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Anyone here interested in crowdfunding/crowdsourcing a perpetual motion machine.
It would have to harness either hydrogen or oxygen and the initial goal would be to power refrigerators, air conditioners, heating units, and water filters.
I figure we just need 5-8 geniuses and a million dollars.
where should I transfer the money?
I will also throw 4-5 geniuses at that.
We could start an LLC, I'm thinking Ultimate Power would be a good name.
Open to Everything.
Are you talking about a system that outputs more energy than is put into it? Are you aiming for true perpetual motion? If so, you would never be able to deliver a product.
I'm not sure that widgets that utilise fuels can be considered 'perpetual motion' machines.
As soon as Barr. Jerry Lawrence from the IMF releases my funds for 15,0000,000 $ United States dollars I got you.
I sent him the fee for release last week, any minute now.
Since we're on the crowdsourcing tip, can I get some help with my proposed helium balloon-powered chemtrail collection network?
We can save pineal glands all over the PNW, and also repurpose the chemtrails into Bigfoot repellent. Huge market there.
And help with the name would be appreciated, because Skynet just has.. bad connotations.
This is brilliant. I also have an idea. There are planets out there made entirely out of diamonds! All we need to do is find 6 geniuses and a trillion dollars and build a rocket to harvest and return said diamonds.
We just need a million people to invest a million each in my brilliant company/idea and we’re good to go!
The profits will be astronomical!!!!!!
Why limit ourselves to perpetual motion or off-planet diamond mining? I mean, Geniuses should be able to come up with some really really good ideas, right?
So lets all get together to hire some geniuses and see what kind of cool shit they come up with. Free-range geniuses with unlimited funding! We just need 1 million millionaires to donate 1 million dollars each and probably solve all the worlds problems. Of course, if I invested that Trillion dollars in the market we could generate an income stream that could potentially fund a whole bunch of geniuses forever. A sort of perpetual money machine to save the planet!
Who's with me!?!
Okay you know how there is FAKE MEAT?
What if we make FAKE AIR??
i am sending money, stand by your fax!
guys, we're overcomplicating things, have we not learned anything from all the entrepreneurs out there who have approached us over the years?
we don't need money, just the geniuses, they will eventually get paid AFTER they bring back the diamonds form the diamond planet OR figure out the perpetual motion machine! otherwise, they have no incentive to work hard.