UK is Fucked

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  • ok_not_ok1

    • So good.Nairn
    • hahahaha ta-ra!PhanLo
    • lolfadein11
    • The kind of person you’d want to keep away from children, dogs and bonny ewes.shapesalad
    • Can someone please translate? I truly don’t understand shitmaquito
    • He has boobs.maquito
    • So.. barnegat bay trans guidos are a thing in the UK?maquito
    • brilliantMrT
    • ta- ra to fuckin you_me_
    • what language?monospaced
    • ^ !maquito
    • they seem to understand each other wellMilan
    • LOL...and I thought that English spoken in the U.S.A. was bad.utopian
    • gypsy english i guessmilfhunter
    • He's barred for shoplifting and then ends with a totally fabulous "TIMES ARE HARD AND FRIENDS ARE FEW, TARA TO FUCKIN YOU"garbage
    • He speaks the same language as Paul McCartneyPhanLo
  • Fax_Benson6

    • ouch hahahaNairn
    • Dido is a cunt...from a long line of cunts and is married to a cunt.mrAtor
    • seems legithans_glib
    • she can fucking get back in the seaBluejam
    • < What an epic prick.Morning_star
    • Haha, the incompetence is strong with this oneIanbolton
    • Even the Eminem sample can't save herMrT
  • PhanLo7


  • Fax_Benson5

    Harsh but fair

    • They missed the bit about putting bombs in the clowns boats and blowing up the clowns horses, soldiers and parliament.Morning_star
    • Mountbatten on his wee boat going over to rape children at the Kincora Boy's home? He had a very special relationship with Charles, a bit like Saville did.PhanLo
    • its okay when batman does it but another rule for the irish eh MS?kingsteven
    • Batman tries not to kill his enemies.Nairn
    • Regardless what you think of the Royal 'firm' ;) Fax's claim is that it's a fair analogy. It isn't.Morning_star
    • I'm sure the clowns have an issue with it, too.Fax_Benson
    • Adam West never killed anyone, so I don't know what you guys are talking about.CyBrainX
    • Agreed, cy. Ya, pretty sure Adam west did that knock-out chop to the neck, thing. No killingGnash
    • Pfft. Adam West. He's got nothing on Kirk-Fu.Continuity
    • The IRA phoned in nearly every bomb tbf to them. Gentlemen terrorists. Could have killed 10xkingsteven
  • fadein113

    I don't have a link so apologies for the long paste.

    Alastair Campbell, wrote this very recently and it is a 'light bulb' moment. Scary stuff but particularly poignant/relevant now in the light of recent & current events.

    “It was early in August 2018, as I stepped from a train at Marylebone station, that I experienced something of an Ancient Mariner moment – and was introduced to what he called “the most important book nobody has ever heard of”.

    Britain was in the middle of a heatwave, I had spent the day at a football coaches’ seminar in the Midlands, and was keen to get home. But my 2018 Mariner was not a man to be ignored. He chased me down the platform, calling my name – “Mr Campbell! Mr Campbell!” – but as I turned, I couldn’t see where the voice was coming from, so carried on towards the ticket barrier.

    The shouting became louder, came closer, and, eventually, there he was, out of breath, his face creased with the look of a man who was definitely on a mission. He did not have the Ancient Mariner’s long grey beard, but he did have a glistening eye.

    “I am friend, not foe,” he began. He apologised for shouting, apologised for stopping me, and thanked me for campaigning against Brexit.

    “I know you’re busy,” he said. “But,” – now he was rummaging into a backpack that he had slung forward from his shoulders, and produced a dog-eared book – “if I give you this book, do you promise me you will read it?”

    I was still working out whether to switch into the polite-fob-off mode that anyone with a public profile has to deploy from time to time.

    “I promise you won’t regret it,” he said. “But, more importantly, if you don’t read this book, you won’t fully understand why Brexit is happening.”

    “Okay,” I said, taking the book, and looking at the cover. “I will definitely look at it. Promise.”

    At the back of my mind was the pile of unread books by my bed. He sensed I was hedging.

    “Even the first chapter,” he said. “Even if you just read the first chapter, please, I promise, you will see straight away why it matters.”

    A few days later, I did read the first chapter. And I did see straight away why it matters. I wrote about it the next week in The New European, but even among that passionately anti-Brexit audience, fighting at the time for a second referendum on whatever deal was finally delivered, it was hard to get people excited about a book from the last millennium. Yet, as the fantastical promises for Brexit come up against the harsh realities of leaving by the end of this month, the book’s relevance feels all the greater now.

    It is called The Sovereign Individual and if I was unaware of its publication, it might have been because it happened in early 1997, when I was busy working on New Labour’s campaign for the election in May. But my Mariner was correct: it really does help you understand why elements of the political right fought so hard for Brexit, and why they are relishing the chaos it has unleashed.

    The subtitle is “Mastering the Transition to the Information Age”. The use of the word “mastering” is instructive. It is a book written by Masters of the Universe, for Masters of the Universe – aka, Sovereign Individuals. One of the two co-authors, James Dale Davidson, is American; the other is British, very British... Lord William Rees-Mogg, former editor of The Times and father of Jacob, that leading light of the Brexit revolution.

    I did not have to agree with its essential philosophy to recognise that the book is the product of large brainpower, sweeping far and wide in historical research and analysis. Its strength, however, especially reading it today, lies in the force of its predictions about the new millennium that was to dawn three years later.

    It is prefaced by a quote by Tom Stoppard, from Arcadia: “The future is disorder. A door like this has cracked open five or six times since we got up on our hind legs. It is the best possible time to be alive, when almost everything you thought you knew is wrong.” To most people, disorder is threatening, scary. To Rees-Mogg and the radical right it is a source of opportunity, the chance for the Sovereign Individual to rise above tedious constraints lesser mortals take for granted – tax, regulation, government, even politics and democracy itself.

    The driving theme of this book is the information revolution, “the most sweeping in history”, with which we were all wrestling at the time. I remember a tortured afternoon ahead of then Opposition leader Tony Blair’s Labour Conference speech in 1995, trying to make sense of a passage about “the information superhighway,” which we knew was important, but didn’t fully understand. Davidson and Rees-Mogg were definitely ahead of us in foreseeing just how revolutionary the information revolution might turn out to be.

    Their forecast was that it would “subvert and destroy the nation state, creating new forms of social organisation in the process. It will be faster than any previous revolution, and not without pain.”

    The Sovereign Individuals who would gain most from this “liberation” are “the brightest, most successful and ambitious” among us, they said, “those who can educate and motivate themselves.... Genius will be unleashed, freed from both the oppression of government and the drags of racial and ethnic prejudice.”

    In their view, government is but a drag on ambition and success; welfare something that the rich are forced to fund for the less bright, successful and ambitious. Real success, they argue, will be measured not just by how many zeroes you can add to your net worth, but whether you can structure your affairs in a way that enables you to realise your full autonomy and independence – autonomous of government, independent of communal responsibility.

    There will be no cyberwelfare, no cybertaxes and no cybergovernment. “The good news,” this vision of wonder goes on, “is that politicians will no more be able to dominate, suppress and regulate the greater part of commerce in this new realm than the legislators of the ancient Greek city-states could have trimmed the beard of Zeus.”

    Tax evasion, they joyfully predict, will become the norm for the wealthy: “Transactions on the Internet or the World Wide Web can be encrypted and will soon be almost impossible for tax collectors to capture.... After the turn of the millennium, much of the world’s commerce will migrate into the new realm of cyberspace, a region where governments will have no more dominion than they exercise over the bottom of the sea or the outer planets.... Cyberspace is the ultimate offshore jurisdiction. An economy with no taxes. Bermuda in the sky with diamonds.”

    Politicians are crooks. Welfare is awful. Tax is at all costs to be avoided. The new cyberworld allows all three to be sidelined. Move wealth offshore. Force the privatisation of, well, everything, including “the ultimate form of privatisation – the sweeping denationalisation of the individual”. Starve the nation state to death, and the rich individual becomes sovereign. “Only the poor,” they say “will be victims of inflation”.

    As the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer, what they call the “left-behinds,” will become “increasingly jingoistic and unpleasant,” as the impact of information technology grows. There will be a backlash, and it could well turn violent. Social peace will be in jeopardy, especially in America and Europe, they warn. “The more psychopathic of these unhappy souls” will strike out against anyone with more prosperity. The rich and immigrants will be most at risk.

    “A furious nationalist reaction will sweep the world,” we are told. “It is difficult to guess at precisely what point the reaction will turn ugly. Our guess is that the recriminations will intensify when Western nations begin to unambiguously crack apart in the manner of the former Soviet Union.” Was I alone in reading that and seeing the growth in support for Scottish independence, and the increased likelihood of a united Ireland, thanks to Brexit?

    Again, though, Sovereign Individuals must fear none of this, because “every time a nation-state cracks up, it will facilitate further devolution and encourage the autonomy of Sovereign Individuals.... We expect to see a significant multiplication of sovereign entities, as scores of enclaves and jurisdictions more akin to city-states emerge from the rubble of nations.”

    Today, the libertarian right sees Enterprise Cities, Charter Cities and Freeports – able to set their own rules on everything from labour law to codes on corruption – as central to its vision, aggressively pursued by well-funded and well-connected think tanks, like-minded politicians, academics, media and business tycoons. It helps to explain their passion for Brexit. They have never given up on the vision. Just look at what the Conservative MP John Redwood wrote on Twitter yesterday, egging Boris Johnson to no deal: “Time for the government to set out how we will use all the freedoms we win if we just leave the EU without a new legal lock up. Bring on the VAT cuts, the Freeports, the ways to grow more of our own food.”

    The libertarian right always saw Brexit as part of their journey to a low-tax, low-regulation and low-transparency UK. They had to win a referendum and an election on one basis then to deliver their eventual goals on another: a global network of Enterprise Cities competing on the basis of freedom from restraint.

    They would appear to have the support of the current chancellor, Rishi Sunak, a long-term enthusiast for Freeports. His recently announced plan for ten new ones followed seamlessly from the work he once did for the Centre for Policy Studies, which drew criticism at the time for its support for low standards of regulation. His father-in-law, N.R. Narayana Murthy, one of the richest men in the world, laid the first brick of his own Special Economic Zone in India in 2014.

    As a father of three, I know that it is wrong to assume children adopt all the views and manners of their parents. Rees-Mogg Jr may not share every part of the Rees-Mogg Sr worldview. But we know from his own mouth that he shares much of it. Lord Rees-ogg would be very proud of his son’s campaigning role in reversing the UK’s commitment on overseas aid, and even prouder of how he helped get Britain to the hardest Brexit of all, whatever the impact on the “left-behinds” whose votes were just a necessary step on the journey, first in the EU referendum, then in the 2019 general election.

    Two of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s more controversial moves in recent times are more clearly understood on the back of reading this book. First, the shift of millions in his hedge fund from the UK to Ireland. The normal rules of politics say that you shouldn’t do such a thing just as you are heralding a great patriotic future for the UK after Brexit. But the Sovereign Individual puts his wealth where he can best maximise his capital.

    Second, his observation, that it may be fifty years before the country as a whole sees what he calls “the full benefits” of Brexit. Sovereign Individuals are exempt from that long wait because, as Rees-Mogg Sr makes clear, there are huge opportunities from upheaval, and in particular from the weakening of nation-states, the decline of welfare, the death (as he wills it) of social democracy, which is in any event “an illusion... an anachronism, as much an artefact of industrialisation as a rusting smokestack”.

    But what rewards lie ahead for this gilded few if only its members – “a relatively small, elite group of rich represent a more coherent and effective body than a large mass of citizens” – seize the opportunities? “The new Sovereign Individual will operate like the gods of myth in the same physical environment as the ordinary, subject citizen, but in a separate realm politically. Commanding vastly greater resources and beyond the reach of many forms of compulsion, the Sovereign Individual will redesign governments and reconfigure economies in the new millennium. The full implications of this change are all but unimaginable.” Indeed.

    In two earlier books, Blood in the Streets and The Great Reckoning, Davidson and Rees-Mogg forecast the end of Communism and the rise of Gorbachev, the war in Yugoslavia, the Japanese economic bust and the late 80s Wall Street crash, the decline of Marxism and the rise of extreme Islam as chief security concern for the West. So though there are some things they get wrong, they got a lot right.

    And, bearing in mind that the third of this trilogy was written in 1997, when I was part of the Blair team meant to be in touch with the modern world, I certainly was not in touch enough to make this observation: “We believe the Information Age will bring the dawn of cybersoldiers, who will be heralds of devolution. Cybersoldiers could be deployed not merely by nation-states but by very small organisations, and even by individuals. Wars of the next millennium will include some almost bloodless battles fought with computers.”

    Vladimir Putin was two years off becoming president of Russia, Mark Zuckerberg was just 13, Dominic Cummings was still in his 20s, his Vote Leave colleague Matthew Elliot still at college, when Rees-Mogg Sr wrote this: “The result will be a massive problem of data corruption that will provide an accidental illustration of a new potential for information warfare. In the Information Age, potential adversaries will be able to wreak havoc by detonating ‘logic bombs’ that sabotage the functions of essential systems by corrupting the data upon which their functioning depends.” Fake news, echo chambers, the weaponisation of information, the turning against elites – they foretell it all.

    Itook another look at the book this week in an attempt to find a logic to the position to which Johnson’s government has led us. Set in the context of the Rees-Mogg Sr worldview, a desire for no deal is that logic. Had Johnson campaigned openly for it, he would never have won the referendum in the first place. It had to be the destination on a journey fuelled by “the will of the people,” and in which others – the EU, or “Remoaners” – could be blamed when the journey ended in a very different place to that which had been promised.

    There are some European leaders and diplomats who view Johnson as hopelessly out of his depth; someone who, in terms of his understanding of the realities of EU politics, has never really moved on from his days inventing anti-European stories for two Sovereign Individuals from the Channel Islands, the Brexit-fanatical Barclay Brothers. The recent “car crash” dinner with European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen has done little to dispel that view.

    Others, however, believe that Johnson negotiated in bad faith throughout. In other words – given that the bulk of those who have supported him throughout his career, and ultimately helped him to become prime minister, were insistent on the purest form of Brexit – he was always going to go to wherever the Sovereign Individuals wanted him to.

    Whether it’s uselessness or strategy, EU leaders now view the UK and its prime minister as untrustworthy. That has consequences that will outlive whatever happens on 1 January. Meanwhile, whether it’s no deal or a thin deal, Sunak, Dominic Raab, Priti Patel, Jacob Rees-Mogg and the true Brexit believers are better placed than ever to turn Britain into the kind of country that Rees-Mogg’s father wished it could be”.

    • interesting read, cheershans_glib
    • Interestingnb
    • Defo going to be some blood in the streets. Cash from chaos.PhanLo
    • Interesting. Get the feeling some of them are using the future to go back to the past though. Lots see brexit as stage 1 in the destruction of the EU, afterFax_Benson
    • which a new Victorian age of rich, enterprising Brits will be back at the topFax_Benson
    • Great read - where's this from?Nairn
    • @nairn, not sure, friend shared it with me, I prob should've search it's source first but been tied upfadein11
    • think it was on Campbell's blogFax_Benson
    • Pretty Evident since the start of the brexit crap, the people promoting it... weren't normal.shapesalad
    • Crikey - this is from Aug 2018. Prescient indeed.Nairn
    • https://alastaircamp…Nairn
    • That's interesting, I thought it was more recent as it refers to Johnson's EU dinner debacle, presumed it was the recent one but obviously now a previous one.fadein11
    • his blog was the original. Guess it's been rewritten recentlyFax_Benson
    • https://www.tortoise…Fax_Benson
    • ah ok.fadein11
    • Summary: The rich tricked the thick Sun readers into doing what they wanted...Chimp
    • a little more nuanced than thatfadein11
    • Being a politician is such a dirty looking job, that sensible logic good people for society are not turned on to the career, and so we vote from a poolshapesalad
    • of cesspit individuals and hope for the best. And when given the choice, the population vote for someone a little entertaining (Trump, Boris...).shapesalad
    • And here we are. Taiwan has 1/3 the population size of UK and is very close to China. 7 Deaths. UK has boris, nearly 70k covid deaths.shapesalad
    • and now a handful of days to brexit, every leave lie exposed, no deal, no plan, covid out of control. And the weather today has been shit.shapesalad
    • UK - I absolute hate what it is today. Needs a revolution to turn things around.shapesalad
    • Perhaps we do, but this country's problem is that it is populated by Mail-reading whingers who will do literally Fuck All to address anything, insteadNairn
    • ...twitching curtains, muttering under their breath or online and never having the fucking spine to stand up and say or do anything.
      Sound familiar?
      Nairn
    • what is there to downvote here? bizarre community at times.fadein11
    • @shape, for once we mostly agreefadein11
    • I guess this is the book?
      https://www.amazon.c…
      yuekit
    • yupfadein11
    • It sounds a little bit like what cryptoanarchists were writing about back in the 90s, they predicted that technology would eventually make taxation andyuekit
    • government social programs impossible to implement.yuekit
    • the book was written in the 90'sfadein11
    • Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't BoJo's moron persona actually a carefully crafted one? I recall he had some stunt where he got caught on a swing and..garbage
    • ..looked like a total dunce. The operator later said he told him to make sure it failed for a silly photo op.garbage
    • he's the dunce at the front for sure, this article isn't about him at all.fadein11
    • Oh I know, but in the end the author muses as to whether he was a useful fool for the Sovereign Individual, or does he really play the part to shirk..garbage
    • ..responsibility for the devastating course that he's knowingly guiding.garbage
    • Because I feel that BoJo is the later, Trump is the former. Stateside we are playing the same game in a different way.garbage
    • yep, I do think he's bridging the gap between the two, on one side his ego and lifelong ambition of being PM has been fulfilled, on the other he has no interestfadein11
    • in doing the job properly and realises he's only there as a stooge for far bigger powers.fadein11
    • I sound like a conspiracy theorist. But God, he isn't remotely a leader, he's there simply to deliver long planned programfadein11
    • He does seem to be acting like a buffoon for a reason.Chimp
    • It doesn't sound conspiratorial at all. Stateside we have big tech, super PACs, Koch Bros and more that are driving policies through money.garbage
    • Mitch squeezed all he could out of his useful idiot, and I don't think Donnie even realizes it.garbage
  • MrT7

  • jmckinno2

    • Cannibalisejmckinno
    • That guy is such a left wing up his own bum Londoner.shapesalad
    • 100's of years ago, people greeted other people arriving to their land by boat with spears and arrows. With good reason.shapesalad
    • They do threaten our values and lifestyle - has he not seen the state of London these days, it's not like it were in the 1960s when it was the English capital.shapesalad
    • fuck off Shape. The UK is one of the most multicultural countries in the world. We don't have to paint a picture of us v them unless we're promoting fearIanbolton
    • Shape getting mixed up between ethnic minorities and immigrants again. 1/3 of London population has been from outside the UK since the 1800skingsteven
    • and fucking hell, white British Londeners are the worst people therekingsteven
    • shape is an utter cunt... My parents came because the british government told them to come from Jamaica, that they where needed... and it was them and many...necromation
    • others to come and they fucking rebuilt this shithole, and it was them and many other commonwealth countries that shaped this island and actual made it great!necromation
    • SS strikes again!fadein11
    • the food, the music, the fashion... its the multiculturalism that makes this place. if you dont like it... maybe you should 'fuck off', just a thoughtnecromation
    • 'people greeted other people arriving to their land by boat with spears and arrows. With good reason.'
      Like the lands English people 'emigrated' to from ...
      Continuity
    • ... the 16th to 18th centuries, shape?Continuity
    • North America, the Caribbean, Africa, Asia ... those British immigrants, I'll tell you. Threatened everyone's values and lifestyles, they did.Continuity
    • why i always hated the term 'expats' it basically, white people good - everyone else is a immigrant loooolnecromation
    • @necor, don't worry, this site isn't full of total cunts like him. He's clueless, bigoted and bitter... and his wife left him.fadein11
    • *necrofadein11
    • daughter's been in London for 6 months now, I was there a few weeks ago. London was great, as multicultural as my city and all the better for itGnash
    • shape, you gotta get out more and chillGnash
    • she's never felt unsafe and is loving it there. she doesn't want to leave. so not sure which London you're talking aboutGnash
    • I have ZERO time or patience or whatever for folks that piss on Multiculturalism. My entire family is a product of it, so fuck you if you have a problem with itexador1
    • There's nothing wrong with the vast majority of British Londoners. They're an equal part of why it works, for the most part.Fax_Benson
    • London has loads of issues like any fucking city with 10 million people. But SS is still a fucking whiney little dipshit who seems to get a buzz out offadein11
    • telling strangers on a design forum how shit his life is.fadein11
    • Hey, go live right in middle of it all in London for 10+ years and end up with shit neighbours and tell me it's all sunshine and rainbows when your home,shapesalad
    • "ooooh I smelt weed on a bus" absolute prat.fadein11
    • your over priced home, everyday sounds and smells like it may as well be in the Middle East. When your sleep is constantly disturbed.shapesalad
    • your thick as pigshit, STFUfadein11
    • Go through that and u may well change your mind on it all. Before living in London I was super open minded to foreign cultures, loved it all. It needs balance.shapesalad
    • move then, sell some crypto and find your utopia. you are a spazmo. grow up.fadein11
    • Having shit neighbors is just having shit neighbors, shape. Worst neighbors I ever had were 3rd-generation Scottish/canucks.Gnash
    • Next time you smell your neighbors cooking, ask for some. Middle-eastern food is the bestGnash
  • NBQ007

  • utopian12

  • Nairn3

    Gotta say, I liked the bagpipe bit in the funeral y'day. That was actually quite poignant and emotional. Would've been, for whoever it was, wherever.

    Then, very quickly spoilt - utterly - by the borderline Munsters/Addams Family-like organ that came on immediately after; All grim, out of key and cacophonic. lol

    • My wife said she got emotional at that bit too. She said that must have come from spending too many years in Scotland. (Originally from South London)PhanLo
    • lol, yepfadein11
    • Bag pipes, fascinating instrument, you've got to constantly maintain the pressure in the bag.shapesalad
    • lol at the organ I mean, I watched with my elderly mum and we both did that glance at each other when it kicked in.fadein11
    • Organs are amazing to hear in person, pretty much the sole reason I started going back to church. That and the granny made biccy wiccies afterwards.shapesalad
    • Organs can of course be great, it may have been nerves but it was out of key early on and v.noticeable after the lovely bagpipes*fadein11
    • *first time I have ever said lovely bagpipesfadein11
    • Strange that bagpipes were used to induce fear before a massacre, they sound like a sheep being strangled.PhanLo
    • Who dieddrgs
    • Years ago, at a friend's funeral, a traditional song, sung in chorus by all of us who were there... More... Violins!! I still shiver :'(OBBTKN
    • Oh, to have been a fly on the wall in the PhanLo household y'day!Nairn
    • I think i would like bagpipes more if they wrote more than one songscarabin
    • ^ lol. I don't mind the 'pipes but I wonder if it's a bit of Hollywood conditioning too, like Kurt Russell's funeral in Backdraft. Always gets ya.MrT
    • They sound like a dial-up modem having trouble connectingscarabin
    • Yes. The lone piper. That bit nearly got me too. I think I have a live for bagpipes in my blood. My great grandfather was a piper in WWII...microkorg
    • ...first out of the trenches before the advancing troops walking across a battlefield towards the enemy playing pipes. Balls!microkorg
  • PhanLo6

    Dundee
    -

    • nice use of white spacehans_glib
    • As much as I hate the Tories you can say the same about Blair.Chimp
    • As much as i hate Blair, you could say that about Thatcher. And as much as I hate Thatcher.... etc etc.Ianbolton
    • Blair is a ToryPhanLo
    • Blair is a TonyNairn
    • ^IndeedPhanLo
    • it wasn't snowing recently...Gardener
    • I got sent it from a friend, think it was a winter project for them. :-)PhanLo
    • ahh, I am the Dundee weather man tbh as I live a few miles from itGardener
    • Blair was the most successful Tory PM.Chimp
    • Basically you can vote for a bad party or an extremely terrible party.Chimp
  • BaskerviIle1

    Boris all alone at the NATO summit

  • _me_3

    • prostitute_me_
    • what flavour crisps though?
      this we must know
      Bluejam
    • ketamine is not a belief systemfadein11
    • Headline game is so tightstoplying
    • Haha Fade. B E L I E V EIanbolton
    • Jesus! ;)maquito
    • never understood what people like in ketamine, it's a disgusting downer. and mix it with coke is peak stupidity.sted
    • the right amount is good fun. Mixing it with eating crisps is stupid.Fax_Benson
    • CK1 for the win :)fadein11
    • how does he survive that shit is my question.dopepope
  • neverscared3

  • Projectile0

    Portugal is fucked

    Thanks to these absolute cunts

    UK basically told Portugal that footie fans would be kept in tight bubbles and shipped airport > hotel > stadium > airport

    Were they fuck! Now the fucking UK is taking Portugal off the green list because of a covid spike that they caused

    • hooga hooga who let the chimps out..neverscared
    • lol, 0:43 the guy stands the fighti_was
    • as moronic as this lot are, blame uefa, they insisted on having it in porto., instead of wembley, as was offered to them.hans_glib
    • mainly because the uk refused to let in uefa delegates from red list countries.hans_glib
    • what the fuck is with the handbags!? Guys of similar ilk 15 years ago would have sucker punched you and called you a puff if you had adorned such a hand bag.shapesalad
    • Never understood why you would want to spend so much time in a sausage fest, maybe they get high of the testosterone?shapesalad
    • why they all look the same? Same hair cut, same fat levels, same anger simmering under the hood, 'same sames' at a sausage fest with handbags.shapesalad
    • They really are the worst humans on the planet. Scum of the earth, with cute wee man bags :0mrAtor
    • Best guests all over the world.palimpsest
    • Laughing at the responses in here.TOMMYxGUNN
    • Portugal = Spain 2.0 (It was only a matter of time)OBBTKN
    • so many fags with bags in one video.utopian
    • Plague Island's finestBluejam
    • Ambassadors of fUcK. When that new Royal Yacht comes on song we can ship them everywhere and nail some trade deals.NonEntity
    • Yes fags with Gucci bagsi_was
    • its called a satchel...highly likely one of their favourite movies...https://www...neverscared
    • https://www.youtube.…neverscared
    • Those folk will be rat arsed. Their stuff won't fit in the tiny pockets of their shorts so the mini bags will just hold all their gear. Not rocket science.PhanLo
  • fadein113

    (not a fan of Momentum but this hits home)

    • easy to do this in retrospecttrooperbill
    • or just follow the science and examples of other nations.fadein11
    • please tell me you aren't defending Johnson's handling of the pandemic?fadein11
    • they fucked up. consistently.
      https://www.theguard…
      Bluejam
    • essential reading trooperfadein11
    • It’s incredible how long it took Bojo to lock the country down.Chimp
    • yeah everybody in other countries is saying their governments are the best. We are so exceptional.NonEntity
    • btw our government is shit obvs, but hardly needs obsessive restating tho...NonEntity
    • Meanwhile Momentum think alternate means alternativeNonEntity
    • flol at the reliance on the test and trace systemhans_glib
    • @nonentity "hardly needs obsessive restating tho" eh?fadein11
    • the facts are pretty brutal on their own - not sure the silly make-believe format helpsFax_Benson
    • This is what happens when you vote for a racist, right wing English Nationalist who runs the most openly corrupt UK gov ever.mrAtor
    • I don’t know who this guy is bu he looks like his wife doesn’t love him and he maybe has a drinking problemscarabin
  • Gardener3

    • lol, shit, well colour me shocked.Nairn
    • The largest single ethnic group in Scotland, comprising 96.02% of the population, is white.PhanLo
    • OY. What about us ultraviolets?Nairn
    • Just noticed the SPQR logo on that channel. That's the bad Youtube.PhanLo
    • Pale blue skin is not a costumePhanLo
    • Remember being in Oz and some kids making fun of me for not having a tan at the beach. Essentially a jellyfish complexionPhanLo
    • @phan lolfadein11
    • lol@ PhanLolNairn
    • Hehehe phanOBBTKN
    • The problem is scottland is it's full of white people. We need brown folks to boat further north.hotroddy
    • I could say the same in Indiamilfhunter
    • Did they make him pm just to shut him up? Must be fun at parties_niko
    • In WW3 your skin color will be your uniform™drgs
  • neverscared5

    • trumpo loco couldn`t have done it better...neverscared
    • Would trump hire him at El Pollo Loco?AQUTE
    • just fuck off
      with your dogwhistle
      three word slogans
      designed for morons
      without a brain
      hans_glib
    • is the sign adressed to the waves or the fish ?neverscared
    • or more likeley to zardoz directly as in - The cunts crossing the channel - as he names it... maybe they can use his phrase next time...neverscared
    • perhaps influenced by Tony Abbott - now a UK Advisor - who weaponised this message as Aus PM a decade ago.MrT
    • "Sorry. We're Full"zardoz
    • "Next Stop Rwanda"zardoz
    • if england would be zardoz brain u could take in 56mio migrants...neverscared
    • I've never in my life felt so threatened by a small boat. Yet I feel like the government are being more of a threat to my livelihood right now.Ianbolton
  • Continuity3

    Bye, Liz!

    • the lettuce wins!Bluejam
    • Yay!Continuity
    • Unfortunately, now they have time to recover before the next GE. They can blame everything on her while still fucking over the country.Chimp
    • I guess the only hope is that they pick someone just as — if not more — hapless and incompetent as Truss.Continuity
    • Rishi Sunak would be my bet. He'll probably be able to fuck the country and still get the plebs to vote for him.Chimp
    • Boris the cunt will be backmrAtor
    • In the future everyone will be PM for 15 minuteszardoz
    • LOL really?! Can some of the UK denizens weigh in on this?garbage
    • Call it whatever you like, wisdom or foolishness but i could not give two fucks. It'll be the same insipid sycophant in different skin.Morning_star
    • Looks like Bojo is back, and the quickness of that to the media makes this seem like some scheme.garbage
    • Too much baggage for Sunak to get in. Looks like Boris is back.zardoz
    • So I guess you lot forgot about kemi badenoch altogether? Hellooo??cherub
  • drgs3