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- fooler2
Thanks for the pardon QBN.
Let all confess what we did to get banned and promise we learned our lessons and will never do it again.you first....
- prophetone0
too much scarlett johansson. or not enough?
- oddslob2
I picked a fight with a man named quack.
- e-pill0
the first time i was banned was back in 2004 i think it was.. i had bumped all the anthology threads and all the Newstoday titled threads and banishment came quickly..
but prior to all that when there were pink guards.. vena specifically had given me tons of strikes for really no reasons and thus after 3 of them i was banned and this happened like 4 times..
but if you really want to the 1st time was back in 2003.. i had asked what a strike was and what it did. and jason k, kritofer and vena each handed me a strike at the same moment and i was banned..
all on this name..
there i confess..
- *Folkert instead of kristofer or leave it n just add Folkert...
3 strikes in a few seconds..e-pill - :)********
- *Folkert instead of kristofer or leave it n just add Folkert...
- monospaced0
wish I could
- tymeframe0
I have one strike, dates back to 2005 I think. Something having to do with a psb and an advertiser.
- drgs-5
I hate all people who limp or walk in a funny way. I automatically assume they are retarded. Especially old people who sway from side to side and sort of lean forward as they walk, like penguins. I just want to knock them down.
I don't know where this anger comes from.- scientifically speaking, if someone appears ill/diseased/disable... we are naturally repulsed - they could be contagious - it's a survival tactic.shapesalad
- of course that isn't PC to say. And many disabled people are not contagious etc. But biologically speaking, out intuition evolved to avoid such people.shapesalad
- modern science tells us they are ok - so we can try to now evolve out that natural reaction.shapesalad
- Once you become aware of how it works, it looses its effect. Thank you for thisdrgs
- pango1
I'VE LEARNED NOTHING!!
- fooler20
I realized after 8 years I never did my confession...
I was making disparaging comments about President GW Bush before we had a Politics thread. I got a warning for that but think I got banned because I accused QBN of being run by right winged conservatives that were infringing on my first amendment rights.
Another time back when it was fashionable to make another thread with a very similar title like Making Beats/Baking Meats someone started a "Got Weed" thread. This was way before we had 3.0 versions of the Ganja Thread and I started a "Got Meth" thread as a joke. I guess the QBN gods didn't think it was funny and I got another warning.
Sorry QBN. I've learned my lessons and promise never to do anything like that again.
- ok all forgiven if you open the
QBN Mental Club
thread.sted
- ok all forgiven if you open the
- kona13
Years ago I got fed up with the Politics talk and decided to take action. So, I created a fake username to troll QBN.
I painstakingly wrote an immense script, and created an AI bot to post Political talk.
The bot's script was written to post the most ignorant, useless, racist, and sexist comments possible. The bot originally was programmed with an IQ of 15, but it would only post nascar, monster energy drink, and marlboro references speaking like a 2 year old with a mouth full of bubblegum. so I had to bump it up to 25. It was a slight improvement.
robotron3k was born.
For this I apologize.
- I removed the word gullible from all dictionaries.shapesalad
- Robot Ron
Ron Swanson in a Tron suittangoxray3 - hahahagarbage
- ********-2
Honestly, I always thought it was spelled/pronounced Plutonic.