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- djhiro3
Met with someone, she made dinner at her place, we chatted and then she had to go meet a friend so I left. Strange 2 hours.
- She went off to meet another tindererpango
- she wasnt interesteddrgs
- Ah the old 'I have to meet a friend' get out clause********
- Yup, classic chick move, strange she' ask you to her place firstformed
- just wait at the door for her to come back. chicks like thatGnash
- "she had to go meet a friend"sureshot
- assembly line dating™ very personal and yields great results.yurimon
- no different than anything else - you see someone you like, you see if they like you, etc., etc., etc.formed
- lol @ gnashfadein11
- very surprised you met at her house for dinner. girls usually don't even like to be picked up on the first date.capn_ron
- well, it seems you had a chance but totally ruined it :p********
- i totally don't believe in what I wrote above but lets pretend, okay?********
- ^I'd agree. If she invited you to her place and made you dinner, that says "I trust/like/want you"...but then didn'tformed
- real life swipeOSFA
- NBQ005
- If it seems too good to be true, it usually is.PhanLo
- "you could see he had all this shit I wanted"cannonball1978
- Both living parasitic lives.PhanLo
- "Good night my love" lolNBQ00
- i ain't saying she a gold diggerMilan
- A YouTube channel, an Instagram influence account and a Tinder trickster account = the new career matrix for 20 somethings in 2020.shapesalad
- Hedge?utopian
- one look at this guy and you can conclude he's a complete douche :)renderedred
- So she flew to meet him places on other girl's dime? This guy just travels and goes to clubs or something?********
- NBQ004
- The good stuff comes after half into the video. WTF insaneNBQ00
- This is like science.wagshaft
- Can I get the tldr version?HijoDMaite
- hahahaha fuckin gold!********
- Just as brutal as the data culled from OkCupid... https://theblog.okcu…robotron3k
- Stupid incel bullshit. "Hot girls don't like me, they only like chads." *Only wants to date the hot girls he makes fun of*noneck
- noneck did you even watch the video?NBQ00
- I watched the bit about pretty girls talking to Chad even though he was an admitted pedo. Which is totally fucked too.noneck
- But he opened up by talking about how he has everything these women want, except the looks/body.noneck
- So he's bitter that the pretty girls won't see past his looks, but it doesn't seem like he's willing to do the same.noneck
- No noneck hes bitter that women only see lookscannonball1978
- I agree. this is incel-ly bullshit.sarahfailin
- ********0
- Fuck...don't have $500K in the bank. I'm out.BusterBoy
- https://runthatwithp…********
- < @gives out # like candy, nope for that who-er type of shit********
- Vagina the size of a mcdonalds bin********
- Fimbecile
- @set hehe, what a line...SimonFFM
- What if you have the penis and the bank account? Whats in it for me?kingkong
- you get to put up with her shit for a while_niko
- STD'sBennn
- trollinpinkfloyd
- You get to have sex with her saggy dried up wizard sleeve********
- set's on fire right now.Al_dizzle
- WIZARD SLEEVEsublocked
- mekk1
Tried it for some time, I think the game been played there is just despicable. I am loosely dating a girl on and off for some time now (met offline). We have a great time together. Both found our profiles and would never have swiped right on each other, so yeah, IMO total arse. Just look at all the low effort pics people put on there. Is that how people present themselves? WTF.
Online dating is still the game of women having basically free choice, everyone showing off a false personality and tricking men into paying services because so much more men are on this sites.
I Deleted. It really had a negative impact on my positive mood.
Also, Tinder has privacy issues and a tremendously bad designed app with horrible UX.
- interesting - a friend is on tinder and asked me whay i thought of her profile. i said it was a poor reflection of her, buthans_glib
- asked that she show me what other people's profiles were like. and you're right - they're all piss poor photos, out of focus badly exposed etchans_glib
- so i guess that's the style people see as 'normal'. if i helped her with her profile she'd probably seem suspicious, like some honeytraphans_glib
- Do you really think it’s so badly designed? Seems like the opposite to me, a case where they came up with a new UX concept that changed the entire industry.yuekit
- ^ swiping feature is cool and ecouraging but the rest looks total trash. Sliders are barely usable, words break weirdly, settings and personal info have nomekk
- clear hierarchy. And it is trying super hard to sell me stuff. I already got Premium for a month, now leave me alone with ANOHTER subscription.mekk
- Maybe changed it for the worse by making people extremely superficial ;), but nonetheless successful.yuekit
- yeah my main point is my disappointment with the low effort people put in there. I remember OKCupid times when people actually had good profiles and questionsmekk
- about themselves and you got matches based on their views. This Tinder game is too depressing for me, it makes you think rejection is curable with premiummekk
- Hmmm yeah that’s interesting. I have seen both incredibly bad profiles and amazing ones (in terms of quality of photography).yuekit
- I think it may have to do with the score Tinder assigns you behind the scenes based on some unknown factors. Low score = poor quality profiles.yuekit
- Tinder is better than nothing. Still better than hitting up women on the street or in bars. When you don't know if they're single or even interested in you.NBQ00
- ^ They'll tell you if you do that in a bar. As long as you're polite and respectful you get a polite and respectful answer back in 99%mekk
- Too tedious. And at a bar you may only go up to one girl in an evening without looking like a douche that is hitting up all the girls.NBQ00
- Hm, usually I have a drink or two and look around who responds to eye contact and a little smile here and there before actually approaching a girl. Works goodmekk
- Tinder is a slice of society, nothing more, nothing less.
As for the pics, I see a billion snapchat filters. They did a great job making everyone look "better"formed - mekk, The pickup artistMaaku
- I've tried online dating, but i generally found tinder depressing, vacuously pertaining to the idea that relationships are disposable.Ianbolton
- NBQ000
I don't think this speaks for everybody as his success rate is quite low (he did swipe left on a lot though) but it's quite telling anyway.
"Nearly 4 years of Tinder data as a Male"
- Thats a lot of swipingdrgs
- Yup, Tinder (and other dating services) don't want you to ever find the right match but keep swiping, keep swiping. Endless game.NBQ00
- 4 meetings from 110 matches is sad.********
- Indeed but that's how it is on Tinder. Matches don't automatically mean = meetings. A lot of women just do it for ego and have many other options.NBQ00
- expectations.sted
- 2 relationships in 4 years is not bad at all!grafician
- Unless they lasted only few weeksNBQ00
- i worry about men who speak so certainly about the behavior and intentions of women.imbecile
- should have tried Okcupid instead....shapesalad
- chukkaphob4
- upfront about her interests ..autoflavour
- #russia #hipsterpinkfloyd
- sums it up.ApeRobot
- utopian5
- that entire apple is not in her mouth. anyone can bite an apple like that.sarahfailin
- wait, 26?Gnash
- bainbridge0
What does it mean if a chick writes "looking for new friends" in her profile as a line in a bio?
- it means that she is looking for new friends
that she wants to fuckmoldero - that would be too soon,yurimon
- it could take a year for the process in making a real friend.yurimon
- just filler textdrgs
- it means she's going to be picky and reserve the right to say "I like you, but just as a friend"formed
- Her minge is lonely********
- Definitely likes it in the rear end.davey_g
- Hahaha @drgs ... Lorem Ipsum for dating appsContinuity
- it means that she is looking for new friends
- bainbridge1
What do you do on the first meet-up?
Coffee?- nsfw https://67.media.tum…********
- natural science museumdrgs
- Doughnutsimbecile
- run a marathon together! fun times!sureshot
- Good idea!! If she's a bad new you can just trip her and run away!pango
- drinks, sex, never talk again.********
- nsfw https://67.media.tum…
- pinkfloyd3
I found your mom on there, tell her I said thanks.
- o what - she 2 timing wench!lessfloor
- Agreed. Tapped it. Whore.cannonball1978
- Zing!jagara
- omgohhhhhsnap
- instrmntl3
- I ❤ Cynicism http://humanitarians…********
- ha! i could post one of those pics.hans_glib
- ^^ that is ridiculous, pancake.
people :/Gnash - These kids thinking they better give her they dinner - http://40.media.tumb…********
- lol, set. thought the same thing when she came up.Gnash
- I ❤ Cynicism http://humanitarians…
- pinkfloyd1
Bunch of sluts on there. First line I got was "Want to meet for drinks tonight?" I was trying to get to know her, and she said I was asking too many questions. I told her I didn't want her stds.
- classymonospaced
- +1CGN
- I like sluts :(pango
- No game.********
- lolmoldero
- orrinward21
Great UX.
Excellent bit of sneaky stuff - You're shown people that have "Yes"-ed you first before going explorative.
If I weren't married I would be using it frequently. My wife's found success with it meeting other ladies too.
- 3x********
- Just run that bit about your wife meeting ladies on Tinder by us again...********
- My wife likes ladies too. I don't have the right parts so I let her date/hookup with them.orrinward2
- HAHA I ewas all wtf and then I saw it was you, Orrin! I hope she brings some leftovers home!Projectile
- are you allowed to hook up with them too, or is it one of those one sided arrangementscannonball1978
- 3x
- Projectile0
Okay story time chaps! Meet up with a girl last night, one year my senior, she's out for a quick drink with colleagues but insists we meet up around the corner for a quick pint.
She arrives, completely smashed, as in asked some guy for a light and just kept walking right into him level of smashed! Then she drags me to meet all her colleagues, they're awesome, I spend the entire evening drinking and making merry with them, but having to look after her a bit. We even have to give her a 5 min pep talk to get her past a bouncer, ....I had a glass of beer thrown on me by a colleague of hers (not intentional, I was caught in crossfire), I remember picking her up off the floor a good few times... shots are had, I'm getting rather messy too and so are the colleagues...
Eventually it's home time, I get so massively cock blocked by her friend, basically telling her not to come home with me because I'm a stranger. I couldn't argue, I was just some random off the internet, and I'm the only one that knows I'm not a serial killer! ....but I can't give up either! I really like this girl!
I'm like, "there must be a way in which we can all be happy in this situation!"
Drunk Girl to friend: "Fuck that, it's been my plan the whole evening and you're not fucking this up for me!!"
But the friend won't budge.
Friend: "No! No fucking way are you going back to a stranger's house! ...You guys are staying in my lounge tonight and that's that!!"
Me: "Yeah but I... um... well yes! That's exactly what we're doing!" Free cab ride home, and when I woke up I was 200m from my house. Made it into work on time and everything!I'm fucking loving Tinder right now!! And I think I love Drunk Girl too! (I like 'em crazy)
- PARTY HARD!!!!pango
- did the friend join in????inteliboy
- Hate those friends. Fuck off dusty minge!********
- LOL!!!! The friend was nailing her bf upstairsProjectile
- hahaha I love this storyernexbcn
- Wait. Wait. Wait... You never told us if the friend joined and you had a messy 3some.OSFA
- Or, if you ended up banging this drunkieOSFA
- Yea he did...********
- which one?OSFA
- Don't fucking post stories if you're not gonna finish them.OSFA
- He said in the notes you twat!********
- Yeah of course I did. No, dusty minge didn't join us.. but the one was plenty!!Projectile
- BusterBoy4
My 72 year old disabled Uncle went on some dating site for older people. Paid a couple of hundred dollars (moronic) and posted a profile. Now this is a man that has zero social skills, has a hunchback, mumbles when he talks, has anger management issues, has difficulty walking, looks scruffy with a long beard. Just an unattractive man. What a catch!
He didn't get any responses (surprise!) and according to my brother, sent an abusive email to the company demanding to know "where are all the women! I paid for women!".
Fark me...
- Weyland0
- not too smart. ohhh she's a keeper! :Dpango
- Jen Bush?organicgrid
- Haha********
- hahahapinkfloyd
- Cohelo sucks ballsSalarrue
