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I know I know, but every one of us has an annual task of coming up with something clever.
A colleague just made this list of things. I'd LOVE to do something along these lines but alas, it's always got to be positive. And non Christian. And actually not about Christmas but about holidays. And not snowy because of people in the Southern Hemisphere. And not about anything in particular at all.
• ABJECT MISERY
• LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
• LOOKING OUT OF WINDOWS
• WATCHING HAPPY FAMILIES SHOP
• SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER
• THE PUB & THE MYRIAD OF DRINKABLES...
• VARIOUS DRUGS AND ALCOHOL
• WAKING UP IN A WHEELIE BIN
• DRUG AND ALCOHOL SUPPORT MEETINGS
• 10 DAY HANGOVER\COMDOWN\WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS
• HUNGER\LACK OF APPETITE
• SATAN CLAWS
• DARKNESS AND IMPENDING DOOM
• SUICIDAL THOUGHTS IN RESPONSE TO A RAPIDLY APPROACHING DEATH...
• FREEZING TO DEATH (BROKEN BOILER & ELECTRIC FIRE ON THE BLINK)
• REMEMBERING THE ONES NOT WITH US (FAMILY & FRIENDS)
• REMEMBERING THE ONES WITH US (YIKES!)
• REMEMBERING CHILDHOOD CHRISTMASES (& WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED)
• DILAPIDATED ACCOMMODATION (BEING THANKFUL FOR A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD)
• WISHING YOU’D MADE MORE OF AN EFFORT, OR ANY EFFORT AT ALL
• GENERAL AMNESIA ABOUT WHAT DAY IT IS
• LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING BACK TO WORK
• CHILD LABOUR
• AIR POLLUTION
We haven't even dealt with Thanksgiving, fuck's sake.
• COLLECTIVE LIE
this is what you are looking for:
being back to my home town, meeting old friends and getting stoned
Christmas was always an exercise in bad taste and in general, a huge mistake. It's better off not being mentioned.
Bindegal baby, we had a word about this last week and you were being soooo good!! What happened?
Did someone here upset you or are things not cool at home? Come on man. Your GIFs are super cool and funny. We love them. Just try and use the GIF thread man. You can do it!!!
merry seasonal shit, everyone!!!
i_monk... for y♥u: