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- jonny_quest_lives-1
- don't forget to hit his like & subscribe button i think it's how he earns a livingjonny_quest_lives
- NBQ00-2
FSD 12.3 looks very promising
- "Next year for sure, we will have over a million robotaxis on the road, The fleet wakes up with an over-the-air update.That's all it takes." _eLno 10.21.19jonny_quest_lives
- https://www.youtube.…jonny_quest_lives
- Sends vid clip to his insurance.utopian
- sted0
- better be charged with all renewable energy...sarahfailin
- 100 lbs of lithiumnb
- neverscared2
Tesla’s latest screwup involves making the font size of its braking system too small
- fonts size is so woke bro...neverscared
- i'm triggeredhans_glib
- update converts entire font library to papyrusprophetone
- comic sans for the lolzzzzzzzzzface_melter
- neverscared0
It's so cold, Teslas are struggling to charge in Chicago
The Arctic air gripping much of the U.S. put Tesla drivers in Chicago into a pickle on Monday. Many of the cars sat in long lines at Supercharger stations, their owners saying the cold sapped the electric vehicles' normal ability to charge — and keep a charge.
In some cases, tow trucks were called to move the cars, in scenes that were relayed by local TV news. The Tesla owners' plight became an emblem of the misery extreme cold is inflicting on wide sections of the U.S. (more on that below).
Tesla owners line up, hoping to get a charge
"I've been here for over five hours at this point and I still have not gotten to charge my car," Tesla driver Brandon Welbourne told CBS News Chicago, as car horns blared nearby. "A charge that should take 45 minutes is taking two hours."
- YakuZoku3
- Moldy, fucking bravo. This is how you nail a 100 OSFA.garbage
- Does he still work for Tesla?i_monk
- He works at Tesla. Has an actual nanny team that tries to keep him out of the way as much as possible because he fucks up everything he touches.garbage
- Not a joke. SpaceX had a squad as well, to keep the idiot out of the way. You'll see in the news today that he's being sued for firing workers..garbage
- ..because they described him as "a distraction and an embarrassment".garbage
- Take a big guess at why Twitter lost so much, at such a rate? They didn't have a babysitter squad readied for Elon.garbage
- Franz von Holzhausen, not Musk.i_monk
- i_monk0
Tesla crashes into living room of North York home; 5 people sent to hospital
The collision damaged the home’s gas line and caused a leak. Enbridge is on scene to make repairs and the gas has been shut off.
The adjacent homes were evacuated but residents were allowed back in before 2 a.m.
- neverscared-2
- militarisation of civil traffic by the looks of it...neverscared
- Driving an APC about like it's something a normal society does.PhanLo
- neverscared5
Tesla Robot Attacked Engineer With Its Claws: Report
‘TRAIL OF BLOOD’A robot at Tesla allegedly attacked an engineer, stabbing its metal claws into his back and arm and leaving a “trail of blood” on the machinery, according to a 2021 injury report. The resurfaced incident comes amid new concerns over automated technology and reports of injuries in Tesla’s factories that have been allegedly swept under the rug.
- lolNBQ00
- Cyberdyne SystemsOBBTKN
- RLMutopian
- not as deadly as the autopilot though...neverscared
- Dude probably slept with the robot’s wifenb
- neverscared0
CYBERTRUCK MANUFACTURING IS A DISASTER, TESLA INSIDERS SAY
AND IT'S NOT THE BODY PANELS...Production Hell
It's looking increasingly likely that Tesla is facing serious trouble with the production of its recently announced Cybertruck — and we're not talking about the pickup's highly unusual bulletproof stainless steel exoskeleton or massive glass panels.As Tesla insiders told Reuters, the EV maker's main bottleneck when it comes to building the Cybertruck is actually producing the vehicle's next-generation 4680 lithium-ion battery cells, roughly 1,360 of which are needed for each Cybertruck.
Tesla is trying out an entirely new approach to producing the cells that relies on dry-coating electrodes, a process that's technically faster and cheaper — at least on paper.
But there's one big problem: Tesla apparently has yet to figure out how to scale up the process enough to power entire cars with them.
- "We dug our own grave with the Cybertruck." – MuskyNBQ00
- omahadesigns0
Buy stock or not?
- Ramanisky29
- lolcherub
- ++++sted
- autopilot hacked https://www.spiegel.…neverscared
- hackers have the woke mind virus...neverscared
- prophetone2
Apparently all Teslas have been recalled?
- why?NBQ00
- ah https://www.engadget…NBQ00
- My phone gets recalled a lot. Just yesterday It got recalled to 17.2ArmandoEstrada
- It's an over the air update to bug drivers who improperly use autopilot. Not hardware related.aliastime
- Total Recalldbloc
- 2 million vehiclesPhanLo
- lolYakuZoku
- neverscared0
A Swedish union says it'll stop collecting trash from Tesla's workshops to show solidarity for striking workers
Tesla is now facing the unpleasant prospect of overflowing trash cans after Sweden's Transport Workers Union said it would stop collecting trash from the company's workshops in solidarity with striking workers, according to a report from Reuters.
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- jonny_quest_lives0
New Ford Christmas Ad dropped...
- argh I cringe whenever I hear AI voice overs._niko
- Wouldn’t that just be a tire thing?Gnash
- tire psi, weight, power... off roading isn't the easiest the problem was it left the road. most people believe 4x4 vehicles =instant offroad adaptabilityjonny_quest_lives
- Weight is the enemy of performance in every single respect and circumstance.jonny_quest_lives
- at least that's how i feel on my morning runsjonny_quest_lives
- monNom0
The crumple-zones seem to be a non-issue per this video. They're incorporated into the design of the front and rear castings.
- @6:30 front, and @7:15 rearmonNom
- probably fails the Euro NCAP. European regulations require a 2.5mm minimum radius on all exterior corners of a vehiclejonny_quest_lives
- https://cdn.euroncap…jonny_quest_lives
- the munro channel leans into clickbaitey assessments now I used to enjoy themjonny_quest_lives
- i feel they are less objective in the last 3 years since they figured out their youtube monetization nichejonny_quest_lives
- this truck will definitely sell to a niche buyers... over 50 disposable income types on HGH and maybe this guy:jonny_quest_lives
- https://youtu.be/a2T…jonny_quest_lives
- PhanLo0
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"now i’m not saying it’s going to be funny when a cybertruck massacres everyone inside of it because the autopilot hit a concrete barrier going 40 mph, but when the car made out of thick sheet metal with no crumple zones transfers the entire force and energy of the impact into the now liquidated bodies of its driver like a mortal kombat x-ray move, i might laugh"
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"the crazy part is it’s so much worse than old cars. old cars were made of 1-2mm thick mild steel usually. the cybertruck is made of 3mm thick STAINLESS steel. in like the 1930s some car manufacturers used to try to make stainless steel cars to stop rusting, but stopped because it was just killing people on impact. the cybertruck is the only stainless steel car in literally decades, and the only one with steel this thick.elon knows his moron customers are the kind of people who think their car needs to be literally bulletproof because they’re too scared to drive through a city and think they’ll get shot, so that’s what they made. a car that kills you and everyone around you to entertain suburban fascist fantasies. its the most american car ever made"