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- Gardener1
- Jay Chris is a trollcunt
Jay Chris is a trollcunt
Jay Chris is a trollcuntProjectile - The ellipsis thoi_monk
- Lolz @i_monk!ideaist
- A better analogy would be “my sedan is a coupe” or some such event that would require some labor to make a change.imbecile
- Because a car is a car and a dedicated enough individual could bolt on enough Mercedes parts to a Kia to confuse anyone.imbecile
- trans women are trans women is correct.
Trans women are wannabe women is also correct._niko - a car isn't a social construct you idiotsdoesnotexist
- Biology isn't a social construct.i_monk
- Social constructs are a figment of your imaginationimbecile
- Not a cultGnash
- Your kia is a nokiapango
- we are all womenneverscared
- Shouting something 4 times makes it truejagara
- Trans is an illusion and will always be.stewart
- it's the ALL CAPS that makes it factualKrassy
- Dr Julia Shaw is the trans woman we all need to transition intofuturefood
- MY KIA IS A WOMANNonEntity
- Trans women are a category of "women". But they are not authentic women.cannonball1978
- ...but let's treat all people with respect regardless of our opinions.jagara
- Chicks with dickscrazyprick
- They are a category of men.i_monk
- well not entirely wrong. didn't men just mean people in old english?pango
- They're still men in modern English. Putting on a dress, changing your name, doing hormones, or simply declaring they aren't one doesn't stop them being men.i_monk
- Yes all women are men.pango
- Jay Chris is a trollcunt
- mort_12
- It doesn’t get worse with every wordnb
- Did he not expect Fallon to follow Jimmy or Jimmy to follow withnb
- Jimmy Fallon really isn't funny, not sure why he's famous.PhanLo
- He recently and deservedly starred in the punches for thread.mort_
- next level meta shit right there.utopian
- They lost me at fallonscarabin
- Miesfan10
- Ha was just about to post this_niko
- Hingle McCringleberrypalimpsest
- https://pbs.twimg.co…Gnash
- i have a mate whos a cross-country runner and this just looks like someone typed his name in DALL-E minikingsteven
- Jackmerius Tacktheritrixsection_014
- I think we've seen these faces in many movies already?grafician
- Rockin the Half-StacheAkagiyama
- hydro747
- Don Quixote was published when Miguel de Cervantes was 58.uan
- Cervantes finished writing it when he was 24.palimpsest
- ridley scott was 40 when he made his first feature film... didnt end well for michael jackson ..neverscared
- donald trump will be 80 when he becomes pres. the second timeneverscared
- A.I. One Click Design Bot 3000™ agrees with this statementprophetone
- Bukowski was 50 spmething_niko
- The Northern Boys though...stewart
- Yeah, the Northern Boys. Can they write our new jingle?garbage
- Van Gogh was dead when he got successfulspl33nidoru
- Who gives a shit about young adult pop culture anyways!toemaas
- Haha, those Northern Boys blow this out of the water. You can do so much, don’t let age drag you downIanbolton
- imbecile12
- and indefinite overcrowding is a feature of socialism.hotroddy
- who brought socialism up?MrT
- If capitalism only sounds good next to something else, capitalism isn't good.i_monk
- and the internet is a smart place, brodoesnotexist
- it's always going to be silly framed as a binary choice. And capitalism has different stages, eg. Henry Ford's version was not like Jeff Bezos'.MrT
- Actual scarcity is a feature of controlled markets.BabySnakes
- Wolfboy12
- utopian5
- add the Jewish laser to the listzaq
- And many more things to come!
- Prophet Marjorienb - Fuck me...this is actually real.BusterBoy
- Can't be real, oh my...OBBTKN
- Sending us eclipses? Surely they were explained in junior school? Mad Marj is mentalIanbolton
- So easy even a cavewoman can do itRamanisky2
- Extreme white racism Christian radical terrorism cult should not be allowed in government. This backwards thinking is everything wrong with the world.monospaced
- Vote Trump if you don’t want to experience natural phenomena like eclipses and earthquakes in the USA. MAGAmonospaced
- And to think this cunt has the audacity to criticize Islam. That kind of fucktardery is like death boy stupid.monospaced
- The ego, to think that god cares about heromahadesigns
- The absolute fucking idiocy to think there’s a god at all.monospaced
- I’ll wait for the swarm of locusts or raining frogs before I’m convinced_niko
- Also, fucking lunatics_niko
- Anyone who looks around the charred remains of the American cultural landscape and thinks ‘christianity, thats the problem’ is completely out of touch w realityhotroddy
- *equally out of touch., and is no different than this bitchhotroddy
- God's real though. Haven't we been over this a million times? Amateur atheism is so embarrassing for the rest of us.garbage
- lol , no such thing as amateur atheism. It’s a binary concept. Obviously there’s nothing to indicate any god is real, let alone whatever one you are referring tmonospaced
- And I can easily point to Christianity as the source for continuing decline in so many social, moral and political spheres, which are making this a shithole.monospaced
- MGT having a position of power for one, is a perfect example.monospaced
- If you can’t wrap your mind around how deplorable and destructive the current alt right political movement is, you’re as bad as them, and a moron of course.monospaced
- Supernatural beings have no place in politics or frankly any business involving grown ups.monospaced
- I still think it's hilarious that you're not getting it, it's PHI101 levels of thought. God exists as a concept to billions, so God is real.garbage
- There's no bearded man in the sky, but he is real in that he bothers you, and people worship him. I'm not the moron hear.garbage
- Call me when you've studied the works of Baudrillard and understood the basics of simulacrum, or the idea of how hyper ealism is a god of it's own.garbage
- So yeah, you are an immature atheist because you're deaf when in comes to really basic when it comes to your non-faith.garbage
- The fact that you react like a child to any criticism is.. suggestive. Don't you work in advertising? Surely you've read McLuhan and know that test story.garbage
- One does not have to believe in God to believe in God. The amateur atheist is the one who goes "PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN GOD ARE DUMB", which is what you do.garbage
- It's a flavor that is reactionary and pat-on-the-back. Children learn that Santa isn't real, it's not a big achievement.garbage
- also fitting "I'm not the moron hear". Bless my phone.garbage
- I have no faith. I just don’t believe in gods. It’s not more complicated than that, and if you think it is you’re just a naive confused little puppy bitch.monospaced
- And if you argue that atheism is in any way like a faith, you’re just stupid. So don’t even start with that immature or amateur nonsense.monospaced
- I don't know how you don't get a concept as simple as "faith in no gods is a faith in itself." It shows that you've got zero intellectual curiosity.garbage
- I'm talking to a child, and that's my fault.garbage
- Bluejam10
- hahahahaPhanLo
- That was painful to read.Continuity
- today's mentality in a nutshelldbloc
- ^Today's mentality is to assume red box is a genuine fool and not just a crap troll? Purposeful ignorant assumptions so we can all have some togetherLOLs?PeterPancake
- <^LOLPeterPancake
- Shoulda have know at 'Buzerk'necromation
- I lol at your hope that the ignorantly stupid are informed trollsimbecile
- back in my day, we had a certain thing called pre-LOL scrutinyPeterPancake
- ^^^^^Purposefully*PeterPancake
- Poe's Law.garbage
- Gardener6
- I though you had to pay extra for that feature_niko
- Marilyn Manson 2.0utopian
- and so it begins... We need to protect Sarah Conner!hydro74
- Fetish nr 40828drgs
- Sounds like the new Cyberpunk 2077 DLC...elahon
- lol @_nikoskinny_puppy
- i don't think its a coding error. just another setting.milfhunter
- ^just costs a little extrasarahfailin
- I know some folks who’d pay more $ for that specific batch :Pmaquito
- Those models have a higher resale valueYakuZoku
- Gardener9
- Sack the lookoutPhanLo
- aaaand its gonemilfhunter
- You're Gonna Need a Bigger Drone!utopian
- https://www.tiktok.c…elahon
- Wasn't this cgi?Nairn
- so attempted second degree murder, possiblyprophetone
- lol idiotsYakuZoku
- Whoah comment spam niceprophetone
- Ramanisky213
- Awe, so sweet. Just what the world needs more apathetic parents. But it is funny in a way!canoe
- pro life peoplenbq
- there’s no parent alive that hasn’t thought this on a semi regular basis, and it’s a funny ass jokemonospaced
- PhanLo9
- lolfadein11
- Fake news according to the USA Today https://www.usatoday…nb
- fake news according to Dean Browning you mean.fadein11
- https://www.dailymai…PhanLo
- I think it is meant to be bants?PhanLo
- True. Fake news according to embarrassed mannb
- Haha, what a doucheGnash
- Legend! I occasionally pretend to be having a serious conversation with friends, and then end with "I'm a black gay guy".garbage
- It's the new way to Bel-Air somebody.garbage
- Maybe he identifies as black gay guy? You are what you identify as.jagara
- Nah, it's even funnier than that. He accidentally and incompetently quoted a burner account that was always running to his defense.garbage
- Because he's old and stupid as shit. The funniest part is that he's quoting a sock account named "Dan Purdy".garbage
- Dan Purdy was a burner account used by Byl Holte, who is Patti LaBelle's wackado adopted son.garbage
- lol @ a gay black guy supporting trumpmonospaced
- imbecile10
- Just can't win.Continuity
- This isn't even satire.i_monk
- I'm sorry to break it to you...palimpsest
- Don’t forget white. Straight white man. The devil himself._niko
- Nothing fights opression like a hashtag. Go Tits!MrT
- https://www.spiked-o…PonyBoy
- I know it's a satire account, but trans activists really do think trans men are part of the patriarchy etc etc etc. That's the point of the account, airing thisi_monk
- sort of nonsense.i_monk
- yeah... I get it :) I was just sharing the story by Titania if anyone was curiousPonyBoy
- PhanLo9
- good analogy.ApeRobot
- I felt this oneBuddhaHat
- Hello last 12 years of my life.Nairn
- thats why i have 5 characters in Diablo IIIBennn
- I should have saved more when I was younger and had more to save.monospaced
- I have been saving all these guns and now I realize I'll never used them.err
- yuprzu-rzu
- well, the game was not perfect to start with, but gets worse and worse with each new mandatory updaterzu-rzu
- Nairn9
- hehe poor nannaPhanLo
- But gam gam was a huge ball gobbler back in her day ... sooooo.Ramanisky2
- If nan enjoys watching you gobble balls there's nothing you can do about it. She's the one in heaven, that's what heaven is for. It's not about you.palimpsest
- hahahaNairn
- ^LolPhanLo
- lol. Same notion with Amazon, Siri, or Google. How much naughty shit have they seen/heard??MondoMorphic
- Pretty sus that our mouths are juuust the right size for gobbling balls... *looks at god*scarabin
- “Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you”Ianbolton
- Bluejam6
- https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- Blaming “the internet” is ridiculous.nb
- Dat.grafician
- we just learned how many stupid people actually exist.renderedred
- the first onecherub
- A horrible synergy.jagara
- the internet was 'ok' before social networkshotroddy
- We now know everything almost immediately..of course that affects our view of thingsdkoblesky
- A negative feedback loop is what it is.islandbridge
- this tweet is a ripoff of ronny chieng's joke about the internetGuyFawkes
- palimpsest5
- The French are not happy.palimpsest
- AP: The government of the Snail-eating snobbish dicks moved forward with a fiercely contested pensions reform plan that would raise the retirement age to 64sted
- You say snail-eating as if it was a bad thing.palimpsest
- Also: the government is not the people.palimpsest
- "Also: the government is not people".
Clearly, they've all been vaxxed.Nairn - *The government is not the not-people?
Tomato/tomahto.palimpsest - I'd vote for tomato.Continuity
- Ha, tweet deletedGnash
- What about The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?Wordsworth
- They took it down because people suffering from Frenchness found it offensive.palimpsest
- Some of my closest friends have frenchinessGnash
- What's the alternative expression for the French?drgs
- I have a wife with frenchiness. She's not going to be happy. Is there a vaccine?Morning_star
- Le french_niko
- People of French persuasion?_niko
- People that identify as French?_niko
- Cheese eating surrendering monkeys?_niko
- FrogsMorning_star
- Assigned French at birth. But even that is controversial.palimpsest
- Damn lol missed that one_niko
- Yeah, its vague. So "Snail-eating slobbish dicks" would be specific enough?sted
- I bet The pUtopian framed this Right after he gorged himself on the CNNHayoth
- PhanLo4
- Poor kidOBBTKN
- She can hold me like that any timeNBQ00
- ^oey_oey
- 'hold me like a hand bag baby'PhanLo
- I have the exact same black pug!nbq
- I have the exact same white baby!nb
- @nb for the right amount of money she would hold both like a bag.sted
- Dafuggs a emrata?sab
- some kinda rat?pango
- LOLsab
- hold it like a dolce&banana bag...neverscared
- The kid is gonna grow up shaped like a candy canescarabin
- OBBTKN7
- “I could understand it if they had just swapped red for green. But why on earth have they got that many colours? It’s a load of old bollocks. It’s just a mess.”PhanLo
- he's not wronghans_glib
- This is why you shouldn't listen to some feedback:
"the Guardian said the arrows on uniforms made female staff look like “prim old-fashioned convicts”.Chimp - because meanwhile they invented color television.uan
- He does sound a little full of himself.Nairn
- Was the logo redesign outsourced to India?utopian
- good for him, he doesn't sound full of himself!shapesalad
- he's got thoughts, values & opinions, unlike the woke brigade that need safe spaces and no strong opinions in case they 'offend' someone.shapesalad
- I hate that if you have any strong opinion these days you're told you have an ego and are full of your self. Fuck off non offending group thought thinkers.shapesalad
- lol wut? he's talking about a logo he designed decades ago not, as you wouold probably like, gunning down immigrants.face_melter
- Did you read the whole article, shape? I was basing that off the entiriety, not his whinging. Intersting to know that I'm now woke though. That's a surprise.Nairn
- Mind you, I can see where your empathy for him comes from, being another doddering irrelevancy whose past years are long past.Nairn
- nngh, *best yearsNairn
- Gardener11