florida is whack
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- PhanLo-1
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- i don't get it?sarahfailin
- I think his point is that the people in the Sahara are savages, but people in Florida are highly civilised. Obviously hasn't seen this thread.PhanLo
- half the US's eastern seaboard and west coast is aligned with the Sahara desert.hotroddy
- utopian2
3-foot sword found near victim killed in 'violent attack,' man arrested for murder
- Krull forehead tattoo? Awesome!lemmy_k
- klingonPonyBoy
- harry potter?GuyFawkes
- isle of mann triskeleBustySaintClaire
- I thought it was this: https://vignette.wik…jmckinno
- PhanLo4
- The “Florida Man” legend continues to grow.Ramanisky2
- liesimbecile
- ^yep fake news https://961kiss.ihea…PhanLo
- Didn't actually seem that crazy for Florida man stories.PhanLo
- "intiresting news"sarahfailin
- sounds real though.utopian
- is that horn?pango
- and all because of the damn blanket!Krassy
- news you don't want to know, fake or not.api
- only once with the cousin `?... he could do better!neverscared
- Sinead O’Connor?_niko
- @_niko nailed it! hahaKrassy
- jaylarson10
Enter “Florida man”, followed by your birthday. Enjoy the new meme
Mine was Florida man illegally possesses 200 lobsters.
- A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act.lemmy_k
- Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grillPhanLo
- FLORIDA MAN THROWS TOILET THROUGH SCHOOL BOARD BUILDING WINDOW IN ILLINOIS, IS ARRESTED SITTING ON ANOTHERFax_Benson
- florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in the face with a burritosarahfailin
- Florida Man declares jihad
PAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!Projectile - "February 3 Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" Well, duhhhhelahon
- "Florida man arrested for digging a key into child's face to discipline him."imbecile
- Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on firemonospaced
- FLorida man tries to use taco as ID after car catches fire at Taco Bell_niko
- 'Florida man shoots Facebook Live video from inside the eye of the hurricane'Continuity
- Florida Man Confesses to Cops, Says 'Jesus Told Me To' Drive Ferrari 360 Off Pier.helloeatbreathedrive
- freakin fantastic LOLLLhelloeatbreathedrive
- fucking gold florida!jaylarson
- Florida man put semen in coworker's water
LOLa_aachen - Florida man with AK-47 dead after shooting at cops near Miami airport... HILARIOUS!!!BK
- Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops saythumb_screws
- Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration
Man bit his girlfriend’s toddlers dozens of times, cops say. She’s in trouble, too.Cosmodrome - Florida man tries to escape police by jumping head-first through closed windowcolin_s
- Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissorsben_
- Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops sayben_
- had two bangers on my birthday.ben_
- "Florida man changes his name to Kraftwerk."NBQ00
- I have 2, I can't decide which is better..autoflavour
- "Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies"autoflavour
- "Deputies say 450-pound Florida man hid coke, pot under fat folds"autoflavour
- Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’dee-dubs
- Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoesvoxel1
- Florida Man High on Meth Jumps on Strangers' Cars, Surfs Themmaquito
- "Brave Florida man serves up hot dog lunch for alligators straight from his mouth"garbage
- mine is a Florida Man tribute: https://twitter.com/…renderedred
- "Forida man pleads guilty to sending bombs to trump critics."sea_sea
- PhanLo2
- its aaaall about you isn't it Martha Plimptoncannonball1978
- fooler0
Pipe bomb mailer could be in Florida
https://nypost.com/2018/10/25/se…
- utopian0
An ATM gave him ‘too much money.’
Michael Joseph Oleksik, 23, got “angry the ATM was giving him too much money and punched the ATM’s touch screen, the newspaper reports, causing more than $5,000 in damage to the pummeled machine.
- sarahfailin0
A Florida woman has been charged with prostitution after she agreed to perform a sexual act for $25 and chicken McNuggets, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.
Alex Direeno, 22, was arrested at 10:15 p.m. Tuesday and charged with prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia. She is being held at the Manatee County jail on bonds totaling $620.
Direeno walked out of the Marathon gas station in Bradenton and unknowingly waved at an undercover detective with the sheriff’s office Special Investigations Division who was talking to another woman, according to an arrest report. The detective told the other woman he was there to pick up Direeno, and Direeno got into his car.
As the undercover detective drove north on 14th Street West, he told her that he wanted oral sex and she agreed to do it for $25. As they briefly went back and forth on the price, she finally agreed to perform the act for $25 and Chicken McNuggets.
How many Chicken McNuggets was not specified in the report.
- so it started at $25, but she got $25, plus chicken McNuggets? Good job!dopepope
- Plus special sauce.monospaced
- lol monomoldero
- i was offered blow job for burger once... true story.pango
- GM2781
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“Greyhound Safety Act” bill has been introduced that would make it legal for the state’s racing dogs to have trace amounts of cocaine in their systems.
- hahahasince1979
- Say hello to my littl... SQUIRREL!!!prophetone