florida is whack
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- utopian0
Video of workers beating up cows prompts Publix to suspend dairy farm shipments.
- fuckersGnash
- can't unsee. assholes.umbee54
- I saw something in the news like this years ago. Shocking!
https://www.youtube.…Hayzilla
- utopian1
Teen allegedly raped neighbor, offered ‘yard work’ to make up for it
A Florida teen allegedly raped his neighbor at knifepoint while wearing a mask, then offered to make it up to his victim by “doing some yard work or by fixing something” around her house, according to an arrest report.
- since19790
We have the best beaches though.
- utopian3
Florida gun owners encouraged to 'shoot the storm' and fire their guns at Hurricane Irma.
A Florida man who suggested shooting guns at Hurricane Irma out of "stress and boredom" has found that his idea has captured peoples' imaginations - with over 46,000 signing up to join in.
- this was a meme joke. im surprised any news outlet took this serioussince1979
- sarahfailin1
FLORIDA MAN strikes again. This time, Florida man claims his florida-woman girlfriend choked to death while performing oral sex on him. He offered to show his penis to the jury as evidence. He did not report the death to police out of "embarrassment."Ultimately he was cleared of the murder because doctors were unable to determine how the woman died.
- fooler3
Cannibals Arrested in Florida Claim Eating Human Flesh Cures Diabetes and Depression
- canoe2
Woke up before sunrise, 67 degrees, took my boat out to a world-class reef to scuba dive with turtles and rays, caught a few lobsters on the way back in, ate them for breakfast, now I'm checking my email in my canal-side hammock and listening to the sound of an iguana pooping on the dock - so whack Florida you is.
- Mexico is whack toomoldero
- And Texas ;)GM278
- get a job!monospaced
- utopian1
Fake Florida doctor who 'enhanced' buttocks with cement, caulking gets 10 years for manslaughter
- OSFA3
It's been a while...
- OSFA3
So, here it goes...
- jaylarson2
- never insult them before you jump in. very touchy animals.Fax_Benson
- it's miller timemoldero
- YOLO?GeorgesII
- YODO.SteveJobs
- This is the kind of shit Hemingway wrote aboutyuekit
- One less vote for Trump in 4 years LOLridlerontheroof
- maybe he just wanted to help drain the swamp?_niko
- @ridlerontheroof Fucking beat me to it. I was going to say Darwin's gerrymandering.CyBrainX
- And who says Trump will still be president in 4 years?CyBrainX
- utopian3
18-year-old beats grandmother to death over beer, Florida police say.
- sarahfailin2
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/b…
FLORIDA MAN went to Busch Gardens where Pinky the flamingo was famous for dancing. He picked up the flamingo and threw it on the ground. His mother tried to get him to stop.“According to multiple witnesses, one, two, three, four, five witnesses, you threw the bird down to the ground with such force, the bird’s foot was nearly severed,” said the judge.
RIP Pinky...
- Trump sumpporterutopian
- ^ probably rightmoldero
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- utopian3
Will This Toxic Algae Bloom Eat Florida?
A thick, toxic guacamole-like algae is choking Florida’s beaches—and experts say we’ll only see more of it in the years to come.
When you think about the risks that climate change poses to Florida, you probably picture a rising sea swallowing Miami Beach and hurricanes battering the coast.You might not imagine “guacamole-thick” toxic algae strangling the state’s waterways and polluting its beaches. But that’s exactly what several Florida counties have been experiencing since late June, after the Army Corps of Engineers spent months siphoning off nutrient-rich water from Lake Okeechobee to preserve a leaky, problem-prone dike.
Meanwhile, experts warn that we’ll only see more of these dangerous blue-green algae blooms as global temperatures rise—in Florida and nationwide.
- it's already eating floridasince1979
- http://earthobservat…sted
- drake-von-drake-1
- the whole thing looked super disorganized, even the raptors weren't really ready, looks like it caught everyone off-guard, though he probably didn't need to_niko
- take that last shot or two_niko
- shooting of the day threadsarahfailin
- ^ loldrake-von-drake
- utopian4
- run you little pervmoldero
- If only she had a gun.utopian
- Way to go target. .03% of the population and you want to go on some socialist crusade.Hayoth
- Give the guy some pussyi_was
- Bin Laden ?Dillinger
- Just one date... She could pretend he's Sam Rockwellfuturefood
- good for herdrake-von-drake
- utopian4
Florida woman fights to keep potty-trained pet alligator
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016…
Don't tread on me!
- vaxorcist1
- why does every youtube asshole talk like this?futuremongolian
- YouTube Personalities™instrmntl