florida is whack
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- PhanLo2
- its aaaall about you isn't it Martha Plimptoncannonball1978
- utopian1
Teen allegedly raped neighbor, offered ‘yard work’ to make up for it
A Florida teen allegedly raped his neighbor at knifepoint while wearing a mask, then offered to make it up to his victim by “doing some yard work or by fixing something” around her house, according to an arrest report.
- utopian0
Video of workers beating up cows prompts Publix to suspend dairy farm shipments.
- fuckersGnash
- can't unsee. assholes.umbee54
- I saw something in the news like this years ago. Shocking!
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- GM2781
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“Greyhound Safety Act” bill has been introduced that would make it legal for the state’s racing dogs to have trace amounts of cocaine in their systems.
- hahahasince1979
- Say hello to my littl... SQUIRREL!!!prophetone
- sarahfailin1
FLORIDA MAN strikes again. This time, Florida man claims his florida-woman girlfriend choked to death while performing oral sex on him. He offered to show his penis to the jury as evidence. He did not report the death to police out of "embarrassment."Ultimately he was cleared of the murder because doctors were unable to determine how the woman died.
- utopian3
Driver stopped with alligator foot sticking out of dashboard.
It doesn't get much more "Florida" than this.
During a recent traffic stop in Loxahatchee, Florida, fish and wildlife officers found an alligator foot sticking out of the ashtray of a truck.
- sarahfailin3
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FLORIDA MAN punches George Zimmerman in the face for bragging about killing Trayvon Martin.
I guess being in Florida is a double-edged sword.
- vaxorcist1
- why does every youtube asshole talk like this?futuremongolian
- YouTube Personalities™instrmntl
- vaxorcist0
- terrible lazy writing. this show is so lamemarychain
- but he yells and speaks with an accent! so much win right?zenmasterfoo
- Disagree. Funny and pertinent social commentary.wagshaft
- Salarrue0
Florida Man Tries to Kiss Cottonmouth Snake, Hospitalized after Bite
- e-pill0
been part of new today and qbn since 2003..
been living in florida for the last 4 years...
met with CALLES and slept over..
..but still never met OSFA!!!
FLORIDA IS FUCKING WACK ASS GARBAGES!!!
..one size fits all.. MEH!!
- i met over 300+ net's in NYC alone
been to tons of NT related parties
co inspired with yayhooray/ nt wars..e-pill - .. never met OSFAe-pill
- MINUZEROSFAS!!!!e-pill
- in the cloudsorganicgrid
- truly it ise-pill
- yomonospaced
- i met over 300+ net's in NYC alone
- fooler0
Cherries Waffles Tennis, 19, was arrested in August after allegedly making fraudulent purchases at surf shops in Jupiter, Florida,
- Let's name our kid after three things we loveKnuckleberry
- Should've been Crack Heroin Pot Marie.OSFA
- Pabst Crabs Wheel of FortuneBH26
- CALLES0
Florida Woman on Crack Gives Birth in Motel, Bites off Umbilical Cord
A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.
Chrystal Hassell, 37, had checked into an Ocala, Fla., motel room with her boyfriend and her 11-month-old child, and proceeded to smoke crack for an entire day. Although she was only 7 months pregnant, she started going into labor.
Hassell's boyfriend, Vincent Terry, had left the motel to run an errand, so she delivered the baby herself in the motel bathtub, chewing through the umbilical cord with her teeth.
Afterward, she called Terry and asked him to come back, but he was pulled over for speeding on the way. An officer might have been understanding under the circumstances, but Terry was wanted for attempted murder in Colorado, News 13 reported.
Hassell waited an hour before calling 911, giving the baby breaths to keep it alive, investigators say. She's being charged with child neglect.
The unfortunate baby was airlifted to a Gainesville hospital in critical condition, and has been placed in foster care. Both parents are now in jail in Marion County.
- so sad... damn...ohhhhhsnap
- cuntmoldero
- Baby never stood a chance.omahadesigns
- She looks good for 37 though.omahadesigns
- lajj0
Florida man calls 911 after wife throws out beer
- ohhhhhsnap0
- oops http://www.huffingto…ohhhhhsnap
- shake dem tittiesmoldero
- fucken assholes. here is a clear case of not knowing your rights. so fucken demeaning. poor girl.sea_sea
- mg330
This was a big story when Zimmerman was acquitted.
They say that she left the house, went to her car, got a gun, then came back into the house and shot into the ceiling from what I remember. That wasn't standing her ground; it was premeditated from what I remember them saying.
- so what.ohhhhhsnap
- she was asking him to leave her house.ohhhhhsnap
- It wasn't standing her ground in the way that law exists. Not agreeing with it, but that's what happened.mg33
- are you forgetting his priors involving beating her? think it is absolutely standing your ground.doesnotexist