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- Fax_Benson19
Ever mistakenly assume you'd won a job before actually winning a job?
I've been getting impatient with a client for not supplying content, signing contract and paying deposit invoice.
Just realised the lack of reply might be because they're still talking to other people.
- shit, wrong thread.Fax_Benson
- anyone can delete?Fax_Benson
- Upvote and comment.palimpsest
- Bet they voted ToryBluejam
- Metaphor for BREXIT?jmckinno
- The army have just asked if I need any helpFax_Benson
- Haha, D minus for reading comprehensionBrabo_Brabo
- they're just seeing if they can get it cheaper from someone on a 6 month visahans_glib
- This all sounds very familiar.utopian
- Once the proposal has been sent the next stage is contract and deposit.Chimp
- shapesalad2
- online advert for M&Sshapesalad
- does this advert bother you?Ianbolton
- It's not really targeting the right demographic.shapesalad
- I'm triggered.palimpsest
- Who is the right demographic for M&S bra-buying wannabes? She has tits, and they seem to fit just nicely into that bra. Win win!Ianbolton
- https://i.imgur.com/…zardoz
- au contraire shape, i think it's targetting precisely the m&s core consumerhans_glib
- Maybe you're not the right demographic. what were you looking for?Fax_Benson
- this isn't small electricals.Fax_Benson
- yeh m&s was my grans favourite shop!lemoucheron
- I always wonder if the represented demo even wants to see this.
I doubt I'll feel the need to be subjected to underwear ads with 70 yo guys when I'm that age.spl33nidoru - https://media.giphy.…ApeRobot
- Marychain of the Day?Continuity
- I'm somewhat concerned about that hardcore chain around her neck, though.Continuity
- She about it.palimpsest
- Is she the dildo collector?IRNlun6
- Cutebainbridge
- If it's not for you then there's more for the rest of us. No need to gatekeep the pussy. That's just cockblocking.palimpsest
- lol surprised it took 14 notes for Marychain's name to be invoked_niko
- Yup, imagine my surprise!Continuity
- He was always in our minds though. Only Continuity had the courage to summon him.palimpsest
- would.jonny_quest_lives
- https://pbs.twimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- Minds? In our hearts, palimp.
In our hearts.Continuity - In our throbbing hearts.palimpsest
- https://pbs.twimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- gilfmilfhunter
- No thxpango
- wilfpalimpsest
- When you see a nice thick juicy dick do you also feel the need to signal it's not for you?palimpsest
- https://youtu.be/6ul…palimpsest
- Are they showing how women should dress for the office?shapesalad
- Of course they pick the model with the botoxed forehead, cheek and lips filled to bursting. Are they really promoting beauty at any age with this?monNom
- *would!hydro74
- sooner or later, unless you're Dicaprio, we'll all be face with this decision...will we or won't we?_niko
- https://pbs.twimg.co…jonny_quest_lives
- *havepalimpsest
- @monNom
How dare they?!
Also: bursting
XDpalimpsest - art director: "can we make her look less old?"monNom
- How old would you say she looks?palimpsest
- If the ad don't speak to you don't buy the bra, bruh!palimpsest
- Look at shapesalad bringing granny porn to the front page of QBN. I wasn't expecting that, I must admit.
Or, maybe..Nairn - "You've just clinched a deal at a lunch meeting. It's the middle of July and you've got that second-bottle-of-Shi... feeling. Go!"mort_
- second-bottle-of-Shi...mort_
- wtf?mort_
- Shite or shiraz?Nairn
- Shiraz!mort_
- paging SimonFFMautoflavour
- isn't this like a the fear a Peeping Tom was looking at back in the day?AQUTE
- Reminds me of that horror movie, X.robthelad
- Unless any of these comments above are by women, you've really got no right to an opinion hereDaveO
- (also, I do miss Marychain)DaveO
- What is a woman though, DaveO?Ianbolton
- Do you indentify as a woman, DaveO?
If not you shouldn't be taking part in the conversation.
How dare you!palimpsest
- Nairn19
- PhanLo12
- https://twitter.com/…PhanLo
- what a legend! (the pensioner)Nutter
- Another topper https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- This is amazing. I have a "in a perfect world" scenario:garbage
- She adopts BASTARD as her name, because the fuzz is too afraid to arrest an old woman, she goes all-city.garbage
- She eventually gets a pass at every hardware store while she limps through racking sessions. Everyone turns a blind eye.garbage
- All that risk and he chose “bastard.” le sighmonospaced
- That sculptor gave Maggie quite a nice hair style.CyBrainX
- One day, someone will write pig-fucker on David Camerons gravePhanLo
- it’s just so tame, what with so many words to choose from, bastard isn’t even a bad word over heremonospaced
- I know. Your knack for hurling meaningless Tourette-style insults is a missed opportunity, eh?. ⌄ Rant in 3,2,1:hotroddy
- It's an old lady, cut her some slack.garbage
- bastard is perfect. The vandal is a pensioner - angry enough to deface a prominent statue but mindful that there's no need to be vulgarFax_Benson
- the British are mindful.hotroddy
- Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a pretty localized political insult in the first place?garbage
- +1 fax - bastard is supreme in this contextNairn
- I'm just sayin', vulgarity feels appropriate ... in this context :)monospaced
- Lucky she didn't say stupid white bastard, otherwise she would be hauled before the courts ala Sam Kerr!sab
- The only tag she could have made that would have been more fitting is just plain "THATCHER".garbage
- Hotroddy still has the knack for being top lame cunt on QBN. Seriously does that dude EVER say anything positive, productive, charming, witty?canoe
- I am enjoying this event’s proximity to International Women’s Day.MrT
- Yep he's a real good for nothing bastardhotroddy
- my time would be better served defacing monuments :)hotroddy
- https://dagsson.com/…pango
- yes hotknobby. join the looter rioter anarchist and take down any statues that offend you.pango
- thats rich considering I busted you using your multiple fake QBN burner accounts to downvote my anti-rioting posts. that's how triggering my posts are to youhotroddy
- Consider taking a portage with @canoe to experience firsthand the vastness of Lake Ontario, Ger you out of your mom's basement.hotroddy
- not all heroes wear capes...neverscared
- https://i.imgur.com/…neverscared
- @hotroddy did you ever do a Nice Week?garbage
- I'm nice. i only resort to insults after I've been insulted and I get insulted a lothotroddy
- the only time neverscared is outraged about mob attack is the rare instance it's white on black : https://i.imgur.com/…hotroddy
- so you care about votes? does it hurt your feeling? bust? votes has names attached to it now? you're not thinking very logical are you?pango
- yes keep blaming others when majority of the people are sick of you lol. never self reflect. keep being you. we believe in you!pango
- jeez hostile so quick! i was agreeing with you! we can be rioter looters together. but you playing!pango
- ..I'm not sure what's happening here, but I'd like some clarity.garbage
- Pango forgot to sign out of one of his 'other accounts' I was able to determine it was him based on the content he posted.hotroddy
- He was posting about the NHL Canuck Stanley cup riot and presenting it as a thought-provoking argument 'white people riot too' as a way to excuse the behaviorhotroddy
- LOL we got a Scooby-Doo detective here. If you look at the profile you'd know it's me. It never a secret! LOLpango
- "omg! Did you guys know you can borrow books for free at the library? It's the discovery of the century!"pango
- Hotknobby... Can you please go back to school? I promise it's not a leftist thing to go to school.pango
- Also we went through this before. Are you having dementia like Joe Biden?pango
- One of you two has to do a Nice Week.
For a Better Tomorrow, god damn it!garbage - https://media.tenor.…pango
- zarkonite10
- You can feck right off with that. Doing my head in.shapesalad
- https://www.youtube.…kaiyohtee
- There’s a continent of fat between the Pacific and Atlantic... google it, it’s called USA.shapesalad
- Yeah I know, USA isn’t a continent. But bugger me.shapesalad
- The English are so insecure, they have to make fun of fat people to get over their fucked up teeth.canoe
- The UK is a festival toilet you can smell from Canada.face_melter
- lolAQUTE
- Trash or rubbish?Chimp
- our subjects rarely show respect.fadein11
- Bit salty in here this morning, did something happen overnight?faxion
- Why do so many Americans think we have bad teeth? We have free fuckin healthcare! I seen more folks in the US with shit teeth (i lived in the US for a bit)necromation
- Because shows like Coronation St. or Eastenders where everyone looks like an Eldritch horror have teeth like a smashed public toilet.face_melter
- From when, the 1950s? you tripping! Not everyone has shiny white teeth american game show host! i have no idea where this bollocks comes fromnecromation
- Pre-1950's. It's from when all the GIs came over in WW2 and we didn't yet have the NHS. Nowadays general dental health is better in the UK than US.Nairn
- Not that I imagine most Yanks know that - they just regurgitate whatever they learn from The Simpsons.Nairn
- In my Grandfolks day in Scotland, people not even in their 40s were 'gifted' getting all their teeth removed, to be replaced with shiny white dentures.Nairn
- haha nairn... my nan's dentures provided so much entertainment as a small child, and my grandad's come to think of it.fadein11
- no inappropriate comments please :)fadein11
- necro, the people you saw in the US with shit teeth were from the UK.face_melter
- they only pretended to be from the US out of embarrassment.face_melter
- Why are American so fat? Fat lazy American cunts.Khurram
- ^^ The Irish are worse. Ugly inbred sister fuckers. "Ooh! We're dying! We only know how to eat potatoes!." And they breed like fucking rats. Vermin.Khurram
- The UK is right up there next to the USA with obesity. lolmonospaced
- well, not exactly up there, but not far, and climbing :)monospaced
- https://imagez.tmz.c…fadein11
- British people can now go to Turkey and get gleaming white gumshields, it's a game changer for our burberry teeth.PhanLo
- doubt we'll need teeth long term. increasingly plant-based diet. Maybe just one top and one bottom tooth. Internal beaks.Fax_Benson
- I mean 'we' as a species - not just Brits.Fax_Benson
- Mono, the idea of massively obese people managing to climb anywhere gave me a chuckle. Climbing in and out of bed must be a daily challengeIanbolton
- PhanLo7
- https://www.instagra…PhanLo
- Beast mode?nb
- it's gonna be a cold winter.uan
- All winters are coldi_was
- its a lizard thing when they retreat into a cocoon , shed skin and grow wingswoowahesque
- Gedanken und gebete.Wordsworth
- Groundhog daytank02
- Civil War imminent.Brabo_Brabo
- Definitely molting.monospaced
- according to royal experts?!?!?!!Milan
- Nothing wrong she is just out of royal fucks to give for this year. I like the concept of molting, at least it suggests that she is something alive ehehhested
- She will retreat to the castle to feast on the flesh of the young. Re-emerging as a 21 year old to continue her reign forever.PhanLo
- Mutating Phase II has been activated.Bennn
- Torporthumb_screws
- The dying in a bed phasescarabin
- Camilla 4 Queen!MrT
- she's deadcolin_s
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- But who'll do the Queen's speech this year?Brabo_Brabo
- Bluejam7
- "The game itself has few rules, two being that play is restricted to Long Street and participants are not allowed to kill anyone"Bluejam
- #Fight of the day
#Where The Fun IS
#The Nope Thread.Bluejam - Lol
Wrecking the William Hill. That'll be fixed by the next day. The best kept buildings in my area are the bookies. Misery giants.PhanLo - harmless fun, until someone gets their eye gouged out.zardoz
- let them kill each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
- hahah looks funmilfhunter
- we are just a bunch of monkey'smilfhunter
- are these the civilised people who where terrorising migrants ?neverscared
- the boy in the orange trousers, spawn of Animal Mother :)mrAtor
- This is fucking depressing. That said, orangepants has some fucking paws on him.garbage
- I'm pretty sure blueshirt didn't even know where he was when the crowd pushed him into CTE.garbage
- all good, the NHS probably need something to keep them busydee-dubs
- Send them to Ukraine to fight against the wagner group? I liked it when those two guys airdropped in towards the end.shapesalad
- Along with Cheese Rolling and Wife Carrying these events have been taking place for centuries. This will be the 823rd year this ball game has occurred.Morning_star
- "It's pure fighting, there are no rules... but it's done in a very organised way."Morning_star
- Warwickshire Police said: “We are aware the annual Atherstone Ball Game event took place in the town yesterday. No arrests were made."Morning_star
- How to get early onset dementia literally beaten into you? Attend this event.shapesalad
- This one hack will allow you to watch day time telly all day while having meals cooked and brought to you... attend <^ this eventshapesalad
- The guy in orange pants is clearly a psychopath murderer, he's better there with the rest of the animals than loose on the street...OBBTKN
- I initially thought wtf is going on here? what's wrong with brits, fucking animals, but looking into it and realizing it's an annual game, I think its..._niko
- ...so fucking cool, love it._niko
- amazing!utopian
- I love how this game has probably been played since 1199 and in these modern times it's nothing but a fucked up tradition that should be bannedIanbolton
- Let them get it out their system. I bet Atherstone is pretty chill for months after this! But yeah, I'd get killed for sureIanbolton
- Yeah pretty fucked, but always has been so a bit out of context here. You go first.MrT
- Yeah, but this is just angry idiots. These aren't the fun idiots that chase that cheese down the hill.garbage
- nice moshpit.Krassy
- so who won? what's the final score?Krassy
- A very special event held on a full moon where people act out their finely woven inherited traumas from their historically horrific and ritualistic townIanbolton
- BANKattack9
flat was destroyed by flooding on monday - in central london (maida vale) - lost a lot. Place is being gutted. Climate change is real, yo'
- This is why I bought my place on higher groundSlashPeckham
- i live on a mountain imaginitively called "mountain"trooperbill
- no joke - basement flats are out for me : (BANKattack
- Sorry to hear it man. That sucks ass.Ianbolton
- :(hardhat
- this is why I rent and not buy on the beach, sorry to hear Bank :(GuyFawkes
- Fscarabin
- Fpango
- Fzarkonite
- Fsted
- Fgarbage
- Upedromendez
- ^ this guy shows no respect!pango
- Hope you're ok - call Westminster council and get them to give you temporary accommodation.shapesalad
- That sucks man.Chimp
- yeah it does. i hope you managed to recover the things that were the most important.sted
- Bluejam14
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- A classic!mort_
- I had no idea Dr. Who was so gangsta.Akagiyama
- or oirish. i thought he was a geordiehans_glib
- Eccles is near Manchester, where he's from. Perhaps you're thinking of Jimmy Nail?Nairn
- putin is probably not coming to the funeral..neverscared
- Well spokeninv
- This is excellent.MrT
- PhanLo19
- Continuity14
- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA... the truth will set you free SS!necromation
- Hahaha_niko
- https://i.kym-cdn.co…neverscared
- Gross. No thank you. You guys need to lay off the jazz cigars — clearly cuased your brain cells to rot.shapesalad
- lol, so perfect, and this clown doesn't even get the joke ^monospaced
- Well, looks like we can add homophobe to the list, too!Continuity
- MrT13
- horrifyingBuddhaHat
- Insane. But I guess all you need is to have enough morons on your country to vote you in and then you can do whatever you like._niko
- Thats amazing. Hits home hard but its weirdly disorientating. Ive got to pay my gas and electricity bill :-(Ianbolton
- How is that Brexit thing working out?utopian
- Love the ledbydonkeys stuff. Such a great way to protest online and totally destroys the Tory ideology. They're fucked.Ianbolton
- Brexit means we can take back control of our cuntry dunnit mateIanbolton
- I've not been back in 4 years, arriving next week. I think I'm a bit scared...MrT
- I don't know why anyone believes the myth that the Tories are better at managing the economy.Chimp
- What is a Brexit?Chimp
- Bluejam9
Meanwhile Norwegian fishermen ...
“In consequence, there will be no British-caught Arctic cod sold through chippies for our national dish – it will all be imported from the Norwegians, who will continue to sell their fish products to the U.K. tariff-free while we are excluded from these waters. Quite simply, this is a disgrace and a national embarrassment,” Sandell said.
- We're taking back our fish!PhanLo
- It's incredible. The fishing industry has been royally screwed.fadein11
- There won't be any fish left in the sea in 10yrs yet we are constantly fucking fighting with other countries about who gets to catch the last few.Hayzilla
- first one to catch them all wins, right?Fax_Benson
- "national embarrassment”
Is it an embarrassment when it's entirely expected of a government of half-wit toffs & useful idiots, who are almost exclusively...Wolfboy - vulture capitalists with little of no personal stake in the fishing industry? The UK really is the perfect storm of the worst people at the controls...Wolfboy
- at the wrong time plus an electorate who are in a state of perpetual ignorance when it comes to politics and the consequences of listening to spivs & grifters.Wolfboy
- On the plus side, today I learned of the existence of Scottish pelagic fishing barons.Nairn
- As a Yank, yes. Your incompetent and corrupt politicians and your moronic fellow citizens can be an embarrassment on an international scale.garbage
- The corner bar serves a legit fish and chips, and I'll have some in solidarity when the day is done.garbage
- the sandell woman tho is in charge of one of those massive industrial trawlers (apparently it catches 1/12of all cod and haddock in the uk)hans_glib
- so i think we need to read her comments in that light. this in no way excuses the uk govt's uselessness tho.hans_glib
- Nairn, the other week it was Bottle Merchants, this week it’s Scottish Pelagic Fishing Barons. HahaIanbolton
- In the words of Bernard Manning ‘it’s a fucking disgrace’Ianbolton
- ^ lol yesBluejam
- Bennn7
- ouch :Dsted
- Lol. HP Sauce is as wild as it getsPhanLo
- “Nah, we’re good”
*boils dessert*scarabin - The spices were to give to the Dutch in exchange for America. Stupid colonies. Have a mince pie.MrT
- I spent half a day shop hopping to find a bottle of this. Apparently worcester is not that popular in the uk, or so I was told. http://i.imgur.com/E…cherub
- Eventually my missus weaned me off the worcester and got me to like that malt stuff. So I doused my chips in malt instead.cherub
- I'm always on the lookout for L&P in Oz, usually in the foreigners' aisle. Most UK chippy vinegar is 'non-brewed condiment'. Get a bottle of proper stuff!MrT
- @cherub: that's total bollocks. you can find worcestershire sauce in supermarkets everywhere. an essential ingredient.hans_glib
- and hp sauce, branston pickle, piccallili etc (and mince pies) need a tons of spice, so ner.hans_glib
- Never get high on your own supplymilfhunter
- also. as a seafarer and island nation, all they could come up with is deep fried battered fish with chips and vinegar ? look at japan ffsd_gitale
- Out of interest, what's Canada's contribution to culinary extravagance - cheese curd and gravy on chips?Nairn
- I spend a month or so in Italy each year - food's great, if you like Italian. If you don't, well, you're stuffed, because that's all you're getting.Nairn
- The UK flattens India, rapes the land and subjugates the populace and the best they can come up with is Coronation Chicken.face_melter
- @face, which did evolve into baltis and chicken tikka masala to be fair so wasn't all bad (joke).fadein11
- Haggis is kind of spicy.PhanLo
- The descendants from the idiots of the past empire, are the upper class of the UK today, in the houses of Lords and Parliament, hence the continued fucking up.shapesalad
- @fade - but also, we have some of the best Indian food in the world. Even our average stuff from the local takeaway is more interesting than most countries haveNairn
- I'd say beyond Tikka Massala, pseudo-Balti and coronation fucking chicken, the one thing 'we've' added to the world is BIR Gravy. Total cultural osmosisNairn
- My Italian in-laws make a 'curry' that is literally just curry powder, cream and some [in my opinion] underdone onions. It's OK. What we had in the early 70s.Nairn
- oh nairn, I'm from B'ham, I know. I ate more curry growing up than English food (well not quite). I gave to simple examples, although baltis are fantastic herefadein11
- also in the right place.fadein11
- *twofadein11
- I guess my point was both dishes were invented by Indian immigrants here, they don't exist in india.fadein11
- (or Pakistani, Kashmari etc. if people get technical)fadein11
- God it's late, I am finally finishing work, hope any of that that made sense, knackered :)fadein11
- *correction - balti did not originate here, I've been lied to my whole life.fadein11
- lowimpakt5
Spending 100s millions on "food parcels" for people living in poverty where the allocated is £30 per person but the boxes have about £5 worth of food and the rest is taken as profit by the company whose CEO is a massive Tory donor is ALMOST peak Tory fuckery
This is a Free School Meals bag that has to cover 10 days
- What's the company?Morning_star
- lol, 2 potatoes ?i_was
- more info here
https://twitter.com/…Bluejam - The Tories need to be fucking destroyed. Every single one of them.face_melter
- company in questions is Chartwells
https://twitter.com/…Bluejam - To be fair, Chartwells were quick to respond and are now investigating. They're part of the large Compass Group.Morning_star
- You'd perhaps forgive them if stuff like this happened once or twice in unprecedented times, but it's been pretty much everything since the pandemic began.fadein11
- Absolute cunts. As if the amount of food wasn't agreed with ministers first.fadein11
- tO Be fAiR... no. There's no fair about this. People, multiple people, took the decision and thought this was ok.face_melter
- Do you think there was a fucking rogue food box saboteur and managed to get this through without anyone else noticing?face_melter
- Turns out (after talking with someone who has worked with Compass Group brands) that Chartwells used to be called Scolerest and were the epicentre of the...Morning_star
- ...Turkey Twizzlers/Shite Nutrition debacle that Jamie Oliver was behind a few years back. There are utter, utter profit driven cunts. So you're right...Morning_star
- ...face_melter there's no need to be fair .Morning_star
- if this is true it's an utter disgrace.hans_glib
- huge tory donor and CEO was on Cameron's Business Advisory Group...fadein11
- https://www.theguard…neverscared
- Would love to see what the chefs on Ready Steady Cook would come up with using these ingredients.shapesalad
- Sick.jtb26
- 10 days? Christ. Do you have food banks over yonder?jtb26
- People who would have been in the church rinsing folks cash 40 years back have realised charity work is easier to grift the poor without all the jesus stuff.PhanLo
- You should see their school meal substitutes - not even enough nutrition to support an adultSlashPeckham
- ffs makes Dickensian gruel look like a healthy optionNonEntity
- ^ I was going to say, what is it with you Brits and your penchant for Victorian-style abject cruelty, anyway? This is fucking jaw-dropping.Continuity
- ^ It's the 'British Establishment believing poor people will spend cash on booze and cigarettes... that's why these food parcels are being sent out like thisSlashPeckham
- It's a fucking embarrassment is what it is. But totally unsurprising from the current particularly toxic manifestation of the conservative party, Rees-Mogg isfadein11
- likely masturbating right now.fadein11
- Booze and cigarettes seem a pretty reasonable way to cope with the barbarism of the 'British Establishment', all things considered.Continuity
- ^ True but it almost never happens. During WWII the rations people were given were far better than this.. maybe because there was no profit motive..SlashPeckham
- In fact for the poorest people nutrition/health improved in WWII... this is far below that watermark. I fucking hate the tories!!SlashPeckham
- Is this related to what Marcus Rashford is doing? Or is he doing his own thing?stoplying
- Some Facts: hampers were put together last week based on the cost of a free school meal allowance - £2.34 per pupil per day (which is £11.70 a week) NOT £30Morning_star
- Rashford campaigned for free school meals to continue in the holidays successfully. He most certainly has nothing to do with this awfulness.fadein11
- Projectile15
_PRIME-Minister_v5a_Final__final...
- Bluejam14
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- haha, amazingIanbolton
- lol, perfectFax_Benson
- Ha!mort_