QBN Out of Context Responses (QBNOoCR)
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- Continuity18
"hey one day you're going to feel disappointed out of no where. because you don't have ceiling sex swing but i do."
— pango
- ok.. I'll admit it.
that made me fucking laugh.exador1 - lolYakuZoku
- I thought it was for a hanging plant.fadein11
- Well. You thought wrong, didn't you?Continuity
- :)fadein11
- Is Pango having sex with a plant? ?maikel
- harvey weinstein style!YakuZoku
- yup i'm a vegetarian nowpango
- sex swings are overratedautoflavour
- ^ did you pull a muscle?pango
- found the reason for all my sorrowsBeeswax
- its a great line for mid night infomercials :Ppango
- How big is the swing? Can you sleep in itdrgs
- ok.. I'll admit it.
- imbecile12
sorry, I don't engage with actual imbeciles
graficianI love how you're too stupid to understand you're too stupid. Education: US:1 UK:2 Romania: 47
imbecileor shitheads from England
graficianas he continues to engage with an imbecile!
fuck this fucking dolt :D
- https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- lol mate you're too stoopid to know when you're stupid?
I don't care about your existence you tiny little frog
going for a beergrafician - here I even upvoted you because you're too priceless in your stupidity around heregrafician
- oh and next time when you post you can just screenshot the replies, not copy paste them in a barbaric way
guess you cangrafician - are you so stupid you don't know what stupid is? is that the case? let's push this to the front page with your stupidity.imbecile
- I said first you're too stoopid to know you're stupid, you can't say it back you idiot :))))grafician
- but sure, promote your stupidity on QBN's front page with every ocasion :)))grafician
- https://www.beeradvo… you might want to get an import. Romanian beers don't even rank in the top 250 beers worldwideimbecile
- promote my stupidity? says the only person to screenshot a quote in this thread? control issues much, dipshit?imbecile
- https://c.tenor.com/…pango
- you're trash, grafician. the forum knows it. You're so idiotic, you think calling me an imbecile has an effect. you can't even keep up and you think I'm dumb...imbecile
- chill dude, nobody cares anyway LOLgrafician
- You guys seem to disagree about which one of you is stupid. I might helpdrgs
- wha waa my country is better than yours. Key point is, if you are loaded and can afford to live in St Johns Wood or Dorobanti life will be good.shapesalad
- its all one getto man.. a giant gutter in outer space https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- focus more on the real important stuff http://o.aolcdn.com/…neverscared
- @neverscared what year was that research released and sample was used?sted
- not me .. otherwise austria would be number 1 on that chart...neverscared
- lolmonospaced
- So, according to that chart, Romania isn't doing so well in the dong department:
RO: 12.44 cm/4.9 in
UK: 13.97 cm/5.5 in
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Continuity - lolfadein11
- i guess the UK build all their hyper elite snoby universities with the cash they got from exploitation fru their colonies...neverscared
- they both have pretty much the same inequality index - gini 34,4 - 34,8neverscared
- better not look at the eco footprint data...neverscared
- ... well this is an Out of Context post.MrT
- mort_16
"never got into aphex twin, always sounded a bit like an indie bedroom producer with a drug problem"
— shapesalad
- LOLshapesalad
- Some of those indie bedroom producers with drug problems make great music.jagara
- Haha. It's just druggie nonsense.Ianbolton
- <3 the aphex twinsscarabin
- Both of them?palimpsest
- Yeah, though the taller one is betterscarabin
- HA!canoe
- jagara13
"Do you even know the difference between Neutraface and josefin sans you piece of shit?”
—grafician
- Interesting, I'm using Josefin Sans on a website right now. Is it bad? Is it a trend thing? Client was really happy about it.oey_oey
- https://www.urbandic…sausages
- lolNBQ00
- "people are so mean to me on QBN"fadein11
- LOL
now do monospacedgrafician - or better yet that guy imbecile
he likes the attention more than anyonegrafician - Education: US:1 UK:2 Romania: 47imbecile
- considering trumps presidency that stats might come close to a nullified meaning.neverscared
- Ironically, despite the United States having the best-surveyed education system on the globe, U.S students consistently score lower in math and science thanneverscared
- students from many other countries. According to a Business Insider report in 2018, the U.S. ranked 38th in math scores and 24th in science.neverscared
- check this out -- Countries with the Best Educational Systems - 2020 Global Citizens for Human Rights.. the US and UK not even in top 10neverscared
- https://worldpopulat…neverscared
- that 24th in science must be the reason for their high covid death per capita for a really wealthy country .. same for uk.neverscared
- @neverscared thanksgrafician
- but please don't argue with moronsgrafician
- wait, you are neverscared no?monospaced
- wait, you are imbecile no?grafician
- Continuity7
- See, my drama counter works!palimpsest
- LOL!!!Continuity
- I'm still trying to figure out how that statement actually matters, except on a playground and uttered in a tantrum by a snotty 5 year old.Continuity
- The more I read the quote the funnier it gets.palimpsest
- 'Waaah!!! I was here first!! Mommyyyy! mono won't let me on the swing!!!'Continuity
- @continuity I was here before yougrafician
- I don’t even know where this ismonospaced
- It's fine monospaced, you don't need to know everything as usualgrafician
- stfumonospaced
- Oh Continuity and I thought Canadians were nice welcoming and warm people...grafician
- Then again Creative Directors are usually cunts so I guess this explains a lot about you mate :))grafician
- canadians are nice...italians are lazy.. germans precise..romanians are draculaz...what his this? .. the idiotic generalisation hustle...neverscared
- ^ straight from the Romanian infant with the neckbeard.Continuity
- Who, rasputian?Nairn
- and yet still no clue.sted
- sted and Nairn were here before all of us.palimpsest
- Canadians are more passive aggressive than nice.pango
- @mono - didn't you have another user account pre-monospaced?Nairn
- @Nairn, nope. Just this one.monospaced
- Huh. Not sure why I thought that, then.
As you were!Nairn - @Nairn yup I had the same impression, monospaced created the current account after another "altercation" with a fellow QBNergrafician
- But anyway, I was here before monospaced AND Continuity so statement true and I can flex on that whenever I fucking wantgrafician
- Grow up, you fucking child.Continuity
- So I'm the only one who is allowed to say: @grafician shut the fuck up.sted
- jesus lolfadein11
- Never had any account before this despite your silly imaginations. Can’t believe you’re so focused on such an irrelevant point in the first place.monospaced
- LOL I'm amazed you guys still going at itgrafician
- Anyway @monospaced this guy @monoboy was here before you as well :)))))))))))))))))))
https://qbn.com/mono…grafician - stfu nobody gives a fuckmonospaced
- Then why do you keep commenting?
Don't you have to design and produce some of the largest and elaborate booths at mobile world congress?!grafician - this sounds childish af, but: Graf - I literally don't remember you from 'before'; I do Mono, as much as he annoys me sometimes, but HE's old school to me.Nairn
- You're a histrionic berk with a perversely-overinfla... sense of self worth and value. The more you claim to be 'smarter' than all here, the less we value you.Nairn
- Also, get a fucking shave.Nairn
- @Nairn fair, I was out for many years
Also this is my one and only account
I can be annoying, but also very reasonable if we engage in constructive discoursegrafician - Oh you had more comments lol
Crazy stuffgrafician - @Nairn and yet I was here long before many around, why am I to blame if many here know fuck all about fuck all?
Not my problem some feel intimidated
Carry ongrafician - Sure, just putting my pointless, non-existant flag on Mono's side of the argument here. As you were!Nairn
- I have no argument besides who cares? Not even sure why this child even brought it up. It means nothing.monospaced
- My only comments here are replies to people asking me questions, or to tell you to shut the fuck up because you're such an annoying little talentless bitchmonospaced
- You have completely missed the point that this screenshot's only purpose is to mock YOU and your petty existence.monospaced
- ^canoe
- @monospaced this reply only purpose was to mock YOU and your petty existence international booth boygrafician
- Here you go booth boy
https://qbn.com/repl…grafician - Fuck off, yurimon.Continuity
- Fuck off button “designer,” it would only hurt me if you actually were in a position to criticize me or my work. You aren’t.monospaced
- Not gonna lie, "international booth boy" is one hell of a name. I'd try and own that.Nairn
- The fact I was here before you meant I have more experience than you, should've been obvious, but hey, you're not the sharpest cookie...grafician
- https://media.tenor.…sted
- lol stedNairn
- again, nobody cares who was here first, least of all me. And experience with what? Certainly not design.monospaced
- skinny_puppy8
Do you ever just hold a fist full of dehydrated mash potato powder in your mouth and drink hot water?
-- pango- Wait. Pangz have you actually done this?garbage
- CanadiansOBBTKN
- Disgusting.palimpsest
- lolYakuZoku
- https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- pali's the one obsessed with instant mashed potatoes!pango
- Don't drag me into your filth.palimpsest
- For mash get smash..dee-dubs
- https://youtu.be/U4M…dee-dubs
- I knew it. pali's been a nasty old influence on pango.Continuity
- Instant mashed is great. If you can't make a bag of Idahoan sing, you shouldn't be in a kitchen.garbage
- Sumac, S&P, loads of butter. Diced scallions. You're done and you didn't have to break out the masher.garbage
- Dehydrated potatoes are just as good as a “fresh” potato. Easier to season and eat. #thepangomethodimbecile
- ^ I do not approve of this!pango
- Word on the street is pali likes to cold-brew his instant mash.
Overnight, or something, too.Continuity - An hour should be enough. And it's cold-soaked, not cold-brewed. #ultralight
But you just want to watch the world burn.palimpsest - The Great Potato War has begun.garbage
- pango11
- comparison to developed countries, the average IQ of an Americans falls short. EVEN PANGO, exhibits a superiority complex over his neighboring country.hotroddy
- That should convey a message. Therefore, it's preferable to be the hero of the uninformed than the hero of ineffectiveness seen throughout Biden administration.hotroddy
- that's cool and all, but what about Venezuela and lakes?pango
- You can move to oregon (not far from you) find yourself a little lake (don't confuse for the pacific ocean) and you can be king of stupid:hotroddy
- https://nypost.com/2…hotroddy
- what about tropical socialism? arn't you gonna talk about it?pango
- The Knob Gobbler suffers from the Dunning–Kruger effect.utopian
- ohh sure it conveys a clear message ... about the messangers mind... as in has no mind.neverscared
- Indeed, the message is very clear. There's no fat on it and it's a magnificent self-fulfilling prophecy.
10/10palimpsest - you boys are the 'decline of civilization' personifiedhotroddy
- certified by the man who is stoopid or incompetent ?neverscared
- both, certified by youhotroddy
- you're not into tropical socialism anymore?pango
- Do you enjoy mocking the suffering of 6 million people who lost their homes, savings, culture, and even lives?hotroddy
- LOL crocodile tears. like you care for peoples life with your praise for Pinochet. you are mocking their life more than anyone. where as I'm just mocking you.pango
- You'd find it more enjoyable to tease me if I were overly confident about identifying bodies of water later to find out I was wronghotroddy
- There it is!!!! Another one of the bingo card :Dpango
- Well then don't ask. I starting to think you like it and are a bit of a cuck.hotroddy
- True and true. :)
Let's see what else am I missing on my bingo card.pango
- pango13
- hans_glib10
"Put less in. And do it slowly."
- Ianbolton- FLOL!!Continuity
- Can we have QBN t-shirts made up with this on it?Continuity
- So just the tip?Wordsworth
- the slow blade penetrates the shieldhans_glib
- haha, nice and easy folksIanbolton
- Pull out it's a trapkaiyohtee
- Nairn11
Holy shit, Canada has gypsies.
- we are all gypsies..neverscared
- No we're not, idiotcrazyprick
- don't deny it!pango
- your mom's a gypsydoesnotexist
- Continuity9
'my BBC ex'
— Nairn
- A pro.palimpsest
- Like no other.utopian
- Not sure what this is, but 'BBW' surely?Nairn
- Oh, Nairn.
You've just made this like, a thousand times funnier.Continuity - BBW wit a BBC, bess of both worlds.palimpsest
- ^ mother of god staaaaahpContinuity
- "Then we sat on our own star and dreamed of the way that we were
And the way that we were meant to be"palimpsest
- utopian11
Stop dick riding, my dude. We are not the same.
- This guy QBNOoCRs.Nairn
- “Do you even know BASIC bro?”
graficianmonospaced
- Continuity7
'He's really big, has glowing golden eyes, a giant cock and a bulging nutsack'
— sausages
- Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
?palimpsest - FLOL!!!Continuity
- The Gruffalo for adults?Nairn
- That's my boy!sausages
- Flol at the gruffalorobotinc
- Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
- Continuity6
"anyway... I'm now gay"
— dee-dubs
- I knew it!utopian
- See. I knew being straight was something you would grow out of. Just took a little work.skinny_puppy
- 20 dollars is 20 dollars.Akagiyama
- :|dee-dubs
- Continuity6
"God I haven't had an awkward erection in months."
— fadein11
- palimpsest3
"Cooking = digesting. Hence humans were able to evolve. You ever see a sheep or cow? They eat, then sit around digesting. If they could find a way to cook grass.
... then farm animals might start doing phd's
the more you can pre-digest your food, the more time you have to do non survival stuff like 'think' about this and that.
chewing = develop jaw strength = your face, voice, teeth, breathing = more healthy."
- shapesalad- I would LOVE to hear more of shapesalad's theories on evolution.palimpsest
- Me too, but I'm off to the gym now. It's heavy jaw day, 5x5.Continuity
- Mens sana in corpore sano.palimpsest
- You have to take Shape's responses with a pinch of salt. Remember, salt was invented to allow us to appreciate the flavour of our meals more thoroughlyIanbolton
- Did I just say salt was invented? Yep, you did Ian. And now Im talking to myself again.Ianbolton
- LOLpalimpsest
- Cooked food is easier to digest. Protein utilization from raw eggs is only half compared to cooked eggs. External digestiondrgs
- While I work, I half listen to loads of science podcasts... then I half remember the details, and post it here. Enjoy!shapesalad
- mm, drgs - I always liked the idea that cooking food means that we pre-digest food so our intestines are shorter and our bellies less smaller and less round.Nairn
- I'll bet this is why animals always nap and are sleepy all the timedrgs
- In fact, some scientists have even speculated that cows might sleep standing up because they're too tired from all that chewing to lie down.
#evolutionfactspalimpsest - It’s a very strong theory that cooking was one of the direct causes of our punctuated evolution as a species. Lots of evidence supports this.monospaced
- The reason humans started cooking their food is because our prehistoric ancestors were tired of getting jaw cramps from chewing raw meat all the time.palimpsest
- Without cooking we would have never evolved!
#evolutionfactspalimpsest - Counter-point: Liver King. Go.Continuity
- Liver King is not a human, he's evolved into Homo Heparus.palimpsest
- palimpsest10
"And then she opened up with ... something ... from her arsehole that sounded not unlike a goose blowing through a vuvuzela."
- Continuity
- palimpsest7
[...] when you're on your deathbed at 63, I hope your last thoughts aren't
"Gee, I wish I'd tongued an ass just once, at least"
- Nairn- Yes. Yes, sir, it absolutely belongs here.Continuity
- that's wisdom right thereoey_oey
- I turned 60 last month. I did it once.CyBrainX
- Continuity7
'it's the rum and violin sonatas'
— rzu-rzu
- lol it was, though!rzu-rzu
- Ha!Continuity
- try it for yourself, both of them, see how you handle it :Drzu-rzu
- Nairn7
"I grew up with raisins" – palimpsest
- Excuse me?
XDpalimpsest - We all now know you're an agent for Big Raisin.garbage
- I have grown and harvested some of the largest and tastiest raisins to export worldwide, and the raisin based fillings.palimpsest
- "These raisin based fillings? They fight like no one."garbage
- Cut me a check, I'm done for the day.garbage
- Excuse me?