florida is whack
florida is whack
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- _niko8
Not an Onion article:
Principal fired after Florida students shown Michelangelo statue
- ahahaha :D:D these people are fucking idiotssted
- what a sad countryutopian
- The fact Michelangelo chiseled a grower, not a shower, is fucking beyond mecrazyprick
- Stupid Stupid Stupid. It's a matter of survival that states that can, do secede from this nonsense. The differences are irreconcilable.CyBrainX
- what the fuck is in the water over in Florida?inteliboy
- "parents are entitled to know anytime their child is being taught a controversial topic and picture" hahahahainteliboy
- the anti-woke mind virus is strong...neverscared
- I'm sure if Davids penis was a gun instead they would have no objections.fooler
- Dumb fucks.jagara
- PhanLo0
- https://wsvn.com/new…PhanLo
- literally just came here to post this..
great minds think alikeautoflavour - :-)PhanLo
- Very productive.pango
- PhanLo0
- Holy shitcrazyprick
- The lord works in mysterious ways.utopian
- fooler1
My mom moved to Naples Florida about 20 years ago. She moved to New Mexico about 10 years ago because she thought there were too many "old people" in Florida. She was 70 when she moved out of there.
- autoflavour1
im going say.. St Petersburg in Florida is hands down my favourite place I have been in the US.. Granted it was during a festival but it was so lovely.
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- I'm going there next week for a business trip.CyBrainX
- utopian0
Woman dressed like superhero among 2 charged with imprisoning minor.
- "Investigators did not explain why the woman was dressed that way."OBBTKN
- thiccautoflavour
- PhanLo-1
- PhanLo-3
- PhanLo-3
- do people resent Floridians like they do rich people?hotroddy
- not me personally. but they're like a bad reality tv show you just can't look away.pango
- ever been to florida pango?hotroddy
- I reckon Florida would be amazing to go and party in. Remember laughing with Irvie Welsh about how it was for retirees, but he was saying it was wild as he...PhanLo
- ...lived there and partied a lot.
My mate married a woman from NJ who had family there and he said they were all racist as fuck.PhanLo - Another mate went over for a painting event and some local graf beef kicked off and someone attacked the dude next to him with a machete, he went to help and...PhanLo
- ...some other dude appeared from nowhere with a gun so he ended up just sitting it out behind a wheelie bin.
He kept saying 'great place, but mental...'PhanLo - He also met a prostitute there who had lost an eye, who would charge men to stick their cock in the socket.
You'd probably respect her hustle Hotrods.PhanLo - Florida is so diverse and has so much to offer, it's impossible to call it one thing.hotroddy
- respect if you know irvine Welsh.hotroddy
- currently residing in Key Biscayne and swim 2k everyday along the coast. While I swim I see are throngs of thongs.hotroddy
- been to florida once. to work for a week. didn't party or tourist shit. the florida i know is from the internet. lolpango
- never been to florida. the florida i know is from the internets. lol2sted
- I lived there through half of high school. They hate non-whites, lgbtq folks, goths, and anyone with a three-digit IQ. It was such a fun timescarabin
- where in florida did you live?hotroddy
- kind of broad generalization when key west and miami beach is practically gay and half the state is hispanic, puerto rican, guatemalans, hatians, etchotroddy
- True. I was in the panhandle. Panama city. Redneck centralscarabin
- the redneck riviera? thats not florida. that's alabama deep southhotroddy
- and 5% of populationhotroddy
- the redneck riviera is the next development boom. beautiful beaches for half the property pricehotroddy
- Thought we talking about Florida people.
I don't know much about Florida. I just know Internet's Florida is very entertainingpango - I’ve been once and we had a great time with the family. My vision of Florida was akin to “the Florida project” it was sort of like that but a lot nicer_niko
- wait..... hotroddy's an florida man? lolpango
- I live in cali but better to live as a Florida man than some one who bitches about the name of their province yet enjoys the privileges granted by said provincehotroddy
- Lol that's the only thing you got? "I think there could be a more fitting name" vs "meme people laugh at"pango
- Of all the stupid shit I said that's the one you think it's gonna get to me? Lolpango
- i'm pretty sure i've said a lot of actually embarrassing stuffspango
- I agree, you have. I was trying to be nice by not mentioning the worse ones. :)hotroddy
- lol right. be nice right after you just said some dumb shit. although it stays true to you rather be a laughing stock than have an opinion lolpango
- and for the record. i paid for those privileges. it's straight up illegal for them to deny me of my right. including criticizing it's name. if their feelingspango
- hurt, they can stop taking my money anytime. but they won't. cuz they're not little bitch like you who can't take criticism lolpango
- are you a Canadian citizen now? Congrats.
I'm sure you command large fees and you are a significant tax contributor. They are lucky to have you.hotroddy - they better be! our population can't sustain it self.pango
- utopian-1
- utopian1
- isn't this the guy from the pizza reviews?!
https://www.youtube.…milfhunter
- isn't this the guy from the pizza reviews?!