UK is Fucked

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  • Ianbolton22

    • flol, ouchNairn
    • Haha!mort_
    • aahaha ouchsted
    • lolmilfhunter
    • and this is how I learn about the queen dyingjagara
    • 'The' Queen, Jagara?
      Margrethe II seems to be still kicking... .
      In fact, looks like she's the only one at the moment.
      Nairn
  • Fax_Benson19

    Ever mistakenly assume you'd won a job before actually winning a job?

    I've been getting impatient with a client for not supplying content, signing contract and paying deposit invoice.

    Just realised the lack of reply might be because they're still talking to other people.

    • shit, wrong thread.Fax_Benson
    • anyone can delete?Fax_Benson
    • Upvote and comment.palimpsest
    • Bet they voted ToryBluejam
    • Metaphor for BREXIT?jmckinno
    • The army have just asked if I need any helpFax_Benson
    • Haha, D minus for reading comprehensionBrabo_Brabo
    • they're just seeing if they can get it cheaper from someone on a 6 month visahans_glib
    • This all sounds very familiar.utopian
    • Once the proposal has been sent the next stage is contract and deposit.Chimp
  • shapesalad2

  • Nairn19

  • PhanLo12

    A pensioner has been caught on CCTV apparently spraying the word ‘bastard’ onto the plinth holding a statue of Margaret Thatcher.
    The act of vandalism happened overnight on March 5 in Thatcher’s hometown of Grantham, Lincolnshire.
    -

    • https://twitter.com/…PhanLo
    • what a legend! (the pensioner)Nutter
    • Another topper https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
    • This is amazing. I have a "in a perfect world" scenario:garbage
    • She adopts BASTARD as her name, because the fuzz is too afraid to arrest an old woman, she goes all-city.garbage
    • She eventually gets a pass at every hardware store while she limps through racking sessions. Everyone turns a blind eye.garbage
    • All that risk and he chose “bastard.” le sighmonospaced
    • That sculptor gave Maggie quite a nice hair style.CyBrainX
    • One day, someone will write pig-fucker on David Camerons gravePhanLo
    • it’s just so tame, what with so many words to choose from, bastard isn’t even a bad word over heremonospaced
    • I know. Your knack for hurling meaningless Tourette-style insults is a missed opportunity, eh?. ⌄ Rant in 3,2,1:hotroddy
    • It's an old lady, cut her some slack.garbage
    • bastard is perfect. The vandal is a pensioner - angry enough to deface a prominent statue but mindful that there's no need to be vulgarFax_Benson
    • the British are mindful.hotroddy
    • Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a pretty localized political insult in the first place?garbage
    • +1 fax - bastard is supreme in this contextNairn
    • I'm just sayin', vulgarity feels appropriate ... in this context :)monospaced
    • Lucky she didn't say stupid white bastard, otherwise she would be hauled before the courts ala Sam Kerr!sab
    • The only tag she could have made that would have been more fitting is just plain "THATCHER".garbage
    • Hotroddy still has the knack for being top lame cunt on QBN. Seriously does that dude EVER say anything positive, productive, charming, witty?canoe
    • I am enjoying this event’s proximity to International Women’s Day.MrT
    • Yep he's a real good for nothing bastardhotroddy
    • my time would be better served defacing monuments :)hotroddy
    • https://dagsson.com/…pango
    • yes hotknobby. join the looter rioter anarchist and take down any statues that offend you.pango
    • thats rich considering I busted you using your multiple fake QBN burner accounts to downvote my anti-rioting posts. that's how triggering my posts are to youhotroddy
    • Consider taking a portage with @canoe to experience firsthand the vastness of Lake Ontario, Ger you out of your mom's basement.hotroddy
    • not all heroes wear capes...neverscared
    • https://i.imgur.com/…neverscared
    • @hotroddy did you ever do a Nice Week?garbage
    • I'm nice. i only resort to insults after I've been insulted and I get insulted a lothotroddy
    • the only time neverscared is outraged about mob attack is the rare instance it's white on black : https://i.imgur.com/…hotroddy
    • so you care about votes? does it hurt your feeling? bust? votes has names attached to it now? you're not thinking very logical are you?pango
    • yes keep blaming others when majority of the people are sick of you lol. never self reflect. keep being you. we believe in you!pango
    • jeez hostile so quick! i was agreeing with you! we can be rioter looters together. but you playing!pango
    • ..I'm not sure what's happening here, but I'd like some clarity.garbage
    • Pango forgot to sign out of one of his 'other accounts' I was able to determine it was him based on the content he posted.hotroddy
    • He was posting about the NHL Canuck Stanley cup riot and presenting it as a thought-provoking argument 'white people riot too' as a way to excuse the behaviorhotroddy
    • LOL we got a Scooby-Doo detective here. If you look at the profile you'd know it's me. It never a secret! LOLpango
    • "omg! Did you guys know you can borrow books for free at the library? It's the discovery of the century!"pango
    • Hotknobby... Can you please go back to school? I promise it's not a leftist thing to go to school.pango
    • Also we went through this before. Are you having dementia like Joe Biden?pango
    • One of you two has to do a Nice Week.

      For a Better Tomorrow, god damn it!
      garbage
    • https://media.tenor.…pango
  • zarkonite10

    • You can feck right off with that. Doing my head in.shapesalad
    • https://www.youtube.…kaiyohtee
    • There’s a continent of fat between the Pacific and Atlantic... google it, it’s called USA.shapesalad
    • Yeah I know, USA isn’t a continent. But bugger me.shapesalad
    • The English are so insecure, they have to make fun of fat people to get over their fucked up teeth.canoe
    • The UK is a festival toilet you can smell from Canada.face_melter
    • lolAQUTE
    • Trash or rubbish?Chimp
    • our subjects rarely show respect.fadein11
    • Bit salty in here this morning, did something happen overnight?faxion
    • Why do so many Americans think we have bad teeth? We have free fuckin healthcare! I seen more folks in the US with shit teeth (i lived in the US for a bit)necromation
    • Because shows like Coronation St. or Eastenders where everyone looks like an Eldritch horror have teeth like a smashed public toilet.face_melter
    • From when, the 1950s? you tripping! Not everyone has shiny white teeth american game show host! i have no idea where this bollocks comes fromnecromation
    • Pre-1950's. It's from when all the GIs came over in WW2 and we didn't yet have the NHS. Nowadays general dental health is better in the UK than US.Nairn
    • Not that I imagine most Yanks know that - they just regurgitate whatever they learn from The Simpsons.Nairn
    • In my Grandfolks day in Scotland, people not even in their 40s were 'gifted' getting all their teeth removed, to be replaced with shiny white dentures.Nairn
    • haha nairn... my nan's dentures provided so much entertainment as a small child, and my grandad's come to think of it.fadein11
    • no inappropriate comments please :)fadein11
    • necro, the people you saw in the US with shit teeth were from the UK.face_melter
    • they only pretended to be from the US out of embarrassment.face_melter
    • Why are American so fat? Fat lazy American cunts.Khurram
    • ^^ The Irish are worse. Ugly inbred sister fuckers. "Ooh! We're dying! We only know how to eat potatoes!." And they breed like fucking rats. Vermin.Khurram
    • The UK is right up there next to the USA with obesity. lolmonospaced
    • well, not exactly up there, but not far, and climbing :)monospaced
    • https://imagez.tmz.c…fadein11
    • British people can now go to Turkey and get gleaming white gumshields, it's a game changer for our burberry teeth.PhanLo
    • doubt we'll need teeth long term. increasingly plant-based diet. Maybe just one top and one bottom tooth. Internal beaks.Fax_Benson
    • I mean 'we' as a species - not just Brits.Fax_Benson
    • Mono, the idea of massively obese people managing to climb anywhere gave me a chuckle. Climbing in and out of bed must be a daily challengeIanbolton
  • PhanLo7

  • Bluejam7

    • "The game itself has few rules, two being that play is restricted to Long Street and participants are not allowed to kill anyone"Bluejam
    • #Fight of the day
      #Where The Fun IS
      #The Nope Thread.
      Bluejam
    • Lol
      Wrecking the William Hill. That'll be fixed by the next day. The best kept buildings in my area are the bookies. Misery giants.
      PhanLo
    • harmless fun, until someone gets their eye gouged out.zardoz
    • let them kill each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN
    • hahah looks funmilfhunter
    • we are just a bunch of monkey'smilfhunter
    • are these the civilised people who where terrorising migrants ?neverscared
    • the boy in the orange trousers, spawn of Animal Mother :)mrAtor
    • This is fucking depressing. That said, orangepants has some fucking paws on him.garbage
    • I'm pretty sure blueshirt didn't even know where he was when the crowd pushed him into CTE.garbage
    • all good, the NHS probably need something to keep them busydee-dubs
    • Send them to Ukraine to fight against the wagner group? I liked it when those two guys airdropped in towards the end.shapesalad
    • Along with Cheese Rolling and Wife Carrying these events have been taking place for centuries. This will be the 823rd year this ball game has occurred.Morning_star
    • "It's pure fighting, there are no rules... but it's done in a very organised way."Morning_star
    • Warwickshire Police said: “We are aware the annual Atherstone Ball Game event took place in the town yesterday. No arrests were made."Morning_star
    • How to get early onset dementia literally beaten into you? Attend this event.shapesalad
    • This one hack will allow you to watch day time telly all day while having meals cooked and brought to you... attend <^ this eventshapesalad
    • The guy in orange pants is clearly a psychopath murderer, he's better there with the rest of the animals than loose on the street...OBBTKN
    • I initially thought wtf is going on here? what's wrong with brits, fucking animals, but looking into it and realizing it's an annual game, I think its..._niko
    • ...so fucking cool, love it._niko
    • amazing!utopian
    • I love how this game has probably been played since 1199 and in these modern times it's nothing but a fucked up tradition that should be bannedIanbolton
    • Let them get it out their system. I bet Atherstone is pretty chill for months after this! But yeah, I'd get killed for sureIanbolton
    • Yeah pretty fucked, but always has been so a bit out of context here. You go first.MrT
    • Yeah, but this is just angry idiots. These aren't the fun idiots that chase that cheese down the hill.garbage
    • nice moshpit.Krassy
    • so who won? what's the final score?Krassy
    • A very special event held on a full moon where people act out their finely woven inherited traumas from their historically horrific and ritualistic townIanbolton
  • BANKattack9

    flat was destroyed by flooding on monday - in central london (maida vale) - lost a lot. Place is being gutted. Climate change is real, yo'

  • Bluejam14

  • Bluejam17

  • PhanLo19

  • Continuity14

    @necromation, fixed it for you. :D

  • Bluejam17


  • MrT13
    • horrifyingBuddhaHat
    • Insane. But I guess all you need is to have enough morons on your country to vote you in and then you can do whatever you like._niko
    • Thats amazing. Hits home hard but its weirdly disorientating. Ive got to pay my gas and electricity bill :-(Ianbolton
    • How is that Brexit thing working out?utopian
    • Love the ledbydonkeys stuff. Such a great way to protest online and totally destroys the Tory ideology. They're fucked.Ianbolton
    • Brexit means we can take back control of our cuntry dunnit mateIanbolton
    • I've not been back in 4 years, arriving next week. I think I'm a bit scared...MrT
    • I don't know why anyone believes the myth that the Tories are better at managing the economy.Chimp
    • What is a Brexit?Chimp
  • Bluejam9

    Meanwhile Norwegian fishermen ...


    “In consequence, there will be no British-caught Arctic cod sold through chippies for our national dish – it will all be imported from the Norwegians, who will continue to sell their fish products to the U.K. tariff-free while we are excluded from these waters. Quite simply, this is a disgrace and a national embarrassment,” Sandell said.

    https://www.seafoodsource.com/ne…

    • We're taking back our fish!PhanLo
    • It's incredible. The fishing industry has been royally screwed.fadein11
    • There won't be any fish left in the sea in 10yrs yet we are constantly fucking fighting with other countries about who gets to catch the last few.Hayzilla
    • first one to catch them all wins, right?Fax_Benson
    • "national embarrassment”
      Is it an embarrassment when it's entirely expected of a government of half-wit toffs & useful idiots, who are almost exclusively...
      Wolfboy
    • vulture capitalists with little of no personal stake in the fishing industry? The UK really is the perfect storm of the worst people at the controls...Wolfboy
    • at the wrong time plus an electorate who are in a state of perpetual ignorance when it comes to politics and the consequences of listening to spivs & grifters.Wolfboy
    • On the plus side, today I learned of the existence of Scottish pelagic fishing barons.Nairn
    • As a Yank, yes. Your incompetent and corrupt politicians and your moronic fellow citizens can be an embarrassment on an international scale.garbage
    • The corner bar serves a legit fish and chips, and I'll have some in solidarity when the day is done.garbage
    • the sandell woman tho is in charge of one of those massive industrial trawlers (apparently it catches 1/12of all cod and haddock in the uk)hans_glib
    • so i think we need to read her comments in that light. this in no way excuses the uk govt's uselessness tho.hans_glib
    • Nairn, the other week it was Bottle Merchants, this week it’s Scottish Pelagic Fishing Barons. HahaIanbolton
    • In the words of Bernard Manning ‘it’s a fucking disgrace’Ianbolton
    • ^ lol yesBluejam
  • Bennn7

    • ouch :Dsted
    • Lol. HP Sauce is as wild as it getsPhanLo
    • “Nah, we’re good”

      *boils dessert*
      scarabin
    • The spices were to give to the Dutch in exchange for America. Stupid colonies. Have a mince pie.MrT
    • I spent half a day shop hopping to find a bottle of this. Apparently worcester is not that popular in the uk, or so I was told. http://i.imgur.com/E…cherub
    • Eventually my missus weaned me off the worcester and got me to like that malt stuff. So I doused my chips in malt instead.cherub
    • I'm always on the lookout for L&P in Oz, usually in the foreigners' aisle. Most UK chippy vinegar is 'non-brewed condiment'. Get a bottle of proper stuff!MrT
    • @cherub: that's total bollocks. you can find worcestershire sauce in supermarkets everywhere. an essential ingredient.hans_glib
    • and hp sauce, branston pickle, piccallili etc (and mince pies) need a tons of spice, so ner.hans_glib
    • Never get high on your own supplymilfhunter
    • also. as a seafarer and island nation, all they could come up with is deep fried battered fish with chips and vinegar ? look at japan ffsd_gitale
    • Out of interest, what's Canada's contribution to culinary extravagance - cheese curd and gravy on chips?Nairn
    • I spend a month or so in Italy each year - food's great, if you like Italian. If you don't, well, you're stuffed, because that's all you're getting.Nairn
    • The UK flattens India, rapes the land and subjugates the populace and the best they can come up with is Coronation Chicken.face_melter
    • @face, which did evolve into baltis and chicken tikka masala to be fair so wasn't all bad (joke).fadein11
    • Haggis is kind of spicy.PhanLo
    • The descendants from the idiots of the past empire, are the upper class of the UK today, in the houses of Lords and Parliament, hence the continued fucking up.shapesalad
    • @fade - but also, we have some of the best Indian food in the world. Even our average stuff from the local takeaway is more interesting than most countries haveNairn
    • I'd say beyond Tikka Massala, pseudo-Balti and coronation fucking chicken, the one thing 'we've' added to the world is BIR Gravy. Total cultural osmosisNairn
    • My Italian in-laws make a 'curry' that is literally just curry powder, cream and some [in my opinion] underdone onions. It's OK. What we had in the early 70s.Nairn
    • oh nairn, I'm from B'ham, I know. I ate more curry growing up than English food (well not quite). I gave to simple examples, although baltis are fantastic herefadein11
    • also in the right place.fadein11
    • *twofadein11
    • I guess my point was both dishes were invented by Indian immigrants here, they don't exist in india.fadein11
    • (or Pakistani, Kashmari etc. if people get technical)fadein11
    • God it's late, I am finally finishing work, hope any of that that made sense, knackered :)fadein11
    • *correction - balti did not originate here, I've been lied to my whole life.fadein11
  • lowimpakt5

    Spending 100s millions on "food parcels" for people living in poverty where the allocated is £30 per person but the boxes have about £5 worth of food and the rest is taken as profit by the company whose CEO is a massive Tory donor is ALMOST peak Tory fuckery

    This is a Free School Meals bag that has to cover 10 days

    • What's the company?Morning_star
    • lol, 2 potatoes ?i_was
    • more info here
      https://twitter.com/…
      Bluejam
    • The Tories need to be fucking destroyed. Every single one of them.face_melter
    • company in questions is Chartwells
      https://twitter.com/…
      Bluejam
    • To be fair, Chartwells were quick to respond and are now investigating. They're part of the large Compass Group.Morning_star
    • You'd perhaps forgive them if stuff like this happened once or twice in unprecedented times, but it's been pretty much everything since the pandemic began.fadein11
    • Absolute cunts. As if the amount of food wasn't agreed with ministers first.fadein11
    • tO Be fAiR... no. There's no fair about this. People, multiple people, took the decision and thought this was ok.face_melter
    • Do you think there was a fucking rogue food box saboteur and managed to get this through without anyone else noticing?face_melter
    • Turns out (after talking with someone who has worked with Compass Group brands) that Chartwells used to be called Scolerest and were the epicentre of the...Morning_star
    • ...Turkey Twizzlers/Shite Nutrition debacle that Jamie Oliver was behind a few years back. There are utter, utter profit driven cunts. So you're right...Morning_star
    • ...face_melter there's no need to be fair .Morning_star
    • if this is true it's an utter disgrace.hans_glib
    • huge tory donor and CEO was on Cameron's Business Advisory Group...fadein11
    • https://www.theguard…neverscared
    • Would love to see what the chefs on Ready Steady Cook would come up with using these ingredients.shapesalad
    • Sick.jtb26
    • 10 days? Christ. Do you have food banks over yonder?jtb26
    • People who would have been in the church rinsing folks cash 40 years back have realised charity work is easier to grift the poor without all the jesus stuff.PhanLo
    • You should see their school meal substitutes - not even enough nutrition to support an adultSlashPeckham
    • ffs makes Dickensian gruel look like a healthy optionNonEntity
    • ^ I was going to say, what is it with you Brits and your penchant for Victorian-style abject cruelty, anyway? This is fucking jaw-dropping.Continuity
    • ^ It's the 'British Establishment believing poor people will spend cash on booze and cigarettes... that's why these food parcels are being sent out like thisSlashPeckham
    • It's a fucking embarrassment is what it is. But totally unsurprising from the current particularly toxic manifestation of the conservative party, Rees-Mogg isfadein11
    • likely masturbating right now.fadein11
    • Booze and cigarettes seem a pretty reasonable way to cope with the barbarism of the 'British Establishment', all things considered.Continuity
    • ^ True but it almost never happens. During WWII the rations people were given were far better than this.. maybe because there was no profit motive..SlashPeckham
    • In fact for the poorest people nutrition/health improved in WWII... this is far below that watermark. I fucking hate the tories!!SlashPeckham
    • Is this related to what Marcus Rashford is doing? Or is he doing his own thing?stoplying
    • Some Facts: hampers were put together last week based on the cost of a free school meal allowance - £2.34 per pupil per day (which is £11.70 a week) NOT £30Morning_star
    • Rashford campaigned for free school meals to continue in the holidays successfully. He most certainly has nothing to do with this awfulness.fadein11
  • Projectile15

    _PRIME-Minister_v5a_Final__final...

    • Haha. We need an Empty trash functionIanbolton
    • Gold!Nairn
    • What's the file extension? .cnt?Jrdntnnr
    • .docx, because of courzzzzzNairn
    • er, I mean these .cnt's are zzzzz, not you or your comment! :\Nairn
  • Bluejam14