Cold and Flu Remedies ...
- Started
- Last post
- 18 Responses
- ********
Know anything that works?
- bigtrick0
decapitation?
- ********0
a blow job?
- SteveJobs0
take a bath, wrap a hot towel around your head... have some soup
- brandelec0
garlic
cut it in half
stuff into cheek
sit in a sauna for 5 minutes
spit it out
take a cold shower- also works for exorcisms.********
- @canhas: perfect!bigtrick
- HahahaFabricio
- hehehe********
- I think you're in the wrong thread! try 'meanwhile in Sweden' threadmissus_dita
- also works for exorcisms.
- bukka0
- Put your toothbrush in a glass of hydrogen peroxide. This will keep you from reinfecting yourself.********
- << hadn't thought of that one********
- couldnt you put it in a microwave as well?********
- Put your toothbrush in a glass of hydrogen peroxide. This will keep you from reinfecting yourself.
- Taschen0
Nyquil works for me
- ********0
vitamine c overdose and lots of napping
- ItalianStallion0
Wash your feet with soap in hot water, dry them then wear wet cotton socks under a pair of wool socks and go to sleep.
- SteveJobs0
a loaf of bread, a bottle of milk, and a stick of buttuh
- sikma0
Nothing. Just time.
- bigtrick0
take a steak, roll it into a tube, tie together with catgut (twine if you don't have catgut). undress, then bring a chair in front of a mirror. straddle the chair backwards, facing the mirror. now, carefully insert one of your fingers inside the steak. fill the steak-tube with toothpaste, and gently use your other hand to squeeze out the meaty toothpaste on your forehead.
then deposit the steak on your genitalia, and chant "bozo, bozo, bozo" while flexing all your muscles.
- Continuity0
Hot soup, aspirin, rest and time. And Bob's your uncle.
- ukit0
Nothing but drugs will help stave off the effects til you recover
- ********0
If you are just coming on with a cold, the sinus and stuffed nose kind, snort salted water through your nose and out and it'll clear the mucus out and the virus. If you do this before it gets bad you won't get sick, if you're already sick it might help it spread.
- missus_dita0
Plenty of fluids - fresh orange, water and herbal tea. Wrap up warm and sweat it out, some paracetamol and most importantly, chill out - hope you feel better soon :o)
- offpixel0
half a bottle of whiskey.
- ********0
order a nice massage.
- CALLES0
whiskey