florida is whack
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So, here it goes...
- utopian3
18-year-old beats grandmother to death over beer, Florida police say.
- sarahfailin2
http://www.wftv.com/news/local/b…
FLORIDA MAN went to Busch Gardens where Pinky the flamingo was famous for dancing. He picked up the flamingo and threw it on the ground. His mother tried to get him to stop.“According to multiple witnesses, one, two, three, four, five witnesses, you threw the bird down to the ground with such force, the bird’s foot was nearly severed,” said the judge.
RIP Pinky...
- Trump sumpporterutopian
- ^ probably rightmoldero
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- utopian3
Mother shoots daughter she thought was intruder.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/30/us…
- sarahfailin0
- Floriduh??Ramanisky2
- haha yes indeed FloriDUHHHHRamanisky2
- that's a chicken, not a turkeyIRNlun6
- who can blame him. that's one sexy turkey.pango
- As one does.BK
- Ramanisky20
- awful.docpoz
- Homestead Job Corps students kill one of their own, burying him in a shallow grave, half-alive in the woods.sarahfailin
- savage fuckersdocpoz
- federal school, what you expect.yurimon
- Yeah, because the curriculum is just chock full of lessons on how to kill people. What the fuck is wrong with you?face_melter
- duckseason0
- "Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator."zaq
- dude apparently fell asleep on a george foreman grillprophetone
- fakest story i've ever readscarabin
- LOL PROPHETmoldero
- CALLES0
Is not that bad assholes. I mean I'm here and it's 80degres!
- Ramanisky21
Police in Florida opened fire on a suspect handcuffed in a patrol car after mistaking the sound of a falling ACORN for a gunshot.
Marquis Jackson, a 22-year-old black man, was trapped in the back seat of the vehicle and was forced to "play dead to prevent getting shot in the head".
Officers had arrested Mr. Jackson on the morning of Nov 12 on suspicion of stealing his girlfriend's car.
- PhanLo1
- Sounds about whiteRamanisky2
- Keeping Florida fascist!jmckinno
- neverscared1
‘I’m not wanted’: Florida universities hit by brain drain as academics fleeRon DeSantis’s slew of laws attacking teaching of race and gender issues sees state’s colleges struggle to fill faculty posts
With the start of the 2023-24 academic year only six weeks away, senior officials at New College of Florida (NCF) made a startling announcement in mid-July: 36 of the small honors college’s approximately 100 full-time teaching positions were vacant. The provost, Bradley Thiessen, described the number of faculty openings as “ridiculously high”, and the disclosure was the latest evidence of a brain drain afflicting colleges and universities throughout the Sunshine state.
- PhanLo0
- https://wsvn.com/new…PhanLo
- literally just came here to post this..
great minds think alikeautoflavour - :-)PhanLo
- Very productive.pango
- autoflavour1
im going say.. St Petersburg in Florida is hands down my favourite place I have been in the US.. Granted it was during a festival but it was so lovely.
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- I'm going there next week for a business trip.CyBrainX
- PhanLo-3
- do people resent Floridians like they do rich people?hotroddy
- not me personally. but they're like a bad reality tv show you just can't look away.pango
- ever been to florida pango?hotroddy
- I reckon Florida would be amazing to go and party in. Remember laughing with Irvie Welsh about how it was for retirees, but he was saying it was wild as he...PhanLo
- ...lived there and partied a lot.
My mate married a woman from NJ who had family there and he said they were all racist as fuck.PhanLo - Another mate went over for a painting event and some local graf beef kicked off and someone attacked the dude next to him with a machete, he went to help and...PhanLo
- ...some other dude appeared from nowhere with a gun so he ended up just sitting it out behind a wheelie bin.
He kept saying 'great place, but mental...'PhanLo - He also met a prostitute there who had lost an eye, who would charge men to stick their cock in the socket.
You'd probably respect her hustle Hotrods.PhanLo - Florida is so diverse and has so much to offer, it's impossible to call it one thing.hotroddy
- respect if you know irvine Welsh.hotroddy
- currently residing in Key Biscayne and swim 2k everyday along the coast. While I swim I see are throngs of thongs.hotroddy
- been to florida once. to work for a week. didn't party or tourist shit. the florida i know is from the internet. lolpango
- never been to florida. the florida i know is from the internets. lol2sted
- I lived there through half of high school. They hate non-whites, lgbtq folks, goths, and anyone with a three-digit IQ. It was such a fun timescarabin
- where in florida did you live?hotroddy
- kind of broad generalization when key west and miami beach is practically gay and half the state is hispanic, puerto rican, guatemalans, hatians, etchotroddy
- True. I was in the panhandle. Panama city. Redneck centralscarabin
- the redneck riviera? thats not florida. that's alabama deep southhotroddy
- and 5% of populationhotroddy
- the redneck riviera is the next development boom. beautiful beaches for half the property pricehotroddy
- Thought we talking about Florida people.
I don't know much about Florida. I just know Internet's Florida is very entertainingpango - I’ve been once and we had a great time with the family. My vision of Florida was akin to “the Florida project” it was sort of like that but a lot nicer_niko
- wait..... hotroddy's an florida man? lolpango
- I live in cali but better to live as a Florida man than some one who bitches about the name of their province yet enjoys the privileges granted by said provincehotroddy
- Lol that's the only thing you got? "I think there could be a more fitting name" vs "meme people laugh at"pango
- Of all the stupid shit I said that's the one you think it's gonna get to me? Lolpango
- i'm pretty sure i've said a lot of actually embarrassing stuffspango
- I agree, you have. I was trying to be nice by not mentioning the worse ones. :)hotroddy
- lol right. be nice right after you just said some dumb shit. although it stays true to you rather be a laughing stock than have an opinion lolpango
- and for the record. i paid for those privileges. it's straight up illegal for them to deny me of my right. including criticizing it's name. if their feelingspango
- hurt, they can stop taking my money anytime. but they won't. cuz they're not little bitch like you who can't take criticism lolpango
- are you a Canadian citizen now? Congrats.
I'm sure you command large fees and you are a significant tax contributor. They are lucky to have you.hotroddy - they better be! our population can't sustain it self.pango