Ask a Yank of the Day
Ask a Yank of the Day
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- oey_oey0
Who would like to try to move to Europe (or any other continent if you prefer) if the Donald wins again?
- moldero5
El Corona AKA "The Boomer Remover" will make all of our countries great again.
- drgs4
Why is lobbying still legal?
- cuz FREEDOM! *spitsmoldero
- B/c it's constitutionally protected - corrupt lobbying should be illegal, that's just harder to nail down...whatthefunk
- Term limits would solve alot of issues.Phrenological
- trooperbill0
why do people who preach the 2nd amendment not understand the intent behind it.
- To keep federal power in check? This is pretty much understood by 2A supporters.Phrenological
- trooperbill0
why is your tax system so messed up.
- maquito3
Why do you love guns?
- oey_oey0
Why isn't Stormy Daniels First Lady?
- She definitely isn’t the firstepic_rim
- ^Ba-ziing!sarahfailin
- oey_oey0
And what's your fav colour?
- oey_oey1
Would you prefer to have some Theatres instead?
- sted2
What are you going to do when the Belt and Road Initiative is ready and China puts America last in the product supply chain?
- Whoaaa there buddy, I don't think they're prepared to answer this yet, let's see how November goesgrafician
- But pretty sure most US corps will move their supply chains to India...grafician
- India gets a significant portion of that $1.7t/y what china burns in this project.
Paying for various types of infrastructure developments not just logistics.sted - I think we will see a lot of US folks going back to factories, and some of those US corps. will move their assets to places like Mexico, and South America.sted
- sted7
When are you going to take responsibility for burning down the middle east and the European refugee crisis?
- probably when they take responsibility for what they did in the balkans.renderedred
- and South America.face_melter
- How is any person supposed to answer, considering they have nothing to take credit for? Really.monospaced
- Sure you personally have nothing to do with those people who visioned WMDs, dropped bombs, and soldiers in a pointless war what generated an insane migration...sted
- Like every single U.S. citizen.
lol. you couldn't deny that you're American.sted - Which part did i do? I apologize for it.scarabin
- *coughIndiacough*cannonball1978
- drgs0
What are Americans afraid of (in general)?
- David Bowiescarabin
- ^ you got that mixed up there sonny jimcannonball1978
- Honestly i would say lack of success. There’s a sense here that we’re not poor, we’re just temporarily embarassed millionaires. The US is a land of opportunityscarabin
- Healthy food and exercise********
- ...and not being a rich celebrity is your fault. That’s probably more pronounced here in LA/Hollywood, thoughscarabin
- Interesting.monospaced
- starvationfadein11
- Love how practically only UK/Europe peeps are shitting on the US********
- Socialism?grafician
- "practically" lolfadein11
- guy has no idea about how people think about this in north korea, philippines, afganistan or venezuela lolsted
- Reality in form of facts.islandbridge
- Healthy and simple life********
- facing ourselves upon our deathssarahfailin
- Not a goddamn thing. *spitsmaquito
- Go and have a look at the 'ask a UK' thread and perhaps fill that wee babydick-sized chip on your shoulder with NAmericans joking at Brits.Nairn
- Americans with Guns.
Solution?
Buy a Gun!Nairn - Pinko basterdsjagara
- eryx2
Thank you for pronouncing "Z" as "Zee" and not "Zed". It rhymes with "A B C D E" so much better.
We as the rest of the world will adopt this if you get rid of a "1/3 cup"
- The pronunciation 'zed' has its origins in the ancient Greek 'zeta'. So 'zed' makes perfect sense to me.Continuity
- ^ Except, it’s pronounced ZEE-tahGnash
- In modern Greek, yes, but not in ancient Greek, from which is originates.Continuity
- In Ancient Greek it’s still not zed. Only If it’s in the middle of a word it’s pronounce ‘dz’ as in how the word ‘suds’ ends..Gnash
- Continuity4
OK, something less serious now.
Instead of foisting all of your shitty fast food on the rest of the world, why didn't you make a concerted effort to spread the good word about real barbecue, instead? That shit is fucking delicious.
WTF were you thinking?!
- I DEMAND AN APOLOGY.Continuity
- You couldn’t handle real bbq.monospaced
- I already have done several times. Fucking pansy.Continuity
- I have very serious and angry opinions about BBQ. I was born in the south and moving to the PNW and the shit that people try to pass off as BBQ drives me nuts.garbage
- But if you have BBQ questions, I will give bbq answers.garbage
- Pansy?monospaced
- Thinking with their arse********
- @garbage My understanding of BBQ is that the real deal pretty much starts in Kansas and goes south. Correct?Continuity
- They’re absolutely horny for it in texasscarabin
- More East, southeast. Hardcore bbq is life and death in the Carolinas to Texas and everywhere in between. And beyond that too.monospaced
- It’s been around so long you can find passable bbq in most any major town or city in the country, from my experience.monospaced
- @continuity I missed this. I could write you a novel. The Carolinas have a their own civil war between Lexington and Eastern style. Lex has it right, btw.garbage
- That style has bled down into the deep south, and they have their own flavors. Birmingham has the best BBQ, but that's my own bias. Less molasses, more heat.garbage
- Also more burnt ends, which is traditionally a KC style. Texans deal with brisket, which is totally different. Floridians should stick to seafood.garbage
- @mono Love ya bro, but there's a massive difference between "good" BBQ somewhere, and the shit that makes you tear up because it's so good.garbage
- ********-4
Why are you so fucking stupid?
- Adolescent internet trolling is so Passé.toemaas
- Shut the fuck up, Tom.********
- Choice of words in the question aside, there's a grain of truth, there. Anti-intellectualism does seem endemic in the US, and that's a fair point.Continuity
- True, in some parts of the country where early schooling was set aside for going directly to work, they came up with the phrase,toemaas
- "If you can't be smart, then you better be tough." An unfortunate set of circumstances...toemaas
- endemic among the bobos, and most americans are JUST as appalled by itmonospaced
- Because smart citizens are dangerous citizensscarabin
- Did the babydick squeak? You're boring.garbage
- Spot on nickname, garbage.********
- From where are you smart arse ?********
- This is not just an American thing. We all have our fools, dumb fools, idiots, stupid ppl, just look how this pandemic trashed the world because of them...grafician
- I ain't tellin you shit.********
- MondoMorphic0
For the life of me I don't understand why there is such delight by you people in the notion of a decline of the American Empire. IF America were to cease to exist, do you not realize what that would mean for the rest of the free world? What that would mean specifically for you?
Already America is the reason you people are speaking English and not German or Russian. What language do you think you would be speaking of America ceased to exist?
Please explain this.
- Mondo, don't let the internet trollery trigger any emotions. This thread is a great opportunity to have a direct discourse with our fellow QBNers. Even if thetoemaas
- first few questions are silly. I thin it will go ina good direction and actually create some understanding as most of the myth around America has gone fromtoemaas
- the weird perception fo Hollywood form the 20th century to one of a country of roving lunatics and idiots. Every country has those. But the thread is callingtoemaas
- on REAL people, not blogs or news sites that need ad revenue, to answer. Questions away.toemaas
- ich spreche ein bisschenkingsteven
- English is my 3rd languagedrgs
- Nothing will happen to the world and America will not disappear. It will just lose it's importance to become a country between Canada and Brazildrgs
- Good points, toemaas. My question is posted here but it's regarding all of the anti-American sentiment on QBN. It'd be interesting to know...MondoMorphic
- ...what people are actually thinking.MondoMorphic
- I don't see an anti-American sentiment here, we actually make fun of things we admire or even love.
That said, we're rooting for a good America, no doubtgrafician - ...as a beacon of democracy and stability.
But sure, we'll wait.grafician
- Continuity-2
Why is it you Amercians — when abroad, in a non-Anglophone country — automatically launch into speaking English with someone from said country, without first respectfully and politely asking if they actually speak English?
- As a matter of principle, when I encounter this in Germany, I simply say, 'Tut mir leid. Ich spreche kein Englisch'.Continuity
- Or 'Désolé, j'parle pas l'anglais', when I encounter it in France.Continuity
- I don't. We have free "Mango Language" programs at our public libraries that teach language learning for free and prepare you for the basics when visiting...toemaas
- ...another country. I'm assuming you mostly interface with American people that unload from cruise ships?toemaas
- Most Americans don't like those people either :)toemaas
- Fuck knows where they've been offloaded from. Certainly not cruise ships, I'm land-locked.Continuity
- Maybe b/c out of the world's approximately 7.5 billion inhabitants, 1.5 billion speak English — that's 20% of the Earth's population.whatthefunk
- English is by far the most commonly studied foreign language in the world, and most americans only speak 1 language so, ya know...whatthefunk
- Brits do this too.
I've seen Germans do as much in Spain.
I'm sure lots of shithead tourists from wherever do this.Nairn - And that gives you license to ignore things like respect to local culture and language and politeness in a non-Anglo country. Got it.Continuity
- Next couple of decades we're probably going to see lots of shithead Han chinese tourists come over and give us a taste of our own bitter medicine.Nairn
- I could see that. They already think cycle lanes are meant for walking in, in their entire bus complement numbers, despite huge markings to the contrary.Continuity
- I don’t even ask. I just memorize what i want to say in whatever language and rehearse it in my head over and over before ultimately fucking it upscarabin
- Americans aren't the only English speakers who do this.cannonball1978
- This is not about language, but attitude, they just walk in anywhere like they own the fucken place lol
Brits too.grafician
- Nairn-1
Also, is using the term 'Oriental' verboten over there?
I've had flak for using it in the past on here - but in the UK it's a commonly-used descriptor.
- I think it falls into the same 'no-go' category as saying 'eskimo' in Canada.Continuity
- When referring to people, yes, typically not when referring to objectswhatthefunk
- It also fucks up measuring out salt in a recipe, if you use antiquted spoons to measure a dry ingredient. So, then, one is forced to figure out ...Continuity
- ... how much a tablespoon of kosher salt weighs, and then measure out the same weight in whatever other salt one typically uses.Continuity
- *antiquated. Fuck me, I seem to have contracted whatever degenerative brain disease afflicts yurimon/deathboy.Continuity
- Also, all three of the above notes belong to the post below. Fucking hell.Continuity
- We have a lot of different asians, so we address them from where they come from.toemaas
- hahaha, wonderful.
@whatthefunk - makes sense! hadn't thought about it that wayNairn - Remember the scene in Peep Show where Mark makes a Nazi friend and he asks Jez if he fancies a Chinky? Oriental is not on.garbage
- I'd not use it for a person. I hadn't otherwise thought about it much. I've only ever thought about it in vague cultural terms - food and generic articles &cNairn
- Also, The Orient is a term for the East, traditionally comprising anything that belongs to the Eastern world, in relation to Europe.whatthefunk
- It is the antonym of Occident, the Western World. So The Orient for the US is Europe I guess.whatthefunk
- The term "Orient" derives from the Latin word oriens meaning "east". Do Aussies use the term? Seems geographically significant and not used there, idkwhatthefunk
- To be fair, saying anything other than 'Oriental rug' would just sound weird.Continuity
- In the UK, if you described someone as Asian you would probably be referring to someone from India or Pakistan.Chimp
- Well they're not wrongpango
- Only old people use "orient" in Canada. Or where I live at leastpango
- Oriental doesn't even mean one place. It's China for UK speakers, Iran for rugs, Egypt for the Oriental Orthodox church. And it's racist in North America.monNom
- @continuity Yeah, pretty much just rugs. I would say Americans generally think racist Asian jokes are ok. It happens on this site, ffs.garbage
- ^pango