UK is Fucked

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  • necromation11

    Educated guess... The vibes are strong

    • FYI - we are back together.shapesalad
    • flol @necro!Continuity
    • SS is that why you are so miserable? or why are you so miserable? lolpango
    • SS was trying to get his cuck on, then his wife left him.jmckinno
  • BaskerviIle3

    • 3 months pass, delta+ variant takes hold and we do a 180 going into the next lockdown, biggest embarrassment for the UK gov in historykalkal
    • We are well and truly fucked...but I love Limmy for this and the gammons who don't realise his satireBaskerviIle
    • Never heard of him but I'm really glad it's satire lolkalkal
    • He's a Scottish comedian, had a show on the BBC, used to be a web designer before he switched to comedyBaskerviIle
    • And most importantly he used to be a member here: https://www.qbn.com/…BaskerviIle
    • Ah, was lurking around that time and had no idea. Never really watch the beeb anyhow.kalkal
    • i only disagree with 'biggest embarrassment for the UK gov in history' because really... how can you tell anymorekingsteven
    • ...."so far"kalkal
    • @kalkal, and it won't be the delta, it will be something worse after letting it run free all Summer. Let's see how popular he is when strict lockdown enforcedfadein11
    • in Sept/Oct.fadein11
    • @Fadein agreed but I watered it down to something that exists already. The virus will be exposed to a mostly vaccinated population and forced to mutatekalkal
    • i'm all in favour - it's time to find out how good the vaccines actually are.hans_glib
    • vaccines aren't the issue though, cases are massively increasing daily, never had so many people I know with covid since the start right now. The spread willfadein11
    • lead to worse variants. It's the messaging and the blanket ending of restrictions which is so stupid.fadein11
    • The UK petri dishkalkal
    • Plague Island™Bluejam
    • Limmy is a modern era Rabbie BurnsmrAtor
    • Rabbie Burns x Rab C NesbittNonEntity
    • Just WFH and take a position against GBP, sit back and profit.shapesalad
    • TBH, my main position on wanting to keep the country closed is because I like working at home lol.kalkal
    • Will be another lockdown over winter. Loads of cases in schools n nurseries currently. Boris saying folk double vaccinated wont have to self isolatemicrokorg
    • so they can spread it to whomever lol. 30% of hospitalised cases of new variants are folk who have been double vaccinated.microkorg
    • watch us all be wrong and Lims has lost his mind. Dee Dee is the real Limmy.garbage
    • Just got his show randomly only Google recs. It's alright. When I can understand him.kalkal
    • Take a bus to Yoker.garbage
  • fadein1111

  • whatthefunk11

  • Ramanisky26

    at 3:10 ... lmao

  • Projectile8

    @shapesalad - this is you on the right. There are people controlling what you watch via algorith, and feeding you this bullshit for their financial and political gain. I know firsthand, because when I engage with such vids it just feeds me much more of the same.

    The Youtube content creators are making a mint off your time by taking any video of shitty people and spewing it back out, putting the word "migrant" in the title instead of "crazed idiot".

    • Maybe. But wot about IRL experiences with Romanians, Albanians and other wastrels ?zardoz
    • @zardoz There are violent, criminal, wastrel assholes of every nationality in every country on this planet. Why would you demonise just a couple of countries?Morning_star
    • it´s how the cookie crumbles for the undereducated...neverscared
    • It's not about demonizing, it's about statistics. All cultures are NOT equal. Grow the fuck up, losers.crazyprick
    • u either manage to operate on a level with basic human rights as in everybody has them or your are a mental antique and can´t deal with modern life... then uneverscared
    • r a loser and not made for a global future...neverscared
    • that constant puny whining about Human Rights Convention and it´s effects is disgraceful and not worthy a civilized woman or man...neverscared
    • What the fuck r u talking about, losercrazyprick
    • about uneverscared
    • ;)neverscared
    • and your whining that cultures are different... it needs a real sherlock holmes to understand that... bravo..neverscared
    • british culture very elegant ... slayered and stole in the colonies across the planet for centuries and is whining because a few migrants are comin to town..neverscared
    • know your place https://media.cnn.co…neverscared
    • https://media.cnn.co…neverscared
    • You're such a faggy retard, check the fucking calendar. For example, Christianity evolved over time, but Islam is still retarded.crazyprick
    • Both are retarded, and saying one is better is just as retarded.monospaced
    • If you don't see the difference, you're nothing but a faggy ass bitchcrazyprick
  • Gardener5

    • I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THEIR NEW SHAWARMA WRAPS WHEN THEY COME OUT. I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE OODLES OF TASTE, JUST LIKE ALL THEIR OTHER FAYRENairn
    • way too many G's going on hereGnash
    • sausage rollsssszzzz and litter. Yassss minPhanLo
    • a rare UK brand, recession proof and generally doing well. Says it all really bwahahafadein11
    • the owners son's a convicted pedo though I believe?fadein11
    • TAPS AFF5timuli
    • True fact. I've never eaten from greggs.shapesalad
    • That flex makes me so fucking wet.

      Take me.
      Nairn
    • Their yum yums are lush.zardoz
    • If you've not eaten ass or eaten Greggs, can you even say you've lived?PhanLo
    • Cheese and onion pasties. Not a thing at all in Aus but how I miss them. In my memory a British town is not complete without a Greggs and a Carphone Warehouse.MrT
  • Nairn4

    This is quite amusing..

    "This website shows every grubby food outlet in the UK.

    What defines "grubby", you ask? Any business that has failed its latest food hygiene inspection (according to official Food Standards Agency data)."

    https://pantryandlarder.com/grub…

    Turns out the two cafes near our house that I've never been into but are very popular with the locals have a zero and one rating, lol

    • Why is it listing mini-market/convenie... stores? The ones near me sell just junk food, cola and chocolate bars, they don't make food.shapesalad
    • Loads of 0s, 1s, and 2s in the 500 metre radius surrounding where I lived in Old Street. But, then, I didn't need this map to tell me this, either. Ew.Continuity
    • Eh, Kingsland Road, not Old Street. Need more caffeine, apparently.Continuity
    • Loads of convenience stores sell heated food you muppet.fadein11
    • interestingly the 3 near me I have also never visitedfadein11
    • lol... dont eat in WalthamstowBluejam
    • ^ That actually sounds like some weird web series. Nairn, steal the title and sample Walthamstow's worst.garbage
    • Only one near me, never been, interesting Google reviews; "refused to give me my money back for a drink that I didn't order. Terrible customer service."webazoot
    • Thankfully my favourite red salt fries and chicken place in Liverpool never made the list. Quite a few other ones on the street did thoughPhanLo
    • Lol @ garbageBluejam
    • Look at the data https://pantryandlar…shapesalad
    • Best rated: #1 Western fast food. #2 English Fish+Chips. #3 European Italian Pizza.shapesalad
    • Worse rated: #1 Chicken Shop. #2 Indian. #3 Chinese. #4 Kebab.shapesalad
    • I think this data is racist and misrepresenting the UK's diversity.shapesalad
    • Dame Steven Lawrence's mum needs to launch an enquiry!zardoz
    • Haha the oaktree cafe (0 rating) is where all the bin men go on a friday. Its a see of flouro roange and trucks outsidewoowahesque
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  • Gardener6

    • flavoured with cheap lager, sweat and lynxhans_glib
    • What flavour of British, though? Essex Girl flavour? Steel Works Sheffielder flavour? Fucking generic shit, man.Continuity
    • I'd like a Vicky Pollard flavoured kind.Wordsworth
    • ... tastes like the week old piss of Jeremy Clarkson infused with B&H cigarette smokeBluejam
    • Fish fingers and custard?Akagiyama
    • The only thing I would like to know is
      who selected those six guys?
      sted
    • lol stedNairn
  • Gnash4

    • Built at the same time.
      100,000 people built the pyramids.
      150 people built Stonehenge.
      Our ancestors weren't weak, just few.
      Hayzilla
    • Stonehenge was a lot bigger too, but I imagine folk wanted rid of the stones as they took over the land.PhanLo
    • Imagine saying that about Egypt's lack of technical progress in the last 300+ yearsChimp
    • misses and i were discussing buying this place https://www.property…kingsteven
    • dolmen 1000 years older than the pyramids in the front yardkingsteven
    • Dang, nice spot, KingGnash
    • Not older than pyramids, thoughGnash
    • Plaque says 2000bcGnash
    • old plaque (so old it's listed too :D), it's believed to be Neolithickingsteven
    • HahaGnash
    • solid reason for a divorceBeeswax
    • rock-solidkingsteven
    • Buy it kingsteven, we can cook steaks on this thingspl33nidoru
    • £365k for that a mere 7 bed? Pfft, you should see what we can get here in London for that kind of cash...!Nairn
    • ^ sure, but would it have a really old pile of rocks out front?Gnash
    • Do crackheads count?Nairn
    • @kingsteven, too many horror movies start with people buying unique properties like that. Then it's moving furniture, bleeding walls etc..ETM
  • Bluejam9

  • Chimp5

    • Jeremy Corbyn is a fucking tool and a Putin-versteher bitch.NBQ00
    • However not disagreeing with most of what is in this video. Just regarding Russia invasion he's been very pro-Russian side.NBQ00
    • What he says in this video makes 100% sense.Chimp
    • This guy needs to get a shelf stacking job at lidl in islington and keep his voice/face/opinions to himself... total nerd with a socialist dream.shapesalad
    • Labour party a bunch of lazy gits. Tories are cunts. We need new party, new ideas... maybe a AI based system would be better.shapesalad
    • What’s wrong with what he said in the video?Chimp
    • cherry-picking, conflation, hypocrisy and a refusal to ever learn or admit, even consider, he was wrong about anything. Double Down News is aptly named.Fax_Benson
    • the problem with what he said in the video is that NBQ is a chatbot trained on youtube comments and shapesalad hates the poorkingsteven
    • I think it’s pretty sensible that the country has nationalised energy and students should be able to study for free like in a lot of EU countries.Chimp
    • @shape I've heard the Lib Dems are lookking for votes ...Continuity
    • The power big business has over goverment has to be broken. Perhaps in the future an AI overload would be better than the crap we have now.Chimp
    • I don't think i've seen a politician with this much integrity in years. Regardless of what you other cunts sayIanbolton
    • It’s almost as if he is a human being rather than a corporate controlled cyborg.Chimp
    • Corbyn also said to stop arming Ukraine and Russia have its way. So fuck him.NBQ00
    • man who ran coalition against war and military aid is against war and military aid shockerkingsteven
    • the reasoning is that we're funding a war that will just go on indefinitely. maybe in a couple years he'll have another 'i told you so' when ukraine is flatkingsteven
    • Ah yes we should've just let Russia steamroll Ukraine and possibly other countries afterwardsNBQ00
    • Just because a guy says one thing you disagree with doesn’t make his other points invalid.Chimp
    • it's humanitarian policy against all military aid tho - based on the crazy idea that it doesn't tend matter who your government is when half your family is deadkingsteven
    • Amazing man. I love him. FUCK UKRAINE.Khurram
    • Whoops sorry, I said the last part out loud on accident. I mean, God bless Ukraine, the most important and necessary country in the world.Khurram
    • Fuck you KhurramNBQ00
  • grafician10

    • MMXXIIOBBTKN
    • I know this is fake but surely there’s got to be a Brit that’s actually accomplished something or contributed to society that actually deserves to be on a coin_niko
    • Not that it matters I literally have no idea what our currency looks like or who’s on it I don’t remember the last time I used cash_niko
    • @_niko Our 50pence coins and all our notes have a notable person/organisation depicted.Morning_star
  • PhanLo4

    • Never mind the truth.Morning_star
    • unlike glorious leader vlad the put inhans_glib
    • Big Vlad will be dead soonPhanLo
    • Well. What power does Charles have?jagara
    • Money is his power.robthelad
    • Sadly for poor Charles, he's spent the last decades envious the sort of Money he knows exists out there and he can't have. The Royals ain't Billionaires.Nairn
    • are they not the largest land-owners in Britain?_niko
    • https://www.forbes.c…_niko
    • Nope, despite common conception, that money's the country's not theirs. It even says as much in the article you posted.Nairn
    • Royals have plenty money squirrelled away, offshore banking biznizzzPhanLo
    • The U.K. doesn’t vote for a Prime Minister. It votes for a political party. Both still are 100% cunts though.Chimp
    • The dumb peasants actually believe they're not mega wealthy or mega influential. The dumb peasants believe literally anything. Covid proved that.Hench
  • Gardener3

  • shapesalad0
    • For those outside of the UK, these folks are the default average type you see, especially up north.shapesalad
    • When people talk about the UK general population, this is what 80% of that looks like.shapesalad
    • They reproduce quicker than most so expect that figure to be 90% in a few years.Chimp
    • We see them around here on vacation in the Summer, getting shitfaced and being loud at 3AM in the mornings

      Nasty people

      Irish lads much better btw
      grafician
    • Ahh the working class. We are sooo much better than these people right guys?!Hayzilla
    • I'd like to be able to upvote your comment hayzillafadein11
    • Accidental rennaissancescarabin
    • As would I...
      ...smug much, QBN?
      PonyBoy
    • New Corrie spinoff?i_monk
    • comments.
      https://c.tenor.com/…
      pango
    • @shapesalad...'for people outside the UK'....'average type' ...'up north'...'80% of general population'.
      You are the Daily Mail's wet dream. Bravo.
      Morning_star
    • @scarabin yes!Krassy
    • I speak from experience having grown up around them in the same life situation. Except I paused looked around and though ‘fuck this shit’ and bettered myself.shapesalad
    • Which then resulted in ‘who do you think you are?’ When you very slightly try to better yourself. These people are scum and keep those around them at scum levelshapesalad
    • So fuck them. And fuck you for saying I’m a dailymail snob. The irony is - these are exactly the audience dailymail goes after. Hence brexit and Boris.shapesalad
    • And these people are less likely to be working class. More likely to be benefits class.shapesalad
    • The Sun demographic perhaps, The Daily Mail NOPE.fadein11
    • Congrats on bettering yourself though, you seem so happy with your life choices.fadein11
    • It has its moments.shapesalad
    • https://www.youtube.…
      http://ist1-4.fileso…
      drgs
    • @shape...your implication is that somehow this particular fracas is unique to ‘the scum’. Whereas the reality is, is that I’ve seen this exact scenario...Morning_star
    • ...play out at both Ascot and Henley Regatta. The only difference being the braying cunt ‘scum’ at Ascot & Henley we’re dressed better. Scum is scum despite ...Morning_star
    • ...social standing and money..Morning_star
    • My question is... Why is this news?pango
    • Why we paying attention to it?pango
    • ah liek tiddiesjagara
  • Bluejam11

    • how can we have a shortage of gas, when every word i say comes out of my ass :)))sted
    • a guy once started on a tory rant at me at the back of a cassetteboy show "i like the songs but i don't like the politics"...kingsteven
  • PhanLo5

    • She's all about raisin taxes ;)BaskerviIle
    • haha, nice.Fax_Benson
    • And sadly people will still vote for them.Chimp
    • LOL raisinMrT
    • and every paper reporting NI going from 12% to 13.5% is a 1.25% increase :-| that's nearly 10% dumb motherfuckerskingsteven
    • the working class are being finacially grapedIanbolton
    • Well Zarah, that would indicate business growth, which is a good thing. The spin used to imply that the billionaires are swimming, Scrooge my duck style in...Morning_star
    • ...pools of cash relies on the ignorance and faux outrage of Uber socialist web warriors. Liars attract the gullible.Morning_star
    • it's a disagreement between chasing up corporation tax or raising NI so the differentiation is entirely relevant. the latter harms all business (large or small)kingsteven
    • No it’s not. Every single person in the UK has had the opportunity to benefit directly from the governments spending. Whether furlough, nhs care, or the...Morning_star
    • ...vaccine. A small contribution to the costs of this, by everyone, is fair. CorporationTax is a nightmare and individual circumstances apply to each business...Morning_star
    • ...and therefore not an efficient place to start (although I do agree it should be addressed)Morning_star
    • well, she's not stupid: suggesting that billionaires swim in money... she's illustrating the reason for the alternative proposed by a majority in parliamentkingsteven
    • the money that people will loose (i think avg. £380 p/a) will hurt the economy more than taxing those who profited most. boris cares about neither of coursekingsteven
    • What she says is stupid. ‘Billionaires’ means nothing, it’s virtue signal to the ignorant left who believe that a billionaires money is liquid. Unlike the...Morning_star
    • ...the reality: shares, capital assets, businesses, international tax burdens, territorial and business cash flow, etc etc.Morning_star
    • Will someone think of the billionaires :-(PhanLo
    • in your own words "that would indicate business growth" - most businesses are not publicly traded. it is a disproportionate transfer of wealth facilitated by akingsteven
    • public health emergency. your amazon shares may have made you a few grand but a few people have made billions. it is morally unjustifiable.kingsteven
    • Just need to pay their taxes or it's https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
    • Love how candice owen said 90% of all taxes are paid by the wealthy. No fucking shit. And how many people are not wealthy? Like, 90% of people?Ianbolton
  • Fax_Benson4

    According to Andrew Whitaker, planning director of the Home Builders Federation, these newbuild houses are what people want.

    “If you ask kids to draw a house, they’ll draw the Play School house, with a door in the middle, windows each side, and a pitched roof”

    https://twitter.com/Telegraph/st…

    -

    https://www.theguardian.com/comm…

    https://www.theguardian.com/soci…

    • Those places are hellscapes. Folk already parked on the pavement because the roads aren't wide enough.PhanLo
    • i live in a new build. the rooms are small, ceilings low, luckily we have a 2 car drive. garage wont fit a car in. no storage at all in the housetrooperbill
    • the whole thing is so depressing. Cabe could have been a great start and attracted architects back to mass / public house buildingFax_Benson
    • It's really short term thinking. Good for the developers, but they never help improve the infrastructure around the sites, jst more congestion, lack of servicesPhanLo
    • ‘We design houses like children” is an odd flexscarabin
    • Same with all the grim, and highly expensive, blocks of flats going up across London. Cheaply built with shit generic brick cladding applied.Nairn
    • I used to work with an Italian architect, just moved to the UK. Asked me "Why do you design your new houses to look like old ones? Why not create new designs?"BaskerviIle
    • u can hear le corbusier from the grand beyond crying over this mess...neverscared
    • To be fair it might be a reaction against the horrible modernist tower blocks built in the 60s and 70s. Although I hate this style too.Chimp
    • My dad used to finishing joinery on places like these and the new 'luxury flats' he said they were built to just meet the standards, just barely.PhanLo
    • The room sizes are like a packet of sweets from B&M's, it seems a good price until you get home and realise it's 2/3rds the size of a normal bag of sweets.PhanLo
    • We just bought a house in UK. The new builds wer strange. Really not what we wanted. Small rooms, tiny gardens, looked over, expensive, cars parked everywhere.Hayzilla