My Storey
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- chossy0
I live on the ground floor but I work on the 3rd floor, my storey is 2 fold.
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*quiet rimshot* (oo-er)detritus - SPELLINGS NOT MY BEST THING ;)lessfloor
- don't sweat it, man - just drop an E.Fax_Benson
- heheSimonFFM
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- grotesk_neue0
I like turtles.
- set0
- Akagiyama0
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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- read it in dr evils voicemoldero
- autoflavour0
My story is i can spell Story without an E..
- cannonball19780
Whats a storey
- kasparius0
By the river....
its a kind of sad story.
- moldero0
I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out - it was a bloodbath.
- i_monk0
How about some design today?
- For a better tomorrow.i_monk
- no, because http://www.reactiong…ApeRobot
- doesnotexist0
YOU ARE NOT A STORY TELLER