florida is whack
florida is whack
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- PhanLo0
- Found the propeller!utopian
- kid looks like he's 14 w/ tattoossarahfailin
- zaq2
- mine was:
A 70-year-old man has been accused of slamming a child to the ground at a playground after yelling that kids were making too much noise.zaq - Oh, I like mine:
'Florida Man Accused Of Forcing Alligator To Drink Beer'Continuity - Florida man spit food into woman’s mouth during road rage incidentdmay
- Florida man fatally shoots mom after he ‘lost it’ over argument about orange juicealiastime
- Florida man willingly gives out all his personal details and gets robbed and blackmailed by strangers on the internet.sted
- Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar.Wordsworth
- Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrestedKrassy
- Florida Man Tries to Trade Back Vehicle He StoleKrassy
- Florida Man Arrested, Accused Of Giving Girlfriend A Wet Willyutopian
- Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Websiterobotinc
- Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't Hisbezoar
- Police say a 29-year-old South Florida man shot his mother following an argument over orange juicemort_
- San Francisco police arrest man suspected of slashing victim’s face for refusing to give him money. Works for most cities.Chimp
- Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Anothermilfhunter
- Florida Man Throws Baby At Deputy Following Wild High-Speed Chase.fooler
- Dec 5:
Florida Man Leaving Strip Club Runs Himself Over With His Own Truck
I win!nbq - Florida man pulls gun on chief’s daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks, police sayrzu-rzu
- Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over strawYakuZoku
- Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex5timuli
- A Florida man was arrested Sunday for reportedly dropping off a child on the side of the road because he thought he was gay.Twist_Me_A_Dizzy
- Florida man attacked by a 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts.hotroddy
- https://arstechnica.…garbage
- I hid meth in my penis, apparently.Nairn
- again.Nairn
- Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target_niko
- Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish WebsiteMrT
- a strong late entry!MrT
- Florida woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended manOP31
- dmay and I share the same bday? :)
"Florida man is accused of spitting food into a woman's mouth following a road rage incident." LOLsea_sea - Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after himcolin_s
- Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops sayantimotion
- Florida man charged with murder after body parts found in a bayemphor
- This one is better: Florida man tells police wind blew bag of cocaine into caremphor
- https://wsvn.com/new…CyBrainX
- Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still workedPhanLo
- FLORIDA MAN WITH NO ARMS CHARGED WITH STABBING CHICAGO TOURISTHayoth
- Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For ‘Anything That Would Kill 200 People’Beeswax
- Wordsworth and I have the same birthday.Graviton
- Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penisadrok
- Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald'sdesmo
- Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Respondersduckseason
- Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito WTF! HAHAHAwagshaft
- ‘I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine:’ Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card, deputies sayBennn
- Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enoughjagara
- Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of barmathinc
- An angry Florida man pulled a gun on a drive-thru worker because they forget the cream cheese with his bagel, ... June 19Hayzilla
- Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for speedingBuddhaHat
- Florida man hits woman with his groin in Targetpango
- mine was:
- PhanLo0
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OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. – Two men stealing a pizza and several packs of Pokémon cards from a Target led to a deadly deputy shooting Wednesday night, records obtained by News 6 Thursday revealed.According to a charging affidavit for two men facing petit theft charges after the shooting at the Target located at 4795 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway.
Deputies said the men — Edwin Lowe, 19, and Michael Samuel Gomez, 18 — were seen entering the store, selecting an empty bag and loading it with packs of Pokémon cards and a pizza.
- https://www.clickorl…imbecile
- Multiple units attempted to make contact with the Audi, which ultimately led to two deputies opening fire, killing one man.imbecile
- Imagine getting shot dead over Pokemon cards. What a bunch of losers.
Apparently the mall were funny about selling them because it led to trouble.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯PhanLo - petit theft?sarahfailin
- very small theft, micro petit. HehePhanLo
- Seems light.. county over from me tho.hydro74
- Don't get any ideas about stealing pizza Hydro or you get shot down.
Gotta catch em all!PhanLo - dont mess with those pokemon fanaticspango
- utopian4
- Why won’t anyone post a screenshot of one of these math booksnb
- Don’t they have to at least outline what they objected to?Gnash
- Florida is special. Like drinking heavily when pregnant special.PhanLo
- @nb https://s3.documentc…garbage
- They’re gonna look real silly if there’s nothing to there. Hopefully they include detailsGnash
- I hated my kids math curriculum, and so did their teachers. Sent both my kids to math tutors all through schoolGnash
- Ramanisky20
- They're not even remotely trying to hide it anymore. Fascist morons.BuddhaHat
- Let’s go BranonRamanisky2
- Lets Go Russel BrandGuyFawkes
- You idiots fall for anythingHayoth
- Hayoth look! The actual Nazi symbol you've been looking for all these years!pango
- Hayomook yard sale signs.utopian
- ANTIFA!!!oey_oey
- brandon for president?sarahfailin
- Ramanisky23
- But what about his 2nd Amendment rights?utopian
- Dat dood SchizoGuyFawkes
- ComedyPhanLo
- Jesus!davey_g
- Dude's name is Popper. Pop pop@#@!ShenanigansTV
- the real dumb move was turning himself into police and giving them the dash cam vid...sarahfailin
- Ramanisky20
welcome to Orlando
- Disney World?fadein11
- ^ The new White Power ride is off the hookRamanisky2
- "No more Jews" "White power" "White power when you think it" "White power Is when you live it"....you also had people that were very fine people, on both sides.utopian
- Heading to a gulagOBBTKN
- PhanLo1
- I googled that title and although it's a joke, the worst Florida related headline was that a grandfather impregnated his 13 year old grand daughter. FFSPhanLo
- so this is a fake florida man spider story or florida spider man fake storysted
- Fake spider sex. Florida man headlines just seem to mostly involve impregnating underage children sadly.PhanLo