Shit Co-Workers Say
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- 20020
I hear this a lot.
- And that bitch needs a mushroom bruise on her forehead.brandon_phillip
- 20020
I have been living "Office Space" life style for many years.
- mg330
Did you know that I've seen Office Space probably about 50+ times, only it was only the last time I saw it that I learned that he was actually hypnotized? I just thought he genuinely stopped giving a shit.
- see_thru0
Put some left over chicken bits in a sealy bag...
Pop some holes in it to let out the stink...
Tape it under the persons chair or to the back of their desk.- that is the most disgusting smell in existence after it rots... toss in some broccoli for extra measure and hatemonospaced
- Broccoli as a weapon. Interesting....see_thru
- 20020
Hide chicken bones around the office. Find a heater and insert.
- scarabin0
ouch
- elDoctor0
That guy deserves a COCK punch!
- insert "chick" for guy and "FUPU" for "cock"fooler
- totally, you can just tell this is a girl thing to domonospaced
- monospaced0
Tell 'em to find their own fucking business. Someone said something like that to me once and I explained that since I get all my work done (and then some) and often work after I get home that my coming-and-going from the office was the least of their worries. I would send a note to the President warning that "Not Your Manager" was wasting valuable time in the office sending frivolous notes to you instead of getting their work done.
- bulletfactory0
Wow - a fucking tattletale. What a horrible and petty bitch.
- dibec0
wow. just wow.
- bulletfactory0
Reply (CC: President)
Hey, looks like you you're sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.
As a courtesy to folks here, the next time I have an off-site meeting discussing new clients during normal business hours, I'll be sure to check with you first.
Signed, Still None of Your Business
- CanHasQBN0
kick him in his pussy.
- fooler0
funny thing is that the people who actually do manage me were aware I had to leave a few hours early so she did actually look like "a fucking tatteltale".
I feel like that Chris Rock skit but i'm a dude working with mostly chicks...
''l told you that bitch crazy.'' You know why?
'Cause every woman's got another woman
at her job that she can't stand.
Women, y'all exaggerate everything.
You turn it into some Dynasty shit, like:
''She's trying to destroy me!''
- Fax_Benson0
Unless you're a child minder or an air traffic controller or something, that's outrageous.
And what kind of dickhead uses phrases like 'as a courtesy to folks' and 'heads up' and 'normal business hours'?
- BonSeff0
Reply (CC: President)
Hey, looks like you're a cunt.
As a courtesy to folks here, thanks for letting us know you're a cunt.
Signed,
GFYS
- elDoctor0
Reply (CC: President)
Don't sleep tonight.
- 74LEO0
tongue punch to the fart box!