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I say sex is so boring when it's all consensual.
I also believe donuts change people for the better.
But, I'm the type of guy who waits when he has to go.
Surely not a hard sell, but I am a Christian.
Tho sometimes I tell her 'No honey, tonight I WILL do the dishes.'
Basically, I'm the one who smells his own farts without apologizing.
Then ask 'Shall I put in a good word for you?'
Lately, I want to chug an entire gallon of two percent milk that's been sitting on the coffee table for weeks.
Maybe, only maybe, I've never met anyone taste my signature sandwich, but will text the recipe.
Sadly, I'm the one who doesn't need to feel that burn at my local gym.
But then again, when I'm about to climax, I just stop.
And only leave a voice mail to the girl I like, then expect a call back.
Mainly, I'm type of guy who lives in a dream that has nothing to do with reality.
I know, I know Tuesday has no feel. So there.
wtf is this?
- Is that fish? Wrong condiment selection. FAILHijoDMaite
- @hijo Link says fried chicken. I'd fuck with em, but that beer has to go. Modelo por favor.garbage
- Nothing at all wrong with this picture.stoplying
- All of those condiments are perfectly good on fish tacos.monospaced
- Hehehehe fish tacopango