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  • Akagiyama14

    • + tomatopalimpsest
    • Poor tomato.Continuity
    • Is that tomato contagious?Continuity
    • Anything to divert from acknowdging the fact that the vaccine is killing people. I get it.Rendle
    • Of course it is, dear.Continuity
    • How many people did the vaccine kill today rendle?monospaced
    • Well, I think we can all agree that tomato is poorly. It got the jab, and it looks like it won't last the night.Continuity
    • :)))))sted
    • That's just what big tomato wants you to thinkrobotinc
    • Big Bolopalimpsest
    • When is Rendle going to die from the vaccine? Hurry up and bore off.shapesalad
    • See it's when we start wishing death on people that things start to become a bit weird. Really? For having a different opinion?Rendle
    • Got wooshed there, because the joke is that vaccine wouldn't kill you. Back to plane mode with you.garbage
    • You seem equally gleeful about all of the vaxxers dropping dead from their uninformed decision making.bogue
    • Certainly not full of glee, though I do believe the world would be a better place if everyone that believes everything the TV tells them were gone.Rendle
    • For any kind soul out there, I still don't know how a GM tomato is not a tomato.palimpsest
    • Think of it as tomato+.
      Solanum lycopersicum superius.
      Continuity
    • Finally!
      palimpsest
    • I don’t trust the sauce.MrT
    • Will you change your tune when people aren’t actually dying of the vaccine? Like will you disappear?monospaced
    • According to Rendle there are NO HUMANS dying from the vaccine.palimpsest
    • Mono you can't even do basic maths, and you think I owe you some sort of response? Lol to thatRendle
  • moldero17

    I wouldn't want trump to die from Covid

    but if he ended up like this:

    it would be poetic

    • Ha indeedRamanisky2
    • i'd rather he die. some asshole will point a camera at him until he does.imbecile
    • death is getting off easymoldero
    • everyone else deserves closureimbecile
    • It would make me believe in Godnbq
    • 'I have the best tremors, people say best in history, people say I have a natural ability for being disabled'fadein11
    • I want him, his family and all his cronies humiliated. Absolutely humiliated - to a point they couldn't go outside.helloeatbreathedrive
    • ^yupmoldero
    • I’ll settle for a painful deathscarabin
    • very poetic indeed...neverscared
    • pretty poetic that he got the democratic hoax virus by a person named hope.neverscared
  • Bluejam7

    Meanwhile in Wuhan ...


    • https://edition.cnn.…Bluejam
    • We'd be partying like this too if our governments had closed borders, imposed lockdowns and just acted faster than they did.microkorg
    • Whadup my ninjas?!?!?_niko
    • Wuhan aint nutin to fuck witmoldero
    • We've closed borders and been in lockdown for 3 months, masks are mandatory, but after summer the numbers are growing again...OBBTKN
    • A dark and cold winter waits around the corner, sadOBBTKN
    • Apparently our reward at the end of all this is to be herded into a waterpark and listen to shitty eurodance music.yuekit
    • But seriously good for them. Regardless of their government's actions people of Wuhan went through hell. 3 month lockdown, no going outside.yuekit
    • Looks a BIT tight; like starting an Iron Man and getting whacked in the head for a few minutes before the thin folks head to the front of the pack.

      : )
      ideaist
    • they got the vaccine? lolKrassy
    • They didn’t need it Krassy, it was well engineeredGnash
    • What if youre in the middle of that huge crowd and have to go to the bathroom?mantrakid
    • ^ i would rather swim in the los angeles river. Also, I why wear the life jackets in chest deep pool water? everything about this pic is uncomfortable for mehotroddy
    • I for one, welcome our new Chinese overlordsmoldero
    • Needs more Pitbull
      https://www.youtube.…
      PhanLo
    • https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
    • no one is drinking anything. what kind of a party is this? What if it's a ploy.
      Also I'm sure china has the vaccine
      Beeswax
    • Chinese pool water is spiked with tiger penismoldero
    • Chinese communist propaganda showing the middle finger to the rest of the worldKrassy
    • wait, its outside.api
    • Wuhan on top of the food chainutopian
    • top image: "CAAAN YOUUU DIG IIIT?"bezoar
    • There is no waterpark...it's all CGI guys!yuekit
    • that water must be pure pissmilfhunter
    • Nevermind the virus, I think this is my idea of hell. In a luke warm pool of piss, with 1000's of yattering shout-talking chinese that can't swim.shapesalad
  • Krassy17

    • I can relate to this a lotBennn
    • i honestly dont care anymore. I repect the others. But i think many people just follow the rules to respect the others too and dont really care for themselves.Bennn
    • Some people say it has mutated into a milder strain in many places. The death rate in the USA does seem to be slowing.yuekit
    • What a weird flip chart presentation, though. Sorry, but to me, this presentation is absurd.SimonFFM
    • So it was our fear and nothing else, I knew it.i_was
    • Then he sold the graph to cbseddieScissors
    • 5Gdeadsperm
    • CDC says under age 50 w/o existing disease chance of dying from virus is lower than a car crash. Under age 20 have greater chance of being struck by lightningBustySaintClaire
    • The CDC also says wear a fucking mask. Look at the stats of states that opened early and went lax. Big surges that aren't test spikes.garbage
    • It's actual people filling up hospitals and hospitals running out of beds. Arizona is already on emergency mode bracing for a Memorial day backlash.garbage
    • But yeah, give stupid factoids about lightning strikes and car crashes. You don't understand basic science, so I don't know why I bother.garbage
    • Look at literally every state that opened up early with a "fuck you it's the flu" attitude. Hospitals are overwhelmed.garbage
  • Nairn13

    Twitter's Jack Dorsey donates 28% of his wealth - $1Bn - to fight Covid-19.

    https://twitter.com/jack/status/…

    • Vapour-rich guy donates some of his vapourGnash
    • Given that vapour can condense into actual money, it's a bit rich to cheapen his efforts.

      See what I did there?
      Nairn
    • Admirable, considering most his wealth is probably twitter stock, which he probably should be holding on to (to keep his position).inv
    • I’m just being a dick. Good on himGnash
    • Stripe is no small operation; we use it on 100% of our sites. @Jack is great and relatively elusive. Good on him.ideaist
    • He could go a bit further with his efforts and shut down Trump's misinformation channel.Continuity
    • ^The orange shithead is vengeful and will wreck twitter for all of us. Why should twitter suffer because of an American mistake?!grafician
    • Weeeeeell, let's admit right now that Twitter isn't exactly an enlightened gift to the civilised world anyway, irrespective of his presence on it.Continuity
    • Who will receive that money and what are they going to do with it?Bennn
    • how much trumpcure do u get for that?... 2.50 is the bottle..mehehe.neverscared
    • https://docs.google.…ideaist
    • He’s donating more than BezosNBQ00
    • https://twitter.com/…SlashPeckham
    • Bill Gates has grown exponentially richer over the last 10 years? Why, then he must be worth upwards of Umpteen Quadrillion Space Dollars. The bastard!Nairn
    • this guy stepped up in big way!utopian
    • It's DAF, Donor-Advised Fund. Popular silicon valley accounting tactic for huge tax credit & avoid capital gains. In fact, it's legal not to spend a dime of itBustySaintClaire
  • Bennn5

    3M were asked by Trump administration to stop sending masks to Canada...

    WTF

    https://globalnews.ca/news/67729…

    • Yeah. Because we NEED THEM IN NYC ffsmonospaced
    • Revolting piece of utter filth.Continuity
    • He’s asking 3M to stop sending them out of the country and to the hospitals that need them critically at the moment.monospaced
    • I fucking hate trump. But this isn’t bad. It’s just to make sure we aren’t outbid on our own shit.monospaced
    • Right. So you'll resort to piracy by literally waving wads of cash around to take supplies destined for France, and you'll divert a shipment to Canada.Continuity
    • With allies like you people, the rest of Nato doesn't actually need enemies.Continuity
    • Canada has had under 200 deaths. Nyc is Hundreds per DAY. We actually need them at the moment.monospaced
    • Masks should go where they are needed. To act like only the USA has them or makes is fucking retarded.monospaced
    • And France has way more than New York.Continuity
    • I understand and its true mono. But that shipment who was divert from Canada was not coolBennn
    • Let's call that 'diverted' shipment exactly what it fucking is: piracy.Continuity
    • Yes it is. Canada has PLENTY for upcoming issues. We are critical at the moment. There WILL be supplies for your nation too.monospaced
    • It's no one else's fault that your primitive country can't get its shit together, mono.Continuity
    • People need to understand that supplies are globally going where they need to be at critical moments. Hospitals are helping with all of this.monospaced
    • We're not plenty actually... we have 3 to 7 days left in Quebec province... we may have some problems in a few daysBennn
    • Uhhhh. Our primitive country that you’re begging for supplies from? Please. If you’re so advanced make your own.monospaced
    • It’s not piracy if it’s your own stuff and you have THOUSANDS DYING A DAY vs the dozens or less in Canada.monospaced
    • Bnnnn. We have fewer days. It’s downright critical the masks are on doctors here. My friends are those doctors !!monospaced
    • It fucking well is piracy. That shipment had been ordered, bought, and paid for, and it somehow ends up in Ohio.Continuity
    • Diverted to where it’s needed. Sorry. Not piracy if you own the ship and you’re the captain, and you made all the product too.monospaced
    • The shipment was coming from China, you obtuse American twat. It didn't belong to you.Continuity
    • Are you becoming a Trumptard mono?nbq
    • This is a great debate. Was the US sending masks and ventilators to Italy in early March?nb
    • also, its quite clear that supply can't meet demand for PPE globally if this goes on much longer. america once again risking the lives of its neighbours as akingsteven
    • direct result of Trumps slow action to contain the virus.kingsteven
    • I understand and agree about 3M making masks for the US first as its an American business. Totally understand that. I overreacted here.Bennn
    • but the Chinese shipment that ended up in Ohio.... eeeeehhBennn
    • What type of fish is an American?

      Sell fish.
      ideaist
    • Well, how about the world social distance itself from the States? This kind of behaviour is not cool.grafician
    • ^ We could only wish.Continuity
    • Unfortunately, they have an annoying tendency of inserting themselves where they're not wanted.Continuity
    • And also helping out when needed.monospaced
    • What happened to good old capitalism? I though Merica was built and thrives on capitalism? The US needs pull itself up by its bootstraps, stop being a snowflakeutopian
    • well, hopefully this spurs more Canadian industry and innovation again and stop relying so much on the yanks or anyone else._niko
    • also mono, when you run out of Maple syrup, don't come crying over here eh? ;O_niko
    • Just wait for the USA to run out of waterGnash
    • i agree niko, about the spurs Canadaian industryBennn
    • @gnash Ah! :DBennn
    • QBN has become rough.SimonFFM
    • https://www.bloomber…sted
    • I guess the non-asshole way to do this would not be to literally divert the shipments after they had been paid for and people counting on receiving them.yuekit
    • Here's a report of another shipment of masks ordered by Germany that has been seized.
      https://twitter.com/…
      yuekit
    • so it has began. mask hoarding. russia and taiwan etc have donated millions of masks to US already...pango
    • Can't we make an exception considering these masks are for monospaced's friends?!!deadsperm
    • i think the real problem is delivering masks to the front line. US been hoarding all the masks now, but front line people dont see none.pango
    • As 3M pointed out, preventing them from exporting will trigger retaliations which will make FEWER masks available to the US.zarkonite
    • As a bonus, since most 3M manufactures are outside the us this is going to get all kinds of fucked up before long...zarkonite
    • Lol, deadspermGnash
    • rotfl deadspermsted
    • Just wait for it. Operation China Freedom is coming.ben_
    • chill 3M says "no" https://news.3m.com/…grafician
    • USA is now that drowning guy trying to climb on top of the other swimmers.monNom
    • The non asshole way to do this, was for the USA's leader to publicly make a statement on the reasonings for doing so. In a compassionate, well thought out way.inteliboy
    • But thats not the way Biff operates.inteliboy
  • Ramanisky219

  • Bennn5

    Someone just been escorted by the security out of the building at my job... she has the COVID-19

    Story developping.

    Maybe i'am gonna be the first QBNer to get it!

    • Doubt it Bennn, you won‘t get it since only 99% get it.NBQ00
    • This post is bukkake-sodden with ironyNairn
    • Bennn, give us and address where we can send toilet paperKrassy
    • ^ LOL ... god damn, Nairn!
      Waaaaay too much Kopfkino, there!
      Continuity
    • lol nairnfadein11
    • Is this real? lolyuekit
    • yeah its realBennn
    • @yue, prob just flu, move along.fadein11
    • just heard her husband has been testing positive, he arrived from a trip from Boston ...Bennn
    • probably catch it on the place/airport or something... is there any case in Boston yet?Bennn
    • *planeBennn
    • !!!! centre-ville de montreal, mile-end?Salarrue
    • Centre-ville. More details to come.Bennn
    • Used or unused, Krassy?Nairn
    • Are they gonna test all of you at the building?yuekit
    • Wash your hands Bennnyuekit
    • i dont know.. we no official info yet... just people who saw the scene.. and the news is spreading across the buildingBennn
    • I don't want you to get it but if you were the first QBNer to get it it would be hilarious.deadsperm
    • I guess Coronavirus isn't a big joke anymore?utopian
    • Ok, time to send me your car's keys... Address on the wayOBBTKN
    • j/k, hope you're well mateOBBTKN
    • leave the building Bennnsted
    • ;-)Bennn
    • You already have it. And now so does your family.monospaced
    • Well that’s niceGnash
    • this needs a thread :) bennn's updates on the toyota and corona in the workplace, peppered with an occasional bennsplanation. would follow.renderedred
    • heheBennn
    • We can't handle reality without the daily bennsplanation. Please go home, start the MrYaris stream, engage self isolation mode with qbn always opened on one tabsted
    • Lol @ security escortnb
    • wow the irony of you possibility getting it first - doesnt get more NT then that.inteliboy
    • Damn Bennn, I wouldn't even go back theremoldero
    • Think I beat y'all to it. Getting result tomorrow!Noggin
    • Good luck Noggin!OBBTKN
    • First one to get it wins an iPad.deadsperm
    • hahaBennn
    • Might be me! Im at home with a cough! people left yesturday lunch time. Hoping its just a cough! just logged back in to say good bye you cunts one last time ;-)mugwart
    • Be safe, mugs!Gnash
    • You too Gnash. Hope you are all well can prepared. I think I only have a cough, said X millions in human history!!mugwart
  • utopian12

    • I hope he dies (just kidding!) so all your pro-vaxers can start shitting your pants again.pr2
    • TL

      LOL
      grafician
    • uhh, pr2, nobody has ever said the vaccine keeps you from getting covid-19. Only person here shitting anything is you, as usual.monospaced
    • This just shows that you actually don't understand the science, or you haven't paid any attention to it. Pathetic.monospaced
    • pro-vaxers <=> science mindedrobotinc
    • pro-vaxxer = anti-vaxxer
      both are controlled by emotions and not science.
      pr2
    • http://c.tenor.com/B…robotinc
    • holy shit your mental acrobatics are insane. vaccines are invented by scientists, and are the result of rigorous science.monospaced
    • These scientists do this and are urging the world to get vaccinated. That isn’t emotion, that’s literally the science speaking you back assward clownmonospaced
    • The only people who question the need for these vaccines are anti vax morons, not scientists.monospaced
    • The science shows that the vaccines will ensure even Abbott will be saved from a covid death. That’s how the science works, and you can’t argue against that.monospaced
    • mono's last 4 paragraph prove my point: "pro-vaxxer are controlled by emotions and not science"pr2
    • No it doesn’t. If you want to argue against the fact that the vaccine keeps you from dying of covid, go ahead. But science isn’t on your side.monospaced
    • You seem so emotionally charged you can’t even accept that the science made the vaccine and that it works. Accept it or reject it. That’s your choicemonospaced
    • I am accepting what the planets best science is saying. You are not. That isn’t emotion, it’s just fact.monospaced
    • I see this news as positivedorf
    • I read a Twitter post hoping that Abbott loses his ability to walk, LOLutopian
    • Don't even have to test or isolate if we're double vaxxed in the UK. could start a wave of 1000 hospitalisations p/d in the unvaccinated without our protectionkingsteven
    • unvaccinated != antivax, vaccinated != pro vax of course. the 'ill wait and see' camp are unaware of the protection they are getting from the conscientiouskingsteven
    • antivaxers are beyond reasoning, when it comes to the crunch we'll find there's not that many who won't take it. we're just not quite there yet unfortunatelykingsteven
    • I think it’s sensible to be cautious about big pharma and not blindly following “the planet’s best science”, which isn’t immune from influence.mort_
    • While I have been vaxxed, I would have concerns about the scale and rate of this operation and the past behaviour of some of these companies.mort_
    • So I would tend not to demonise anyone who is unsure or deliberating. But anti-vaxxers with no valid objections are a different beast.mort_
    • “Why is the FDA funded in part by the companies it regulates?”
      https://theconversat…
      mort_
    • I agree mort_. I was hesitant. I don't have 'normal' vaccines. But I weighed the risks for myself and others and chose to get vaccinated.formed
    • I kinda figured 'well, worse comes to worse and the vaccine causes horrible damage later on, I'll be in the same boat as most people."formed
    • @mort not demonize, but educate the on the fence types. They are the weak links. I mean, it's been long enough that they could "do their research".garbage
    • All they've read are from reactionary hack types. It's like asking Michael Jordan for baseball tips.garbage
    • Anti-vaxxers and on-the-fencers are the weak links that are causing all of this. It's as simple as that.garbage
    • So yes, people that do understand medicine are fucking annoyed and rightfully emotional about people who don't fucking get it.garbage
    • Also Gregg Abbott won't die because he's afforded health care that the majority of his constituents don't have access to. But I wouldn't care if he did.garbage
    • Bonus is that their taxes pay for his health care that they can't buy for themselves. He'll come out of this in a "COVID is a wimp" way and lose no support.garbage
    • A bored yawn to all the anti-vaxxers. YAAAAWN.sandpipe
    • ^ I wish it were that simple.garbage
    • ^ I know. But I'm tired of discussing with these kind of people. There is no progress at all. And it ruins my nerves...sandpipe
    • I hope he dies. He's killing people with his words and his deeds.CyBrainX
  • robotinc16

    Pr2's bad flu

    Covid 19 deaths => 91.5 deaths per 100,000
    Car accident deaths => 11.0 deaths per 100,000 people

    https://www.iihs.org/topics/fata…

    https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes…

    • you simpleton, if you had a working brain you would understand that per 100k deaths is NOT the same as chance of dying as postulated in one post above.pr2
    • one day you'll ask yourself "why does no one listen to me?" then you'll realize your a little prick that doesn't know how to communicate properlyGuyFawkes
    • so will half a dozen dimwits on this forum.pr2
    • why waste time with dimwits seriously? look inside man, you cant fix us, but you can fix you.GuyFawkes
    • i'm not wasting it with dimwits (though it is somehow rewarding pointing out their stupidity), i'm posting for those who are on the fence and want some clarity.pr2
    • You’d think that since pr2 has the truth, and no other experts on the entire planet got it right, he would be considered a true genius.monospaced
    • you're not going to sway anyone acting like that dude.GuyFawkes
    • Guy, i'm not trying to sway anyone. Just provide some perspective - anyone can take it or leave it - i'm not running for an office here.pr2
    • why is everyone talking to that dimwit?pango
    • Ignore it and it will go away. It being pr2.MarleyMarl
    • next level of dimwit-dom is repeating the same insult the others throw at you.pr2
    • anybody "still on the fence" over a year later? need pr2's perspective to set you straight? no? looks like your work is done, mate. you can give it a restscarabin
    • now that that's over, how 'bout those lakers? think they'll make it to the superbowl?scarabin
    • On the fence about what!?!? On whether to act like there’s a reason to wear a mask!? You’d have to be a real piece of shit to act like you don’t need to.monospaced
    • Fuck it, I'm still going to get my Vaxx on Thursday. I really need to boost my 5G signal in my place.utopian
    • do u guys even know what advertising is or did i stumble into some Devry University chat group? people are on the fence for all sort of issues.pr2
    • of course not the few of you who managed to put your head in your ass long ago and choose to keep it there.pr2
    • no. my loud speaker is not lough enough to get to your ears through the layers of fat around your ass.pr2
    • we've heard your every rant. you've reached 100% perspective saturation here. it was a heavy burden for you to bear but it's all behind you nowscarabin
    • go forth into the world knowing you've successfully spread your message and can finally be freescarabin
    • i'll stick around until the anti-science mob doesn't force my pre-K kid to wear mask to school.pr2
    • lol i wonder what percent of the doctors in the world are against wearing masks. less than 0.01%? and the majority of the doctors are anti-science I guess.pango
    • it must feel great knowing your noble mission is finally over. that everything you say going forward would just be repeating yourself, that your msg was heardscarabin
    • and how brave of you to face us here on QBN, knowing that if you drill your message into us enough, the entire world will change so you don't have to teach yourscarabin
    • kid about hygeinescarabin
    • https://i.kym-cdn.co…scarabin
    • If covid spread to 100% of the population, the death rate per 100k citizen would be even higher. If everyone was driving and living in their cars 24/7drgs
    • Traffic accident rates would be even higher. Not sure who these two figures are comparabledrgs
    • Like parking lot accident or high way accident? They all count as accidentspango
    • scrabi, you don't even want to listen to the great "1984" book quotes, so what can I do to change YOUR "mind"? (quotes around the word mind used on purpose)pr2
    • pango, you can't even understand that the pandemic is only 20-30% medical issue, can you?pr2
    • it should be 100% medical except there are a bunch of fucktards going around making it political or personal, because they're snowflake science denying assholesmonospaced
    • yes, I'm talking about youmonospaced
    • Your 1984 quotes weren’t relevant and you’re too dumb to see why. But there you go again hero, you’re just repeating yourself. Take a rest, it’s all overscarabin
    • Pr. Lol no I can't. I wasn't talking to you.pango
    • honestly even if I were on the fence about anything you act like such a cunt I would most likely leap to whatever side you're not on. you say you want to changescarabin
    • minds but you clearly have no ability to communicate or use reason. best to find some other avenue to stroke your fragile egoscarabin
    • scrabin, this just proves the extremity of your idiocy - changing mind on serious issues only because some dude on the "internetz" pissed you off. wow.pr2
  • PonyBoy8

    My wife tested positive... just got the results in the last hour.

    I have yet to get tested but am now figuring out the fastest way to get results for myself. I feel 'okay'... oddly enough my sore throat already went away and I've yet to have a fever.

    My wife is still feeling the same she did a few days ago... 101°+ temp... fatigued (admittingly I'm a little fatigued myself).

    I'm considered 'high risk' if I catch this shit... I have respiratory issues and a faux heart valve (along w/heart disease).

    *pops a zinc... where the fuck did I put that clorox?

    • I hope you're well and best wishes to your wifeoey_oey
    • vitamine D? LOTS!grafician
    • For months I've been taking Vit's D & C, zinc and even a solid regiment of famotidine and melatonin...PonyBoy
    • My dude I have no clue how this is gonna play out, but I'm sure you need to hear we're all here for you!grafician
    • I'm pretty sure after all that vit D & C and you guys being young and fit, this won't do shit to you!grafician
    • Fuck manmoldero
    • Get some sun. Heaps of it. work out there with your laptop.inteliboy
    • Jesus, dude. How do you think you got it?scarabin
    • She, i meanscarabin
    • Drink lots of orange juice!scarabin
    • She got it from the inpatient drug rehab hospital she works at, scarabin. Her and a number of employees tested positive today :/PonyBoy
    • Fuck. Might wanna quarantine from her till you get tested. My girl works at a pharmacy so we’re just counting the days...scarabin
    • ha... I just got back from getting swabbed... I should know within 48 hours (till then I'm def. keeping my distance)PonyBoy
    • *regimenPonyBoy
    • All the best to you and your wife mate.BusterBoy
    • Sorry to hear Pony...Godspeedutopian
    • Best wishes man...at least you guys caught it earlyyuekit
    • From what I've heard the worst outcomes are from people who didn't realize they were sick and weren't able to get treatment right awayyuekit
    • def have been following your heart journey over the years. please try to relax and get lots of sleep.shellie
    • I'm asthmatic and had it in feb- March. it was worse for me than my bf who has a heart condition. But, we both got through it. it just took some months.shellie
    • And, it spawned some positive lifestyle changes. Suppliments every day. Lots of outdoor time. Naps when i need it. I stopped smoking weed and cigarettes.shellie
    • Cut my alcohol consumption by like 80% it was about time for all of that anyway. You'll get through this!shellie
    • F** Kevin!! Already told you can't get it ;) Sorry for your wife, hugs, take care and soon we'll garher around a bbq here in the Baskeland!! Stay strong!!OBBTKN
    • Wow, I forgot you had heart problems
      Were you also the one who lived at your brothers place, and you two kept fighting?
      drgs
    • Oh man, sorry to hear. Hoping for the best.garbage
    • Vote Bidenmonospaced
    • Hi everyone—thanks for the kind words. My wife's fever has broke and now I'm rocking the 101°+ bullshit. The fatigue is strange—but overall it's just a "cold".PonyBoy
    • lol@ 'vote biden'...
      <3, mono :)
      <3, you all!
      PonyBoy
    • Stay gold.monospaced
    • Rest as much as you can. Stay very hydrated and eat your fruit and veggies. And rest more. You’ll be fine.monospaced
    • Take care of yourself Pony, wishing you all the best!microkorg
    • I'm positive... just got my official results. Stay away from me. :)PonyBoy
    • Fuck's sake. One side of me says don't do anything silly like shellie did, like giving up smoking and drinking.garbage
    • The other side of me says talk to your cardiologist, but most early studies have shown that ACE inhibitors and ARBs have been safe and a boon to C-19 patients..garbage
    • ..with preexisting heart conditions. Stay gold, my friend.garbage
    • Sorry this is happening. Rest up pb <3 needless to say lots of water to flush that thing out! Keep us posted.sea_sea
    • I kind of envy you, because when its over you both will be immune and done with this bsdrgs
    • I wouldn't envy anyone unless they came out unscathed. Some people recover from covid, but still have lasting damage to their bodies.monospaced
    • ^ Yup. We're not even in the scarred stage yet, and we have no idea what long-term surprises we'll find down the road.garbage
  • PhanLo13

    • There is no point, most people lack brain cells, survival of the thickest...shapesalad
    • Infuriating.DRIFTMONKEY
    • When you put a barbecue or vacation higher in your list of priorities over the lives of family, friends, other people, you're unfit to function in a society.grafician
    • Original post doesn't existHayoth
    • https://twitter.com/…PhanLo
    • Original post on Instagram
      https://www.instagra…
      PhanLo
    • "...barbecue, vacation or -protest- higher in your list of priorities over the lives of family, friends, other..."
      Sorry, graf... that needed a slight edit. ;)
      PonyBoy
    • @Pony this situation depicted in this "tweet" is general in other countries - protests only in the US, but stupidity everywheregrafician
    • Here in RO we closed the country for 200 cases a few months back and now we're 1000+ daily because ppl not wearing masks and going seaside and barbecuinggrafician
    • btw same conspiracy stories running rampant here too, go figuregrafician
    • at this point, the virus is secondary, stupidity and ignorance of ppl taking front stagegrafician
    • We had a few hundred ppl protesting 5G and Bill Gates in front of the Gov building a week or so ago! Madness!grafician
    • Wait until the wave of antivaxxers hit late this yeargrafician
    • If everybody would wear masks, we could end this pandemic in 1-2 months, even without a vaccine ready, but noooo....grafician
    • haven't taken mine off, man :)PonyBoy
    • but we're not enough it seems :/grafician
    • Humanity or Americans?i_monk
    • Fucking hayoth is sooooo fucking triggered he cries “fake news” like it’s some kind of tick he can’t control. What an aaahole.monospaced
    • Hayoth’s response borders on mental illnessnb
    • Call the police.deadsperm
    • Huh? Why would anyone call the police?nb
    • Exactly!deadsperm
    • wondering how long the u.s will need to flatten the curve proper.. i get it trump is flip floping on masks and lying about it makes it real hard for idiotsneverscared
    • to adjust to new social behaviours and get the situation out of high infection and deaths rates. good luck guys u will need it with so many lies coming fromneverscared
    • the top of people with power and responsibilty. will not help though.neverscared
  • necromation12

    Had my second dose two weeks ago after catching it in 2020 and ending up of hospital... So one infection and three shots later, it go me again and i can say its a much more speeded up cycle i was testing negative within 6 days - the first 4 days was a bitch tho, body aches, headaches and sore throat. i developed a blocked nose for about 4 days after testing negative, but i was back training in the gym and running after a week... not 8 months like the first time.

    • Glad to hear your well!Chimp
    • His well what?Continuity
    • His well of good health overfloweth.garbage
    • https://www.dictiona…Chimp
    • adverb:
      in a good or satisfactory manner
      Chimp
    • https://i.redd.it/w7…Chimp
    • The confident idiot.palimpsest
    • I just got it for the first time. Slept for 16 hours yesterday. Wonder if it would've been worse sans vax.wagshaft
    • @wags It definitely would have been. I almost died, was puking blood after I tore my esophagus from coughing, shat my brains out, lost about 30lbs, etc.garbage
    • Why didn't you try the horsey paste? Or the bleach injections?utopian
    • Damn garbage. Puking blood? What happened that it got that bad? High viral load? Do you french kiss someone w/ covid? lolcherub
    • @utop This was Feb/March 2020, before people had any time to come up with stupid ideas.garbage
    • @cherub I wrote it up somewhere on here, but basically I was coughing so violently that I tore the upper part of my esophagus. Occasionally the upper part of..garbage
    • ..my throat would pop up and block my windpipe. I would have random fits where my throat would close up and I'd be suffocating.garbage
    • These kept happening after I self-quarantined in my office for several weeks. My gf had to learn CPR. It became a morbid joke.garbage
    • One day I was working in my office and an attack hit me. She was right on the other side of the door but I couldn't get her attention.garbage
    • Put my fist on my xiphoid process, jumped chest-first into a door frame full speed, spiraling into a pile of camera gear while letting out an insane burp-gasp.garbage
    • Should have been on a respirator, probably needed surgery, but hey. I'm 1099 and this is fucking America.garbage
    • garbage, you kinds sound like my brother who have himself frost bite for falling asleep on cold compress. your condition has very little to do with covid...pr2
    • ...and a lot to do with your inability to understand limits of your own body.pr2
    • Shit, man! Garbage... I hope your doing much better now. People continue to fuck around with this thing like its a joke. Even now people stare me like i've...necromation
    • got three heads on the tube here. i'm like fuck that, especially after reading you can catch it again within 2 months... This thing is mean and here to staynecromation
    • @pr2 Eh, I kinda worked in medical publishing for 7 years, editing educational models for medical boards, universities, and hospitals that are household names.garbage
    • So unlike your brother, I'm not a fucking idiot. Seems it runs in the family.. did your parents happen to be brother and sister?garbage
    • @necro Thanks, yeah I'm better now. Crazy to think that was well over 2 years ago. I did have incredibly severe reactions to my jabs, but I was ready for em.garbage
    • Fuck the haters, and get well soon bro!garbage
    • pr2 as usual is a fucking retard cuck fuckbabydick_
    • Eh leave him be, he's only little.garbage
    • I'm just getting over it this week. I got it 11 days ago. Days 2-5 sucked hard. Swallowing was nearly impossible it was so painful. I'd say it lasted about 8-9CyBrainX
    • ...days. My GF got it a week before me and is still feeling it. The first variant before vaccines would have killed me. I have a bad history with chest colds.CyBrainX
  • zaq17

  • Ramanisky212

    Bravo Cuomo, Bravo.

    • Savage! ++++++++grafician
    • Today’s Trump Propaganda Special is going to be lit.Ramanisky2
    • This guy Cuomo has 40% votes already without even running...
      YET!
      grafician
    • paging robo...nbq
    • nice! bobo we need you over here!renderedred
    • bobo brainsutopian
    • future prezprophetone
    • Roasted!dorf
    • I like him. Fuck Trump and his supporters.babydick
    • Nicely put. Ditto @babydick (not that anything's wrong with that lol)helloeatbreathedrive
    • What is stopping the great Cuomo from running?? Why on earth won't he run?robotron3k
    • @robo, because he is thinking 'Is Andrew Cuomo gonna have to choke a bitch?'helloeatbreathedrive
    • He's def going to be running. I used to work with some dem campaigners a couple years back and it's been in their playbook for a while.toemaas
    • loved him until he slammed bail reform legislation through in the midst of a pandemic undoing a good 20 years of pushing against NY archaic criminal justice lawkemichels
    • not to say he hasn't been handling COVID well -- just saying that was some slimey Scott Walker shitkemichels
  • Ramanisky212

    It’s back Baby!!!!

  • Krassy4

    is this thing over? poof? just like that?

    • Like A MiracleAQUTE
    • pr2 was right.palimpsest
    • 1,972 folk died today in the US, 137 in the UK. Suppose the news cycle got bored.PhanLo
    • wonder when it officially is claimed as endemic? world needs some good news...inteliboy
    • Yeah, still a shit tonne of people dead each day. I guess we just tired of it all. And (mostly) only poorly peeps expiring.hardhat
    • The the U.K. has below average deaths now so those who died probably died “with Covid”.Chimp
    • If you go by excess deaths, it’s been over since Christmas in the U.K.Chimp
    • I think all the restrictions will be gone this week where I am.PhanLo
    • Mission Accomplished!

      Only a couple thousand deaths in the US over the last week.
      utopian
    • It's always been about excess deaths really, omicron replaced the flu this year and now the new strain in the UK seems its continuing the trendkingsteven
    • Endemic isn't good news. It means the weak links of our species have allowed a virus to gain a permanent foothold that will take forever to shake.garbage
    • said it elsewhere but more Aus deaths since the start of 2022 than in the entire previous two years. Election looming so distractions welcome.MrT
    • I mean, in an ideal world and all that but given that the UK's health minister just romanticaly attributed 'love' to breaking his own lockdown measures andkingsteven
    • cheating in his wife and everyone seems to be supporting a Ukrainian journals pleas to start ww3 because they don't like his buddy Boris I'd call a 5 yr drop inkingsteven
    • life expectancy a winkingsteven
    • it's spring / summer time in the northern hemisphere. the last mutation looks like a mild one. let's see what happens till next fall / winter comes.uan
    • War has upstaged itBennn
    • If you listen to what virologists are saying there's no particular reason to think this is the end. Another variant could easily come along.yuekit
    • Remember one year it also looked like it was ending. Clearly the world is gaining more immunity over time but is it really enough?yuekit
    • More people it passes on the more likely for it to mutate.pango
    • corona hype = 50% actual disease + 50% media focusdrgs
    • Another more deadly variant of the flu could come along but it's not that likely.Chimp
    • The next, deadlier, variant will be a cover story for VaXx deaths. I've never been wrong.Brabo_Brabo
    • < you got that from some media. they managed to convince you by writing they know the truth.uan
    • My local Vicar just got it again. It's still out there. I still wear a mask in stores.shapesalad
    • It's still out there like the flu.Chimp
    • There's a new terror out so we don't have to worry about the previous terror.MondoMorphic
    • ^
      this
      ApeRobot
    • Stay scared guys.Chimp
    • Ya really scared of big gov and big pharma taking away my choice and freedom.pango
  • StoicLevels13

    Not only did I not get Corona, but I didn't get any colds or flus last year. Im keeping the mask on and avoiding you dirty rodents for the rest of my life now.

    MASKS STAY ON

    • I support this idea, nobody wants to see your ugly face.sted
    • yesssssss lolStoicLevels
    • Same here. too many dirty Murican's.utopian
    • https://imgur.com/Mq…kingsteven
    • yes. I'm the opposite of an anti-masker. I'm an anti-unmasker?StoicLevels
    • Keep your mask on, no one wants to smell your halitosisi_was
    • Pro-tip: the mask makes the halitosis stench worse. It will longer potently, condensed, , around the mask area. BaneeeeeeStoicLevels
    • Linger*StoicLevels
    • Does miracles with ugly girls too...OBBTKN
    • I'm asthmatic, no colds, no serious allergies, no coughs in a year, all good. Going to wear the mask for a time, in crowded spaces... But no for sport or hikingOBBTKN
    • Here it's mandatory even hiking, where you don't see a human in kms, c'monOBBTKN
    • My breath smells ok. Just sayingStoicLevels
    • If you don’t see a human for kms, take your mask off. Who will even knownb
    • Pollen allergy. Wearing a mask every year from now on.jagara
    • Even hiking? FUCK Them, I'm in a station and not wearing the fucking maski_was
    • Yes, a lot of people is in total fear, police in everywhere, it's mandatory and lots of them wear it all the time. You need to put on your mask when riding...OBBTKN
    • your bike in highways passing through urban areas too, no pedestrian or bike-routes... In the highway! Ridiculous!!OBBTKN
    • This is a fine note.kaiyohtee
    • Really, OBBTKN? Fucking hell, that's daft.Nairn
  • Ramanisky23

    • fly that man to Delhi now, he's not going to catch it in the desert.fadein11
    • he must have put that t-shirt on before he started to workoutFax_Benson
    • MAGA4Lifeutopian
    • Thanks Mr. Alpha, now we're gonna make this image a meme template and put small peepee stuffz on your sign.GuyFawkes
    • Not 100% but 80% agree. lol

      Do send this guy to India. He'd pew pew all their covid! hahaha
      MondoMorphic
    • dogs and pr2's love child?_niko
    • *drgs_niko
    • Here you go
      https://i.ibb.co/L5t…
      Ramanisky2
    • I wonder if he ever skips legs day?utopian
    • bad to c that deathboy is living the same life as back when he still horrorified and stupified qbn.neverscared
    • Hand gun pointed at my dick. FEAR NOT! Dick doesn't work because of muscle drugs.nb
    • how many guys like this shoot themselves in the dick?_niko
    • oh wait, I forgot it's so small it's impossible to hit_niko
    • roids and guns 4 life!Milan
    • It's blurry, but it looks like a 1911 in condition one, meaning it's decocked and there's no round in the chamber. Pretty common practice.garbage
    • But yes, lots of morons shoot themselves. Classic: https://www.youtube.…garbage
    • looks like Nevada... he may want to look into Leukemia rates per capita in that region. Had several cousins that lived there develop it.jonny_quest_lives
    • I suspect groundwater and the just overall elevated background radiation there due to years of the government shitting out Atomic tests.jonny_quest_lives
    • anyhoo hope that dude doesn't miss his cycle. "virtuous"heroes maintain their cyclejonny_quest_lives
    • Pipesdrgs
    • Dude has been working out
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      utopian
    • ^lolRamanisky2
    • Him and drgs in a Turkish oil wrestling match.
      Pay per view.
      palimpsest
    • all muscle no brain, to get that muscular you need to waste time in a gym and eat x4 the normal adult diet = x4 environmental impact.shapesalad
    • Humans getting bigger: either from over eating or body building, is a little understand, evolutionary societal problem, that only points towards our own demiseshapesalad
    • Ever noticed how 'everything' is getting bigger - the accepted normal for 'chubby', for being muscular, down to the size of cars?shapesalad
    • Being the biggest, either as a fattie, gymrat or SUV driver means you can push the rest of the population around, until the population catches up with you.shapesalad
    • Then the standard for 'big' just gets bigger. Cars get bigger, Fatties get even more fat, gymrats try all drugs etc to get bigger.shapesalad
    • Eventually as a species we'll 'pop' like a balloon inflated too far.shapesalad
    • It’s because he is a low status male and he thinks muscles change that. Hilarious.monospaced
    • His handwriting is like a little girls.PhanLo
    • standing in the middle of the desert, alone with a sign...sarahfailin
    • lol 'Gasp inc', such irony, many wow.Nairn
    • You’re only a hero if you shoot or suffocate dark skinned people. Duh.doriangrey
  • dbloc14

    • damn we need that vaccine fastgrafician
    • wow. is there really a need for this?
      https://pesacheck.or…
      dbloc
    • not sure why that link didn't work.
      https://bit.ly/391B1…
      dbloc
    • @dbloc these are confusing times.PhanLo
    • "satirical Facebook Group called Science Humour" literal non-newsimbecile
    • The MAGAtards will still believe it.utopian
    • is my step mom on QBN now?fooler
    • there's something not ok with u if you can't laugh at this.sted
    • *or just a little smile, or a sign that
      you can understand a joke.
      sted
    • dur hurr what are you fresh from the book club single woman in her late 30s 40scannonball1978
    • sneaky move cannonball1978, you're too old for her :Đsted
    • ha - my mum sent me this !_me_
    • hell no I aintcannonball1978