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I just bought 15,000 of these at half price, keeping them in a warehouse in Taiwan. Any tips on how I can market them on the internet, with design?
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- detritus0
Is there no limit to our species' ingenuity?
- Amicus0
Did you also get a good price on steak knives?
- airey0
looking at this obviously ingenious and important device i can't help but laugh at those of our species who say that we've wasted millions (or 5000 depending on your view) years of evolution. that the meteor showers and tidal waves can't come soon enough. that we simple monkeys with digital watches and an over abundance of id are taking up space for what could come next. whatever that is couldn't possibly be any more pointless than us.
i laugh at these folks and point to the absolo. well, i point at the picture of the absolo on my computer screen as i don't actually have one myself, but do live in hope. anyway, where was i? oh yeah. ok, i laugh at these cynics and say, first there was descarte stating 'cogito ergo sum' (i think therefore i am) or at least something like that. and if descarte was around now he would tear up the ye olde paper in his hand, throw the swan tail quill down, obviously staining the carpet with fucking ink, and sit himself down for a few personal hoops with a bonus ab workout.
ladies, gentlemen, we are here. the zenith of creation. isn't it glorious.
- ********0
K can yall just tweet your replies, trying to social media this one.