QBN Suggestion Box

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  • imbecile10

    long awaited return of the ignore™ feature

    • yes ... PLEASE!!Ramanisky2
    • aka, safe zone™yurimon
    • it's not safe without yourself and drake shitting on everything, yurimon, it is simply a better experience.imbecile
    • I don't come here to give 2 fux about left/right politics & ur inability to make friends. I come here for like minded banter & to share cool shit i make & find.imbecile
    • you ruin that experience for everyone. sadly, it's intentional on your behalfimbecile
    • ^ exactlyRamanisky2
    • aka, millenialization of qbnyurimon
    • i dont know. this type of feature seems more of a bandaid to a problem of emotionally not able to cope with certain posts. maybe a more viable solution is goingyurimon
    • to a dr to deal with such inabilities. just sayin.yurimon
    • Yurimon - full autistic spectrum bore.detritus
    • "AutoBores - Transform! [the dialogue into the same old vortex of cretinitude]"detritus
    • *khe-khru-koo-kghrug...
      Yurimon Transforms back into his father's dildo
      detritus
    • thats gross. says something about you for bringing these things up.yurimon
    • Isn't it sad that you have to fight against an online form feature optimized for people to ignore you? Think about that with your morning coffee.sofakingback
    • Emotional problems indeed.sofakingback
    • The problem with people that ignore you is that they don't know they're ignoring you.aiapaec
    • lol, not really fighting, no struggle. im giving suggestions. you guys are the ones fighting.yurimon
    • No, we're the ones beyond asking you to shut the fuck up with your boring boringness, you utter, utter bore.detritus
    • BOO HOO. WAHHHHHHHdrake-von-drake
    • Oh, very considered and articulate input, drake. Your mother must just be brimming with pride at the little genius she gave birth to.Continuity
    • Wahhhhhhhdrake-von-drake
    • Bobo Button®utopian
  • drgs15

    Disallow uncertified users to start own threads, only post comments

    • And while we're at it, a new subclass of outcast users: only allowed to post sidenotesdrgs
    • ^ no. I understand but no.oey
  • utopian13

    + A respond/broadcast button on the top of each thread
    + Add Notes: make the text selectable
    + Ability to block Pango

  • capn_ron11

    user blocking abilities, then i could finally stop calling robomgurizal a troll all the time. I'm almost starting to feel bad for continually calling them a troll, but they are so trolly that it is hard to stop calling them a troll.

    • < This!Continuity
    • i upvoted just causecapn_ron
    • Trolly-trolly troll-troll.elahon
    • oh yes please.fadein11
    • Nice try capn ron, last time I saw you you were in my apt wasted, scaring two Asian girls they had to leave, then you followed them out stumbling drunk.robotron3k
    • Speaking of troll...robotron3k
    • such a trolly thing to say robo. just keep up the trolling. troll.capn_ron
    • how was the fact they were asian important to your story robotard?fadein11
    • he's been saying that joke to me for a while now, it has no basis, i think he just likes asians or something.capn_ron
  • nb5

    USER OF THE MONTH

    We should count total upvote/downvote score for each user, but keep it hidden.

    The member with the highest score at the end of each month gets to delete one user of their choice.

    The deleted user can sign up again, under a new name. But they can't use their old username ever again.

    The User Of The Month is displayed somewhere, but the deleted user is kept a secret. You only find out who got deleted because there's suddenly a yurimon2.

    • Everyone's count would reset at the end of each month. This helps prevent one user from keeping it forever.nb
    • I'm serious. I think it would encourage more great posting, less stupid nonsense.nb
    • Don't even need to "delete" the account. Just force the user to change their name, and retire their old name forever.nb
    • this would also increase everyone to post MORE and probably to downvote more so they have more points than others.sarahfailin
    • you really have an inner drive to see your fascist dream a reality.yurimon
    • dude 2nd of all i dont know how you personally rate on your posts but technically you dont qualify by your own standards, only by popularity of other prim8s.yurimon
    • only yurimon could relate this to a fascist dream and one's inner drive to see it throughmonospaced
    • @sarah: Good point. Maybe upvotes would count towards your score, but down votes would not count against?nb
    • Although, we'd have to stop people from voting for themselves.nb
    • COME ON GUYS let's do this so I can live my fascist dream!nb
    • its has flaws because it still a popularity contest, there isnt enough emotional discipline in majority of this group to really has no value to count estheticsyurimon
    • have a sense of*yurimon
    • then at the beginning of every month we would play another game called "guess yurimons new username"moldero
    • It's a popularity contest! A fascist popularity contest!nb
    • After a year of this: yurimon12 has just logged inyuekit
    • Are you a primate Yurimon?pango
    • loluan
    • yuriman, yurimen, yurimin, yurimon, yurimunisleptwithsirenstonight
    • Georges would be protected from public shame because he's already got XXVII different usernames.nb
    • Yurimon... All votes are popularity contest.... Which ever idea or subject gets more vote is the popular one.pango
    • The only none bias system is to flip a coin.pango
    • inb4 vote stuffing from yuri. also remember yuri is also isleptwithsirenstoni...garbage
    • I think it's time you got off my dick.isleptwithsirenstonight
    • Are we doing this yet?!? COME ON.nb
    • It's happening!!!!
      http://www.qbn.com/r…
      O0O0O0
  • nb5

    If someone gets banned for racist comments (like babysick just did) it would be cool if his gravestone didn’t say “in loving memory of” because fuck that guy

    Should be more like “user was an asshole, and not the good kind of asshole. May ye fuck off and never come back”

    • Also please manually bold any Design threadsnb
    • Highlighting or filtering by design threads would be a good idea.Chimp
    • Wait, there was a new ban? Did I miss another meltdown?lemmy_k
    • Nah no meltdown. Just a casual inappropriate comment that crossed a line. I’m sure that user thinks he’s being funny sighnb
    • The only question left is “Does the Designer Drugs thread count as a Design Thread?” I think yeahnb
    • derp ban one of the only reasons to come on herekingsteven
    • Nooooo. Provide a way to filter OUT the design threads! :Dmort_
    • https://i.imgur.com/…Gnash
    • He was always using homophobic slurs, but never saw him dip into racism but also not surprised.garbage
    • To op. What does that achieve?pango
    • @pango exactly!mort_
    • Design threads? Just bookmark Show Some Recent Work. Done.CyBrainX
  • Continuity8

    A PM feature would be nice, that way we don't broadcast sensitive contact details in posts and notes.

    • <OBBTKN
    • Nah. I don't want the possibility of unsolicited communication with any of you bog-brained goofballs <3face_melter
    • </3 :(Continuity
    • Yes for contacts. The confidential threats from our resident lunatics would just be a fringe benefit. Might even spark its own thread.garbage
    • Threat of the Daygarbage
    • Ohhh You have no idea how many dickbutt pic I have emailed to people here.pango
    • As much as I'm hurt by face here, I don't disagree. Would be nice to find some magic mechanic that allows us to share contacts non-publicly. No idea how tho!detritus
    • Thisset
  • i_monk8

    Don't let newbies start threads, and limit the number of new threads anyone can start in 24 hours to, like, two.

    • would be nice but do we have the budget?hotroddy
    • thisdbloc
    • Would be a shame to banzor noobs but the thread limit is a good ideaFax_Benson
    • i'll spot you 5 bucks if money is an issue.pango
    • it could be done in a day.dorf
    • And who would you consider a newbie? I've always considered myself a newbie, since 2010maquito
  • palimpsest6

    Here's my offer:

    1 year contract: 36000€ net.
    Complete creative freedom.
    100% work from home.
    6 week paid vacations.
    Access to database.
    Implementation of POCs is up to QBN.
    All POC files will remain Open Source.
    Restore original username with color #FA0946.

    • Hey. You forgot the 25-quid BJs.Continuity
    • I was counting on that as the bonus in their counter offer.palimpsest
    • I would suggest that the QBN SNW union asks for #3A7A55 colour change with the newbie accounts as an acknowledgement to his past endeavors.sted
    • How would you monetise it? QBN certified subscriptions?mort_
    • $8palimpsest
    • As you can tell from my proposal I'm not about the money.palimpsest
    • $7 to compete with Melon HuskKrassy
    • Where's the dramagrafician
    • ^palimpsest
    • Drama worth at least $100Kgrafician
    • What’s a POC?scarabin
    • Proof of concept.palimpsest
  • e-pill13

    QBN Radio™

    you know in the top right corner!!

    JK hook it up again

    kthnxbye

    -e

    love love

    • mr dobs used to drop the jams

      hook it up!!
      e-pill
    • bonSEFF used to drop sickness

      top left corner!! ™
      e-pill
    • Wow. I haven't thought about that in ages.CyBrainX
  • sarahfailin11

    Not sure how hard this is to implement, but a "Block" feature that hides posts and comments by select users might be a more permanent fix to our perennial troll problem.

  • Krassy2

    MUTE options for users whose posts/comments we don't want to see

    • Bobo btn?nbq
    • Somebody made a script for that a while back I think.garbage
    • @garbage oh? do share if you findKrassy
    • sadly, the NT ignore option is a long forgotten feature.imbecile
    • https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
    • Fun fact: you don’t need a web button to ignore someone.nb
    • fun fact: you don't need to hate on other people's wantsimbecile
    • There’s about 8 people who post in the site now.PhanLo
    • Wouldn’t this just cause a bigger echo chamber?Chimp
    • @Chimp how so?Krassy
    • @Krassy we would block those who have opposing views. As much as some are total cunts it’s good to have some opposing views.Chimp
    • I’m with Chimp on this.mort_
    • Plus, seems like we’d end up with a lot more disjointed conversations.mort_
    • the muting would be a per user preference; not a site-wide censorship . E.g., I would choose to mute anything by user X. Everyone else gets to read X.Krassy
    • Yeah I've never used it. Calling out fools is half the fun, and anything else just creates an information silo.garbage
    • Yeah, that’s what I imagined. But still you would see gaps in conversations where user x contributed.mort_
    • ignore...this post.oey_oey
    • @Krassy, I'm going to mute you if you don't agree with my pov on not having mute functions.Chimp
    • @Chimp I don't see your comment cause you're muted for a weekKrassy
    • oh noes! muh discourse!? I don't give a fuck what most of you clapped-out contrarians say. Give me the filter so I can hide that shite.face_melter
    • i'd be content if this board was nothing but Recent Work and stuff from Phan and scarabin. The rest can burn tbh.face_melter
    • mute button black holes in conversations.sted
    • *createssted
  • georgesIII10

    + some text editing function: bold / italic / underline

    • <utopian
    • Suggestion for the people of QBN: stop using arrowsORAZAL
    • ^Continuity
    • +100 orazalset
    • markdown would be simple and effective for this, no need for a wysiwygESKEMA
  • Continuity8

    Anyway we can have skinny_puppy's Qooble integrated into QBN somehow?

    Or, if not, the post somehow pinned so that we can easily find it?

    https://www.qbn.com/reply/410408…

  • sted4

    Use this -> https://pastebin.com/2x4J1f91
    To get this ->

    customize the file for your needs, the example shows how to hide u/d votes, change colors, hide some specific things...

    • nice!fadein11
    • /* detritus is racist */ ??Hayzilla
    • i can digpockets
    • A bit too bland. Seems like a site for dark web shit or atm repair diagnosticsdocpoz
    • + sweeethelloeatbreathedrive
    • Need 'Stylish' extension version for Safari. Come on, can't be that difficult to do?M01XXX
    • @Hayzilla this is an old stuff. detritus wanted something and I added various colors with names like trump for orange and that white. it does not matter.sted
    • @docpoz if you get the file working, it's really easy to change the colors. and remember unfortunately modifications require browser restart.sted
    • @M01XXX right no i have no idea how the custom global css works in safari...sted
    • Why can't the QBN creators/ mods provide or create it? Or a dark theme switch on the site?M01XXX
    • how is this done on chromedbloc
    • QBN Gods, just make it so!dbloc
    • firebugpockets
    • They can't even pick a picture for a PS Battle FFS. You think they are going to develop the website? LOL.Hayzilla
    • ^^^ https://memecrunch.c…err
    • lol @ HZdbloc
  • moldero6

    ??

    • damn, so that means he's still out there lurking, frustrated, just watching us, still not getting laid, waiting for the right time to get downvoted againmoldero
    • I have a suggestion for you moldero, stop talking about trump in every fucking sidenote, it's not cute. Thanksterry_cloth
    • sometimes you are more like the ones you do not like than the ones you like.yurimon
    • whaT aRe yoU talking about yuriMon :Pmoldero
    • Trumpy trump trump~!pango
    • Stump the Drumpfutopian
    • think about that.yurimon
    • it flew right over your headmoldero
    • Yurimon. Are you saying we're alike? I mean... What?pango
    • wha T a R e yo U talking about yuri M on :P
      T.R.U.M.P.
      I may have been too cryptic
      moldero
    • sometimes what is perceived as opposites are really the same.yurimon
    • When is this sometime?pango
    • Where are the mods. You fucking clowns made some sort of proclamation and yet this stupid shit continues. Half step central out here, step up to the plate or stterry_cloth
    • -op posturing like you are going to enforce shit in an impartial fashionterry_cloth
    • Stand by what you say or go back to being scarceterry_cloth
    • What? What's there to moderate here? Quit being so dramatic. We're not even being mean at all. Your the only one throwing a fit and cursing.pango
    • Calm your tits!pango
    • Gilgamush / Terry_Cloth: I think you of all people are in no position to issue orders here.Moderator
    • c_cloth is whining again, just eliminate this troll already!utopian
    • lolscarabin
    • reneging on the ultimatums you've made in these recent public shows of force makes you part of the problemterry_cloth
    • terry. have you paid anything to be here? have you paid the mods? do they owe you anything? does mods get paid?pango
    • if you don't understand how thing work here. or couldn't get a long. why do you keep coming back to get pissed?pango
    • "Trumpet trump trump~!"
      -pango earlier this post. There you go mods, that's how seriously people take you and your rules
      terry_cloth
    • Orly? Nahhh that was directed at you not mod. You don't tell me what to do. Btw your the first one to mention trump. So there's that?pango
    • No one's obligated to do what you suggest. Especially not mod.pango
    • And I said trumpy. Not trumpet. Get it right!pango
  • juanluisgarcia4

    ...

    • Hey QBN admin. Why don't you just admit that this redesign is a failure and go back to the drawing board?iCanHazQBN
    • I know we don't pay money to use this site... but jesus, it shouldn't be this hard to get it right.iCanHazQBN
    • new site is great, just make default NT, not cover or feed.inteliboy
    • Why don't y'alls admit that this is a reflection of your interests?ORAZAL
    • Can't believe they took it off the cover!ORAZAL
    • hehe how funny http://i.imgur.com/a…juanluisgarcia
    • Y'alls the kind of people that get drunk, puke & piss on your street and complain about the neighborhood being dirty the next day.ORAZAL
    • Ahahaha!yuekit
    • juanliuis: yep, the irony!ORAZAL
    • At least our puke and piss are contained within the appropriate threads. It's up to the user to click on them or not...iCanHazQBN
    • This is just bad planning and design with no foresight. They launched the new site, what, about a month ago? And are still trying to figure it out..iCanHazQBN
    • They've got it figured out, they have given us the tools. The offending post has 7 upvotes at the time.ORAZAL
    • Yeah, but it's displayed as the first thing one sees when landing on QBN.com... that's the point.iCanHazQBN
    • Yes, that is the point.
      To each his own.
      ORAZAL
    • Hillary-ceptionyuekit
    • @Icanhaz,
      you can always not visit during work hours, I like dem fat saggy titz :(
      georgesIII
    • I have no problem with it personally. I am da boss and nobody can see my monitor. But for others it could be a problem. Plus it just looks bad to have that asiCanHazQBN
    • the Home page. The Home page should be more controlled and design-related.iCanHazQBN
    • Agreed, the Home Page is too important to just leave it to "the people." They will just end up posting Hillary's tits over and overyuekit
    • It was a bad decision to allow upvoted content to show up on the homepageernexbcn
    • democracy = reddit or 4chan, jerry springeryurimon
    • Some men just want to watch the world burnORAZAL
    • It is what it is. Own up to your shit haha.docpoz
    • http://i.imgur.com/9…ORAZAL
    • ORAZAL, when guests come over to your house, don't you hide your dirty clothes and Fleshlight for a more welcoming environment?iCanHazQBN
  • utopian6

    I would suggest making the "NT™" the default on the homepage.

    • Cover is more representative of the people's interests & taste. QBN is for the people.ORAZAL
    • I'm with utopian on this one.Continuity
    • Embrace your inner bros.ORAZAL
    • I say cover.docpoz
    • Absolutely not! Love that they've finally accepted that this site is about the forum not the scarcely updated NT part.
      Love the new index :)
      set
    • I guess the option to choose like we have with 'oldest' and 'latest' might be nice. Cover works for me though.set
    • If I could upvote this 10 times I would.jtb26
    • yea well you can't so go fuck yourselfset
    • how about to cookie it (or however you do it with 'newest' & 'oldest') so everybody is happy.uan
    • I like the cookie ideamoldero
  • Krassy8

    Get rid of the QBN Suggestion Box thread

    (since nobody reads it, let alone implement any of the suggestions)

  • sarahfailin5

    being able to shout out to users by saying @sarahfailin @moderator so they get a notification (email?) letting them know someone's trying to tell them something.

    currently you just have to read every thread to see if anyone said anything or responded to you...

    • or just organize by 'feed'Gnash
    • http://www.qbn.com/f…
      magicx
      sted
    • that and messaging or contact sharing...something like that.oey
    • This isn't fbook/twitter and so it shouldn't befadein11
    • I would just ignore it, like I do most times my name is mentioned somewhere.face_melter
    • @ fadein: i meant that as a way to contact a fellow qbner for work or something without having to post my email address for example.oey
    • Maybe a qbn mailbox?
      I'd hate for emails from qbn to show up in my inbox, I'm so popular, it's my biggest fear..
      futurefood
    • LOLoey
    • @sarahfailin makes the post appear in their feed (even if they have not participated)drgs