UK is Fucked
UK is Fucked
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- drgs4
Has he always had sausage fingers?
- The reptilian overlords are great at surpressing the masses, but so great at fashioning human skin gloves to hide their scaly clawsBluejam
- 'not'Bluejam
- yes cuz inbreedingYakuZoku
- looks like if his income would match his dexterity he would live on the streets...neverscared
- vampire too much?oey_oey
- I can't find it at the moment, but somebody did a speculative breakdown of the royal sausage fingers.garbage
- What you're seeing is severe edema, probably caused by incredibly fatty foods (veal, royal junk, etc) and alcoholism.garbage
- Probably been on a battery of statins for a few decades, which is why you can't see it in his face, but you can't really stop the pooling in the extremities.garbage
- His toes probably look like sunburned gas station hot links.garbage
- Sureshot approvedRamanisky2
- He indulges himself lots, apparently.
A glutton.zardoz
- Bluejam0
- off to another boozy party...neverscared
- Incredible, but not... Hasta la vista, baby!!OBBTKN
- Finally the clown is out.shapesalad
- ... and another clown steps in,
and I reckon that'll be Liz Truss
... we're well and truly fuckedBluejam - The Tories really are a sickening bunch of cuntsIanbolton
- Shameful.mort_
- He's not out yet.Fax_Benson
- I guess once the old crones have their vote there will be two PMs for a while.Fax_Benson
- They stole our money, it's so funny.PhanLo
- The Worminator's off to make his millions on the speaker and shit book circuit. Yaay,Nairn
- Disgusting, but we'll outdo you guys when Trump gets re-elected.garbage
- Cunts, cunts...cunts!!!mrAtor
- Nairn6
So my daughter was supposed to be in nursery this morning, and I awoke at early o'clock, showered, made some tea and checked the news, which said 'TIS WINDY! STAY INDOORS.
For most of my life i'd ignore such weather concerns, but now I have a kid and I keep reading about people coming a cropper after ignoring warnings, and given I'm basically doing 7 days a week now I thought "fuckit, I can make the most of this", and set my tea aside undrunk and went back to bed.
Two hours later I get an email from the nursery saying they're closing as a roof of a nearby house blew over their periphery and one of the four people killed in Britain by the storm was about 1.5km from here.
Listen to your lazy gut, people.
- Dang. Nice call. Glad you’re all safeGnash
- I saw a tree fell on a woman's car down your way and killed her. Good call staying home.PhanLo
- That’s breeze was a bit nasty, even up here in Leeds. Glad your lazy gut saved you!Ianbolton
- @phanlo - aye, that's the one. The bairn's nursery is about half way to the road where that poor soul died :\Nairn
- Elderly neighbours gardener had a tree fall on his car crushing the rear. He was ok.microkorg
- Bluejam8
- "wot color knickers you got on?"Brabo_Brabo
- I am actually flabbergasted by all this: https://www.theguard…Khurram
- My main thought : the virus cant be that serious if ITK peeps think nothing of partying in the midst of it.Brabo_Brabo
- pretty obvious they don't 'think'.uan
- neverscared5
- some point during the trial he is going to say
- But why don't you ask Donald Trump, he was there all the times.sted - 20 years too late.utopian
- 20 years too late....At this point does it really matter? The entire Royal family is a bunch of corrupt asshat clowns.utopian
- The entire UK Royal family is an outdated concept which should have faded away in the past 20-30 years or so.sted
- All monarchies need to be abolished.dasohr
- no gods, no masters,
no kings, no pastorsPhanLo - And what, we get the likes of Tony Blair as a President?Brabo_Brabo
- Queeny and a couple of heirs is all we need.Brabo_Brabo
- https://ichef.bbci.c…Bluejam
- some point during the trial he is going to say
- PhanLo4
- there were a hand full of PS that didnt get a delivery. today PS's are reporting 4x the usual daily demand. its not a lack of drivers its dickheads panic buyingtrooperbill
- actually it's both. a lack of drivers means that petrol stations are low on fuel, people panic buying means the stations are now emptyhans_glib
- I got petrol today easy enough.Brabo_Brabo
- Then you win the prizePhanLo
- Lol, it's not a shortage of drivers, it's a surplus of HGVs and fuel tankers.Fax_Benson
- a surfeit of undelivered stuffFax_Benson
- bobo... US is not UK... different continent...pango
- I wonder if the hard working British people will rise to the occasion... something something... WWII... sovereignty... taking back our boarders.jmckinno
- shapesalad2
- 319k subs... very quick growth...shapesalad
- Rookie mistake, should have gone for the raisin/cherry/classi... danish. Best thing they bake there.shapesalad
- Cultural appropration.kalkal
- This is the one whose heir killed his mum and sister? Also, Salt Beef - Absolutely Yes, Bagels, God no. Why?Nairn
- Annoyingly, I need to go to Atlantis Art shop tomorrow. It used to be down the road from <here and I used to get a Salt Beef Bap on the way back...Nairn
- ...now they're further up North in Hackney, with only post-hipster coffee places around :(Nairn
- Your life just seems to be a constant litany of strife and misery, Nairn.face_melter
- @Nairn if you can be bothered to walk the extra 'mile' and like fried chicken I highly recommend Peck Peck at Hackney CentralBluejam
- https://peckpeck.co.…Bluejam
- @face - I live in London, so... yeah?
@blue - I do indeed love some good quality fried chicken. I think you just added on an extra hour to my trip tomorrow..Nairn - Ah. To add to my litany of woes - it only opens at midday. I'll be long back by then. Another time. It's Sutton & Sons too... how odd.Nairn
- shame ... it's fucking greatBluejam
- I'll find an excuse to go over the next couple of weeks - partner and child have gone to Italy so I'm a Free Agent, able to eat whatever 'junk' I like again.Nairn
- I used to live 5 mins from there. I have fond memories of eating bagels at 3am after a night out.Chimp
- Last time I went there I ate 2 very late, delicious but caused terrible heartburn and pretty much ruined a romantic night at Ace Hotel. Haha.fadein11
- Seems like a nice enough guy, but there's something about a fat guy setting up a table and chowing down in front of a homeless girl. Walk down the block bro.garbage
- Best Chinese food ive ever had is round the corner: http://sichuan-folk.…SlashPeckham
- @blue - just back from Hackney. PeckPeck was good, but I should've eaten it later in the day - not the best 'breakfast' on an empty stomach, lolNairn
- Next time I'm down that way I'm going to try the Banh Mi place next door - I've been wanting to ry that stuff for yearsNairn
- PhanLo5
- Big up the Pollockshield massive.
TEAM!face_melter - +1fadein11
- ManUnited fans?NBQ00
- ^A bit further northPhanLo
- Ayespunji
- Rangers fans trying to stop Shane Duffy leaving.Brabo_Brabo
- They're having a great time flag shagging tonight https://www.dailyrec…PhanLo
- Total party bus levels https://twitter.com/…PhanLo
- Big up the Pollockshield massive.
- BaskerviIle3
Nominative determinism – the UKIP candidate for London Mayor is called Gammons:
- haha, wonderful
but watch, if you go down that route...Nairn - Do people with silly names all end up in UKIP? Nutty Nutalll, Dick Braine, Mark Reckless, Batty Batten, Wayne Kerr, Mike Hunt and now Dr Gammons??kingsteven
- London definitely spoilt for choice this time round. "Running for Mayor" is the trending euphemism for "midlife crisis"Fax_Benson
- London = Florida, politically?Nairn
- Fuck! Laurence Fox hasn't got a chance now.fadein11
- Ok I give up. What is funny about his name?monospaced
- @mono, 'gammon' is a derogatory term for right-wing, middle aged old white men who typically have a small minded nationalist outlookBaskerviIle
- Sums up the base of the UK Independence party perfectly. (gammon on account of the way they go all pink link a ham when they get angry)BaskerviIle
- oh wow I had no idea! How descriptive. To me it’s just a backgammon term, nothing else.monospaced
- Just came here to post this...VOTE REJOIN EU!shapesalad
- gammon as a cut of meat is a salty thick piece of bacon, it is gross and tough and pink and thick, much like brexit voting gammon necked fools.shapesalad
- Haha it's funny because gammon is pink and they are pink haha.
Totally not racist.TOMMYxGUNN - Yeah, Tommy - I am bemused by how oblivious righteous cunts are when they use the term.Nairn
- lol... I've heard it all now.fadein11
- I've been saying this for as long as the term has been popularised. I'm curious to know how it's in any way incorrect.Nairn
- Anyone that uses the term Gammon is signalling their superiority to the "stupid-Brexit-votin... working class. It's not a good look.TOMMYxGUNN
- HOWEVER. The fact this guy is called Peter Gammons and a UKIP candidate, is a funny coincidence.TOMMYxGUNN
- its a bit of an old one now anyway, at the time i remember it being used by a lot of 'nice guys' treading close to #metoo deflecting their wrongs to boomerskingsteven
- My apologies if it's now deemed about British white ethnicity, but isn't it an old Dickensian thing related to how a persons (white obviously) complexion becamefadein11
- pinker after raging about a self perceived slight that made them look even more ridiculous? A perfect summation of Brexit supporters.fadein11
- How gammon is perceived racist is utterly absurd, stereotypical perhaps but I guess it's edgy to call out white race falsehoods while not edgy to support actualfadein11
- race issues, because you know, I'm edgy, I don't actually have any values anymore.fadein11
- On a simpler level it's about those who enjoy an over abundance of pork products. But perhaps I need reeducating.fadein11
- Some even fuck pigs heads at university drinking clubs.fadein11
- So we're agreed it's an insult based upon a persons immutable characteristics.TOMMYxGUNN
- Yep totally racistfadein11
- You went round the houses in your attempt to avoid that conclusion, but you got there in the end.TOMMYxGUNN
- Thanks for the educationfadein11
- ^ cameron popularised the term single ham-diddleykingsteven
- lol. I feel so racist saying it now, year zero for me.fadein11
- lolTOMMYxGUNN
- the snowflake circle is complete.fadein11
- You're hurtin. Bless xTOMMYxGUNN
- Crying liberal tears fella, I may need a support group. Or at least a safe space to virtue signal in joyous cognitive dissonance.fadein11
- Hit me up, I love a good cry.TOMMYxGUNN
- Oh I get it now, because I oppose the term Gammon I must be a rootin tootin right wing nut job. Hence your use of all those buzz words. Clever.TOMMYxGUNN
- I responded to Nairn lol. I must admit I hadn't noticed your comments. You seem really bothered by my opinion though, happy to discuss furtherfadein11
- I'll make it really simple for you:
"GammOn Iz Rashist"fadein11 - The snowflake/crying note was for Nairn?TOMMYxGUNN
- nope, a general one. Oh dear, are we getting down to post time technicalities now? Please expand on your gammon is racist narrative? I'm happy to change myfadein11
- Thank you for using poor English, I understand now, it really highlights your self imagined superiority to us cretins who disagree.TOMMYxGUNN
- Eh? But you still haven't given any argument?fadein11
- Eh? My argument is it's an insult based on skin colour. Name me another skin colour insult that you deem ok?TOMMYxGUNN
- But it's not about ethnicity you MEGADERP. Lol, what a hill to die on.fadein11
- Is DERP racist? Shit, I need to read my SJW manual again.fadein11
- How is it not? You yourself said it is based upon skin colour. I agree this is getting silly. You resulting to insults isn't a good look.TOMMYxGUNN
- Y'can call any cunt what you like, as I do -
I just see this said from some types with little self-awareness. I don't care much, just an observation.Nairn - What other skin colour based insults you comfortable using fadein? Would you call a black brexit voter a gammon?TOMMYxGUNN
- oh my... what a time to be alive.fadein11
- FinTOMMYxGUNN
- This is all free publicity Dr Peter Gammons. If that really is his name.Fax_Benson
- don't call him by his name, DatZ raShistfadein11
- Still hurtin'.
Sending hugs xTOMMYxGUNN - you won your social justice battle, I bet it feels goodfadein11
- Ain't no winners, only losers in the battle for social justice.TOMMYxGUNN
- haha, wonderful
- Morning_star4
Calm down everyone I'm calling these fellows. We'll have Blighty back on track in a jiffy.
- these are part timers, no man with a horses head.fadein11
- I was saving him for when it gets truly desperate and the Jam, Cream & Scones start running low.Morning_star
- hehefadein11
- Morris dancers, are our heritage and I salute and support them. The fact it's ridiculed is racist. If we ridiculed black people national dance...well...shapesalad
- Morris dancers are always the butt of a joke. Super pisses me off. Should be supported, and we should be proud of them and the traditions.shapesalad
- Also to be a member of team is good for health, mental health and a great excuse to go to the pub.shapesalad
- noones ridiculing them ha, calm down. go have a morris dance to relax.fadein11
- the leominster lot do a great wassail come jan 6 - torhclit procession into the orchards at night, lighting fires, shooting guns, splashing cider aroundhans_glib
- Yeah I need to dance to a merry jig.shapesalad
- back to the pub for beers and a hysterical play where everyone dies and comes back to life again for no real reason except beer.hans_glib
- https://leominstermo…
see you therehans_glib - Wait, I see no sticks, here. Doesn't Morris dancing involve banging sticks against another, at some point?Continuity
- @shapesalad. No offence was meant. I am a forthright supporter of ALL the quirky pagan stuff we do in the UK.Morning_star
- I watch them every single Boxing Day (not this year), it's quite an enjoyable tradition. Saying that I watch The Wickerman 3-4 times a year.fadein11
- my partner's family live in Cheltenham, it's an annual tradition on Boxing Day morning.fadein11
- https://i.pinimg.com…fadein11
- I'm originally from halfway between Bristol & Gloucester so well versed in the peculiarities of the West Country.Morning_star
- ah nice, a lot of lovely places round there.fadein11
- When I still lived there we’d go and see em every Boxing Day at the pub in Flamborough. Happy Days.MrT
- I’ve always said - I’ll try anything once, except incest and Morris Dancing.spunji
- Bluejam3
- Yeesh. Lights are on, but nobody's home.Continuity
- good riddance, although she will nnow be stirring the pot from the back benches. Not long to go until this lot are out.fadein11
- ^ It won't matter one bit. Even though they will be the party in power the left will keep moaning about how the right fucked everything up. Eternal victims.Morning_star
- funny that's what the tories did after getting into power, relentlessly for years. Not sure the Labour party is currently left either. Slightly left of centrefadein11
- of centre perhaps.fadein11
- Hate filled cunt should be blasted off into space!mrAtor
- Cameron appointed foreign sec haha, what a shitshow.fadein11
- https://media.tenor.…Bluejam
- flol what the fucking fuck?! The Tories are recycling their washed-up former PMs now!Continuity
- @fadein So true. The 'there's no money left' note was low point. The process is broken, the 4 year cycle of low resolution, quick fix policy is destroying..Morning_star
- ..the country. We get the government we deserve unfortunately.Morning_star
- maybe they should start a project called - brexit - to boost voters... ah sorry.. that already happened.. my badneverscared
- ...the UK. Gets what ever England votes for. So thanks for thatmrAtor
- just do the opposite of the UK and your country will be fine..neverscared
- She only seemed to get the sack because of the Times article, because it undermined pishy Rishi. Not because of her psychotic ideas.PhanLo
- neverscared2
https://i.insider.com/64086d2412…
Russian state TV host claims Ukraine's allies are reduced to eating squirrels because they are spending all their money on military aid
"Today it was revealed that some restaurants in once-Great Britain will be serving squirrels," Olga Skabayeva said on Russian news show "60 Minutes," per a translation by Ukrainian interior ministry adviser Anton Gerashchenko.
"In view of the fact that there are plenty of animals in the parks, so why not eat them, bearing in mind the food shortage [in the UK]," Skabayeva said in the video.
She added: "They [the UK] are not backing down from the decision to help [Ukrainian President Volodymyr] Zelenskyy, to supply weapons. That is, they will eat squirrels, but still supply howitzers."
- squirrel and chips please and a cider(rabbit piss) to wash it down...neverscared
- GUNS BEFORE BUTTER!!!!!!hans_glib
- Squirrels are probably a lot healthier to eat than most supermarket pork/beef/chicken that has been feed grains. At least squirrels eat nuts.shapesalad
- ^ You'll be wanting to eat wild boar, then. Fucking delicious stuff.Continuity
- I see your squirrels and I raise you guinea pigs.palimpsest
- Crispy Critters!Nutter
- No squirrels in the Co-op today, but Hob Nobs were £2.30!. Outrageous.zardoz
- Baked goods in general are daft prices.zardoz
- https://www.greatbri…drgs
- yuekit2
Former Tory donor Guy Hands says Brexit was a mistake and that the UK is ‘frankly doomed.’ Predicts the UK may eventually need a bailout from the IMF
- yepshapesalad
- and everyone is striking tomorrow.shapesalad
- 'penews' sounds a bit like 'penis'.Nairn
- Super Hands.MrT
- AT LEAST THEY KEPT THE POUNDcherub
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- DONT FORGET THE BLUE PASSPORThans_glib
- https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- BoJo is a bit of a penewsBuddhaHat
- autoflavour3
Fucking Queen costing me money..
We get a National Day of Mourning next week..
but as a Casual just means its a day off without pay.FUCK YOU PAY ME
- work anyway, charge double.hans_glib
- huh, I thought you lived in New Zealand?shapesalad
- ThAt'S oUr QuEeN yer TalKin AbOOtPhanLo
- hah, kinda crazy we only get a bank holiday in the UKkingsteven
- Well... eBay a synth and have fun playing the rest of them that you own, on the day off.shapesalad
- "God save you no monies" :(mrAtor
- Yes very annoying. Friday too for the AFL grand final which is on another day FFS.MrT
- I'm going to have a BBQ, fat sausages and horse meat in honour of the glorious new kingly couple.MrT
- the more annoying thing is my other job at uni, they are paying the tutors regardless. but I work on the Wednesday, not Thursdayautoflavour
- neverscared5
- LolGnash
- a great idea from this marketing dude
https://i.kym-cdn.co…tank02 - Needs more Incentivisation. have a target, stab 30 times in 30 secs for an iTunes card. Treat it like those arcade punch bags. New high score!thumb_screws
- Do you get these in other European countries?shapesalad
- It's probably full of used sex toys, wee ones, big ones, some the size of swords!mrAtor
