fonts
They critique like it's their favorite sportsOne designer said, "Your style is weak,
Your work is garbage, and your skills are meek"
Another fired back, "Your work's so plain,
It looks like you used MS Paint in vain"They go back and forth, it's quite a sight
Like two boxers in a ring, ready to fight
But at the end of the day, it's all in fun
They're just letting off steam and having some punSo if you're a graphic designer, head on over
to QBN, where the battles are colder
And remember, it's all just a game
So keep calm and design on, that's the aim.Peace out
- I hear this over Faith No More's "Epic"Krassy
- I hear this over Limp Bizkit's "Nookie"utopian
- I heard will smithscarabin
- Fresh Prince of Bel Air tunePhanLo
- Beastie Boys tunegrafician
- ^ over Intergalactic videografician
- Haha. This is great.monospaced
- that's Eiffel 65 - Blue.sted
- Grand master flash obviously.monospaced
- But we all know we deserve Kanye and Ye really would really do it justice. ;)monospaced
- https://youtu.be/Kpp…YakuZoku
- NBQ wrote it himself, but was too embarrassed to take the creditdrgs
- ChatGPT knows nothing about QBN.SimonFFM
- lol drgsNBQ00
- Let's get Kruder & Dorfmeister to give this some chillout remix love.Continuity
- ahhaa :D we definitely need Ye on this!sted
- https://fakeyou.com/…adrok
- https://fakeyou.com/…adrok
- Haha adrok the snoop is great. Make the whole song with a track of you canNBQ00
- https://imgur.com/nO…adrok
- omg this needs beatmatching and a backbeathans_glib
- lol at the "Peace out muthafuckers" at the end. So good. Yes needs beats.NBQ00
- Cool and cringe at the same timedrgs
- https://d2fmm4xlexpx…Krassy
- https://www.qbn.com/…chukkaphob
- chukkaphob!sted
- Is that the chukka that posted some good COTD material (alongside me of course)?NBQ00
- Sorry forgot to switch accountsdrgs
- I think we all should agree that copywriters aren't going to lose their jobs to this any time soon.CyBrainX
- hans_glib10
Stop the hate, baldie.
Let's be nice to each other.
- NBQ002No. You're a fucking moron. Fuck off.
- Continuity- I approve this message.
Fuck off.palimpsest - I'm sorry that I don't support Hamas.NBQ00
- All the hate from baldie comes because I asked him how come he is just criticising Israel and nothing bad to say about Hamas after the attacks.NBQ00
- And he's still dodging the question. Instead hates on me and makes false accusations.NBQ00
- Awww, boo-hoo.
You're breaking my heart, cupcake.Continuity - You've made your bed, now lie in it.
You ain't gotta go away mad, girl, just go away.palimpsest - NBQ00 is garbageimbecile
- Don't insult garbage like that. He's done nothing wrong.Continuity
- You keep saying that imbecile but where's the proof?palimpsest
- He meant *literal* garbage, methinks.
Which is still insulting to literal garbage.
That's mean, imbecile.Continuity - Carry on then, no proof needed.palimpsest
- love it heredoesnotexist
- Nobody supports Hamas. Except maybe Khurram, but yeah, nobody supports them dude.monospaced
- after allllll these years, seeing folks come and go, seeing the changes etc...
I'm wondering, whats the age range here?
I'm 51, and know at least a few of youexador1 - my apologies, Continuity. allow me to restate. NBQ00 is deplorable human trashimbecile
- are around the same age as me...
the reason i ask is this:
what's with the arguments?
jesus...exador1 - no offence to any of the participants, but good lord... whats the point? you're not going to change any minds here...exador1
- between family obligations, work, and just life in general, i can't even imagine getting into blood-boiling arguments with any of you guys...exador1
- i kinda view this place as a bit of a cool hangout spot, with folks that are more or less doing the exact same shit as me, around the world...exador1
- i'm not sure if i actually 'care' so much about what you think of this political issue/vs that issue etc...i'm more about 'have you seen this new app?,exador1
- what did you think of Simons latest photo-shoot? whats the latest in the helpful thread, etc etc...exador1
- anyways...thats just my little 'lets all be friends guys!?!?' rant...
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ok, you can all resume the fighting ;)exador1 - why so much hate?utopian
- @imbecile YO, watch it lolgarbage
- What part of Ukraine does your Israeli family come from NBQ?Khurram
- my bad, garbage not my intent at all. to clarify, NBQ is a flaming pile of shit.imbecile
- lolkingsteven
- NBQ - just because someone blows off / ignores your question doesn't mean anything more than that regardless of whatever you want to project onto them.canoe
- The very left (not saying here on QBN) has been cheering on Hamas last weekend. And here some immediately started with anti-Israel sentiment...NBQ00
- ...while not having commented on anti-Hamas posts but just downvoted it while upvoting anti-Israel stuff.NBQ00
- I approve this message.
- Ramanisky213
- lovemonospaced
- drgs certifiying everybody.palimpsest
- hotroddy in red.Ramanisky2
- flol @ paliContinuity
- the captain checking if everybody is comfortable...neverscared
- Super spreaderGardener
- Lollll @palllllfuturefood
- Georges refuses to be recertifiedsarahfailin
- palimpsest16
- prompt? :))))grafician
- Yes.palimpsest
- lolfadein11
- haha!PonyBoy
- lolKrassy
- scarabin13
- How you doin'.Continuity
- mixed martial wankcrazyprick
- hahaYakuZoku
- Arthurs Day Madness. Dublin. Temple Bar. Google it for yourself!Centigrade
- I remember going to Temple Bar when I was a kid and going "oh shit, they're just as stupid across the pond".garbage
- Although to be fair, is Temple Bar still a tourist trap?garbage
- Eastern Promises fight scene?robthelad
- Hercules opcotton
- Ronsonol lighter fluid, nothing but the best!spot13
- hydro7416
- palimpsest11
- cur
wally
tee
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sign
right
therehans_glib - You can't update IMGUR links though? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!Nairn
- I hacked imgur, it's hooked to a QBN live activity feed. Check back tomorrow and you'll see.palimpsest
- Live Love Laugh vibesKrassy
- WE ❤️ QBN®utopian
- 0:16 that number has not changed :\sted
- #niceweek!garbage
- I thought it was over!?%sted
- Oh you silly sorcerer, sometimes I forget that you also see the future :Dsted
- It works!
:Dpalimpsest - You made this?robthelad
- Yes.palimpsest
- How slow on the uptake I was on the joke, Bravo, Pal!Nairn
- 1286 view?!? Who defug are these people?pango
- @Nairn
Work smarter, not harder.
: )palimpsest - ^lol
Who currently has the nice crown?garbage - It's pango but he ain't doing shit.palimpsest
- cur
- Akagiyama16
- lol!monospaced
- hahaYakuZoku
- omg, my childhood cat did this. She had fierce maternal instincts and would open her mouth like "Please insert finger".garbage
- We eventually gave her a tiny Rafiki doll (McDonald's, Happy Meal) and she'd take it with her all over the house, groomed it like it her own kitten.garbage
- ^ aww :)Gnash
- utopian9
- https://itsastampede…Wolfboy
- she was great in Mars Attackssarahfailin
- Who dat?Wordsworth
- vhans_glib
- hot. i have a tongue fetishNBQ00
- Mars Attacks 100%YakuZoku
- ^utopian
- still wouldautoflavour
- still?, more like becauseCyBrainX
- Gardener10
- who was a gifted kid?hotroddy
- transfatty? or possibly Kona?
tbh, there were quite a few...exador1 - were you even allowed gifts in the gulag hotriddles?PhanLo
- as a political prisoner, I'd get a bag of rotten pork on Christmas.hotroddy
- I never made it to the gifted kid stageautoflavour
- i'm still stuck in the first holested
- switch the last part with the middle...neverscared
- i was not a gifted kid. im now in the "burned out disappointment state.milfhunter
- utopian16
- hydro7411
- Shapesalad?
Shapesalad!
Let it be Shapesalad!Nairn - against a brick wall?imbecile
- Just another nnngh in the wallNairn
- yes!capn_ron
- Will you respect me in the morning?Akagiyama
- that makes 2 of usautoflavour
- :Dmilfhunter
- Shapesalad?
- utopian16
- palimpsest12
- https://youtu.be/cHZ…
Keep it old school.garbage - As horrible as Logan is, I think he truly loves his kids. If only one of them had half his business sense and helped him grow the empire he would be a happy manpalimpsest
- Instead they're all caught up in their petty bullshit not getting any of them anywhere.palimpsest
- #victimblamingpalimpsest
- but which of us will inherit the domain ownership of QBN.com??sarahfailin
- I can sell you GoJo.palimpsest
- lol
https://www.youtube.…Squiddy
- https://youtu.be/cHZ…
- palimpsest6
The great debate/fight is coming together.
The technical team has been chosen.Referee: scarabin
Judges: drgs, Morning_star & utopian
Commentators: crazyprick & graficianStay tuned!
- I'm there for it!Continuity
- (although, I wanna ref with scar)Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…sausages
- Continuity, I was counting on you being on my corner.palimpsest
- Oh yeah! I'll be your bottle boy.Continuity
- A judge position has just opened if you want it.palimpsest
- Let's do it.Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- What topic are you debatingdrgs
- It's gonna go for 12 rounds, all the topics haven't been decided but it will include: Rona, 5G, Evolution, Taxonomy, Calculators & Artificial Intelligence.palimpsest
- My body is readycrazyprick
- Lolscarabin
- Do you need any vendors? I’d like to sell some snacks... tomato-basedPonyBoy
- You can make NFTs of them and try to sell them.
This will be a virtual event, streamed on Twitch. You knows I'm for real.palimpsest - But why?grafician
- I love that I randomly picked #niceweek without knowing the Great Calculator Apple War was getting underway.garbage