Google Me!

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    I had to move into another language
    Mine was too small too poor too lazy
    Too beautiful but self-destructive
    In an old-fashioned romantic way
    The words grew to fight with each other
    And die on cyber battle fields
    Defeated by the God of Internet
    And the American Dream always reborn
    Out of the ash of our daily nightmares
    Google me! Google me!

    Everyone I know googles me now
    Google is my proof that I exist
    I think therefore I am?
    No. I have a website therefore I am.
    I actually don’t have a website
    That’s why I really needed to move into the
    English language
    So people who google me can understand who I am
    And what I am doing
    On this noisy earth
    I called the movers to help me
    No one answered
    But I must say that
    The voice of the machine answering my call
    Was really sweet
    She said
    Thank you for calling Global Movers
    You need a passport
    You need a visa
    You need to wait in line at the American Embassy
    In Bucharest
    You need to get up early
    There are people waiting since last night
    Sleeping on the sidewalk across the Embassy
    You can’t stay on the same side
    There are guards guarding
    And you don’t have an American passport
    So thank you for calling and try again
    During our office hours
    Although we don’t actually have office hours
    We are an internet company
    Visit our website you can travel
    Wherever you want
    On our website
    We are looking forward to your feedback
    Write it down on www.globalmoversblogs.com
    So why do I need to move at all?
    Why do I need to travel?
    There’s a McDonalds on my block in Bucharest
    There’s a cinema with Hollywood movies
    Two blocks away
    I’ve got a laptop a DVD player an American
    Dishwashing machine
    Everything is fine
    Global Movers I don’t need you
    I’ll just stay here
    In my small Romanian apartment.
    I’ll google everything and everybody
    I’ll live a full life
    In English without subtitles
    And I’ll never move
    I’ll never talk
    But I will have a funny screen name
    Like Peaches-in-the-sun or Hole-in-the-flag

    Saviana Stanescu
    http://www.saviana.com/yahoo_sit…

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  • bulletfactory0

    tl;dr

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