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“Fucking canada“ might also be accomplished by fucking every citizen. With 37.59 million* Canadians and an average session of 5 minutes** it would take 357.59 years for one man to accomplish, assuming he has my stamina.
I feel like the best way to approach this would be to have 13 Canada-fucking groups, with each one assigned a specific province or territory. These would in turn be broken up into administrative teams keeping track of who’s been fucked and who’s up next, and thousands of individual fucking squads consisting of four or more individuals that take turns in the role of fucking, record-keeping, physical assistance (in case force is necessary), and providing snacks.
With a little organization and some commitment i think we could have Canada effectively fucked by 2023.
- By 2023, so it is totally feasible.i_was
- Does your plan involve contingencies for minors? That'd be a legally hazardous group to fuck.zarkonite
- @zarkonite: this is where Vatican might actually help, I think they have tons of experienced staffrzu-rzu
- +1 from me for your commitment to the cause!renderedred
- Thank you for enhancing my fever dream.garbage
All things considered, this is pretty awful.
Are you American, making that statement? Seriously??
I like Canada, because Pango live there.
However silly the idea of fucking a country may sound, it might be an interesting one, if a bit difficult.
I would recommend, thought, to begin with fucking something smaller than Canada first.
For example Vatican is the smallest country in this world and (if my calculations are correct) it would take around 501811200 fuck sessions to fuck every square inch of it, given an average penis. Obviously I'm taking into account only the horizontal plane.
It may prove difficult to fuck marble, concrete, stone etc. however in this case you could make a bit of a workaround using a priest (or bishop, or even pope) padding.
Still, that is 501811200 fuck sessions. Canada is a fair bit bigger, and I am afraid it is simply not fuckable.
I hope this helps :)
PS. I was never good at math so my calculations may be off by a fair amount. I'm thinking you could stick more penises in Vatican than the aforementioned 501811200.
ya lets start a thread cuz 3 people on reddit say something minorly bad about Canada.
that reddit post wasn't even about Canada.
it's about Dutch pavement cafes.
there are lots of reasons to fuck canada. but i_was wasn't even trying.
Canada is quite geographically diverse and many areas have very low population density, while others are as dense as any global city. Given the land area that must be covered, it would seem reasonable to have the fucking centralized for each region. However, asking Canadians to travel to a central location could lead to severe traffic congestion and loss of leisure time. Luckily, the parliamentary system has already solved this problem by having appointed representatives for each region that congregate in one central location (Ottawa). I suggest that our members of parliament should take the fucking as a proxy for each of their constituents. We have asked them to represent us, and represent us they should.
You better quit lippin' off!
Right in the beaver!