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- detritus2
'Huawei guns for Apple with Mac-alike Matebook X'
http://www.theregister.co.uk/201…
I particularly like the webcam-integration:
- how that cam going to capture anything other than your upper chest area? Unless you pick up the laptop, how can you adjust cam angle?shapesalad
- in that case 'how does a normal laptop cam capture anything other than nasal hair?'
Sit back a bit.detritus - there should be a booby-trap key like this meant for people who steal the laptop. shoots a poison dart or somethingGnash
- had great reviews this, but the cam thing doesn't float my boat. like one of Apples really bad ideas.fadein11
- @gnash fakin LOLhelloeatbreathedrive
- @Gnash LOL!Krassy
- Not a webcam; it's a nozzle for spraying washer fluid, similar to vehicle windshieldsBustySaintClaire
- ^ oh oh, patent idea: nozzle emits spray-tan mist -- good for those last-minute interviews or on-line date skypesGnash
- I thought it was a mini-usb portset
- were they sick of people putting tape over the webcams?mugwart
- like the ideasted
- Gnash, the next Elon MuskGM278
- https://www.youtube.… Design over function on that one....shapesalad
- scarabin6
- everyone capable should get beesscarabin
- im buying one for my balconydrgs
- URL?R_Kercz
- https://www.honeyflo…scarabin
- I'm buying one for my bathroom.BK
- i have one in my fridge, no bees yet though, no idea whymoIdero
- I putting on in the front lobby of the loft building that I just moved into, I want to make new friends!utopian
- Lol. I'm putting one jn my office bathroom next to the hot air blower. Everyone should have good clean honey after a poop!cannonball1978
- Gardener7
- it would really tie the room togetherYakuZoku
- Russian wall rug?Continuity
- Kinda genius really....hydro74
- I have a lot of old Persian rugs (75-150 years old) and it’s amazing how many pixel alien shapes are on them. ;)monospaced
- < pics!!YakuZoku
- lol, nothing specialmonospaced
- ;)YakuZoku
- vvvv2
- Your own Artisan hand-crafted boat! Perfect to complete the Hipster Sailor look.
https://media.colleg…microkorg - love itinv
- effective too. paper is nothing if not water resistant.dopepope
- is that balsa?futurefood
- ^ it's marine-ply. I would love to get this as a giftGnash
- can it be converted into a bathtub?imbecile
- I actually would love to build this together with my son. Have to wait a few years tough.Longcopylover
- Ray Mears would shit the bedFax_Benson
- ^ haGnash
- Then the shit sinks and you diefyoucher1
- Drown like a douchebag.BK
- Your own Artisan hand-crafted boat! Perfect to complete the Hipster Sailor look.
- Akagiyama1
- My parents would cream their pants at this. They keep telling me they only go to ADULT caravan sites though, which blags my headIanbolton
- Your parents are nudists?drgs
- ^
Out with it, Ian.Continuity - Who knows. They had a hot tub at one point and I felt odd using it.Ianbolton
- were they in it at the time?Fax_Benson
- ugh caravans. them and rvs, blight of the roads and countryside with their ghastly plastic whitenesshans_glib
- Pics?drgs
- I can smell the inside of that from here.Nairn
- Gonna last about 5 minutes in the wind we have today in Scotland.microkorg
- Thanks, TheGreatGlorpo?Nairn
- https://www.yankodes…Akagiyama
- Smells like the inside of my old poncho after a hurry bicycle ride to work in a thunderstorm on a hot day.stewart
- Looks great until rats decide to live with you.shapesalad
- trooperbill0
- Why would anyone want this??
*Pulls out phone* it's 11:25.Projectile - Why would you want to look at your hunk of a phone when you can have a piece of timeless art on your wrist?formed
- Love it! Agreed.MondoMorphic
- I like my G-shock, I feel like a poser when i wear my TAG Heuer, i guess thats the point thoughGuyFawkes
- NFT that bitch...and it's all yours.utopian
- who wants such a heavy piece of anti-elegance on his arm... bauhaus design aesthetics still not arrived at the fatty fatty rolex hustle.neverscared
- I have never seen any kool creative wearing such a panzer of watch....neverscared
- a phone isn't a good reason not to wear a watch, lolmonospaced
- that being said, I don't think these old Rolexes have actually stood the test of time, and now look unrefined and very very dates, IN MY OPINIONmonospaced
- I really want a watch. I dpn't care if its basic, I want to wear that shit.DaveO
- Rolex is for cucks. Grand Seiko, baby.babydick
- Omega Moonwatch Chrono :)mekk
- @utopian So you mean like putting a serial no. on it?mekk
- if you dont feel like a douche wearing a submariner watch .1000 ft. proof in the office ... u must be the douche ²neverscared
- maybe u should also wear firemen clothes and a snorkel while in office. would fit the performance of the watch. hiahahahaneverscared
- would fit in that rise of the idiots video.neverscared
- We're a bunch if bitch ass hatersGuyFawkes
- ^ yeah, not shit. Sounds like bitter jealousy from here. Nothing can compare to a nice watch.formed
- Phones/tech are disposable and horrible investments, watches last generations. Don't like the style, fine, but these comments are beyond ridiculous.formed
- I have a Citizen Eco-Drive. It was a wedding present from my wife. I like having a watch on. I am hoping my son will wear it one day. I also have my...lemmy_k
- Grandfathets crappy fake gold Seiko. I hope my son wears that one day, too. My dad has the Rolex, wears it all the time, including doing yard work and...lemmy_k
- housepainting. I hope to wear it some day and pass it to my son, as well.lemmy_k
- Why would anyone want this??
- MSTRPLN0
- that colour is pure sexMojo
- yeah matte is pretty slickGeorgesII
- yes please!seeessess
- i just came all over that matte...janne76
- i went wet in my des panatalonslobstarr
- matte looks ghettoscarabin
- is dope!!!fyoucher1
- Janne's mom's car?raf
- The finish is a bit batmobile.Ranger
- woo woo, nice. someone is a lucky baaaaaastard!akrokdesign
- Murdered out, son.wmeredith
- Matt paint on cars just doesn't work, looks cheap not to mentioned unfinished.AVAVA
- like primer, i love it thoughmoldero
- Mate is an argentinean beverage.ernexbcn
- Bennn4
- Received mine yesterday, no regrets!spl33nidoru
- do you have a IG or website where i can see your pics?Bennn
- I do but under my name, prefer to remain somewhat anonymous on qbn. Haven't shot with it yet but shot plenty with x100f, even for gigs. Lmk if you hav questionsspl33nidoru
- Don't have my hard drives with me at the moment but I can email you samples off my insta.spl33nidoru
- Poor mans Leica.ideaist
- I had a Lumix GX-1 and it died; i miss it so much and fuck iPhone as camera replacement.ideaist
- 1 Leica Q2, the closest Leica model, costs as much as 4 of these guys. Yet the Fuji rates higher in most reviews. Haven't tried the Q2 but the x100 are pure joyspl33nidoru
- I have the first iteration of the x100 and love it. Same with the xpro1, they are easy and fun to shoot.ben_
- You can get Flickr Pro for free when you buy a Fuji cam : https://fujifilm-x.c…Bennn
- thanks spl33nidrou, but i wont post my email adress in here either lolBennn
- Flickr is still around huh...ben_
- yeah, Smugmug bought it and they actually try to make something out of it. Flickr is getting back on track slowly but surely.Bennn
- I love Flickr. Has way to much wierd softporn secondlife shit on there thointeliboy
- Love my x100fmort_
- Leica digital is overrated. I dunno, spend money on what makes you happy but the bodies are meh, IMO.ben_
- I have v1. Just stopped focusing. Focus time on it was painfully slow too. Lovely camera but a bit primative for digital.mandomafioso
- Krassy7
- One of the projects I worked on required licensing the Smiley Face... Big pain in the ass from what I was told.jonny_quest_lives
- https://en.wikipedia…jonny_quest_lives
- oh wow!Krassy
- : )Krassy
- ^ hope I don't get sued for posting thisKrassy
- Revenue € 185 million (2016)
Number of employees 40 (2016)
Not a bad business model...jonny_quest_lives - That/s some seriously strange litigation. Go for the jaundiced jugular.garbage
- Fuck You Candy:)utopian
- scarabin0
- grappling hook?Gnash
- "HOLD ON! I'LL SAVE US! HOLD ON TO ME!"
*falls flailing to deathlvl_13 - What's it rated to weight wise?gilgamush
- forget the weight rating, would you trust a $27 dollar item for your grappling needs?GM278
- It's paracord so it'll hold your weight Jay fine. Climbing up that thin cord on the other hand... Good luckset
- Just *set
- i guess you could double it up and knot it every couple feet. then you'd have a series of hand/foot holesscarabin
- hahaha lvl_13Milan
- cosign the paracord statements. the doubled and knotted method is what i used for my hammock.garbage
- but while this thing falls short as a grappler, i'm sure it is a competent weapon / rc-boat anchor.garbage
- Where does he get those wonderful toys?monospaced
- I've seen this. Titanium, right? And explicitly "not for climbing" but for something like "mine triggering" or similar.Peter
- jerk fishing perhaps..yurimon
- if a curious fish comes close n you jerk it fast enough you could jerk fish.yurimon
- if you drop something in the sewer maybe alsoyurimon
- Here we go: http://www.survivald…Peter
- "To Be Used To Snag Trip Wires Or Command Detonation Wires on IEDs In A Combat Environment"Peter
- not worried about the cordage, you could attach whatever cord you like, the real question is how much weight the threading on the tines can handlegilgamush
- "jerk fishing"elahon
- i_monk1
- yes.inteliboy
- NiceGnash
- Cabinet for umbrella and books?Hayoth
- I was thinking dry bar.i_monk
- "Only $2,000"??
It is only 130 cm high!stewart - https://www.lannamob…ArchitectofFate
- "only 4K"ArchitectofFate
- I got my hands on the Dude's rug, if anyones interested :) listed on eBay for $5.9K, got mine half that but I need to sell.helloeatbreathedrive
- I'll build you one for $1200 plus shipping.lemmy_k
- Monk don’t go wild now like the dudes on mtv cribs, next thing you know you’ll be buying a monkey lol_niko
- only 2k, sounds like a deal to meutopian
- You mean a second monkey.i_monk
- Krassy4
- AI?fooler
- incredible collection of 9" and 11" recordskingsteven
- I'm in the market for a triple turntable myself_niko
- Does the coffee table have a tonearm? For three built in turntables?i_monk
- @fooler yup.jagara
- It's AI, ffsjagara
- absolutely and as far as I can tell none of those record sleeves on the wall even existGardener
- Gardener5
- Finallyskinny_puppy
- Deal with itYakuZoku
- I have those!jagara
- You know what? I can imagine this sort of look being acceptable in future. An AR microLED screen with black out and eye-scanning? Fuck yeah.Nairn
- And maybe some dot-matrix, LED style ticker tape saying "fuck you, im busy" across the front?Ianbolton
- chukkaphob1
- weird, and kinda gross.lvl_13
- for bathroom or kitchen?drgs
- I had a homemade version of this in a Paris hotel once. A little disconcerting to say the least.formed
- for an RV?moldero
- for people who hate to see a toiletchukkaphob
- can only imagine the stench when you open the cupboard after 1 years daily use...fruitsalad
- fruitsalad, you've heard of cleaning right?Peter
- I need one of these under my bedset
- appealing conceptimbecile
- can be installed in the kitchen as well.
so you don't have to walk to toilet after dinner.Beeswax
- set6
- that's a SG right there, never seen an original but they did a reissue signature based on this model a few years back... not as nice as this tho... stunning.kingsteven
- http://www.gibson.co…kingsteven
- < no roses on the vibrola on this guykingsteven
- back in my band days the SG was considered a bit of a douche's guitar. I don't mind them but tele or les paul would be my wantGnash
- ^ utter tosh. All three are great in their own way.set
- Tosh used a Les Paul Junior Special Double-Cut - most of the time.Gnash
- .. and sometimes this:
http://2.bp.blogspot…Gnash - :)set
- i get that gnash, never had one as my g/f vetos any 'spikey guitar' purchase, vibrola non-reverse firebird or sg melody maker iii are my gibson wantskingsteven
- I had an SG before. Sold it cuz i absolutely had no musical talent at all.pango
- If my girlfriend even suggested for a second having anything to do at all with my guitar purchases, I'd instantly get a new one. Girlfriend that is.set
- ^ ironic because the only reason any of us got into playing music was for the chicks :)Gnash
- Looks weird with 3 pickups. Gibson sucks though. PRS is so much nicer in every way. Their S2 line is amazing.section_014
- Lol @ Gibson sucks. Maybe in the last 7 or 8 years. Still one of the best guitar makers of all time.set
- Jaysus... Gibson sucks and PRS is better? Gibson sucks hard but at least their designs are iconic.kingsteven
- utopian5
- nice apple makes aquariums?yurimon
- so clean.docpoz
- I don't see any filtering system, these will look filthy as hell in a couple weeksGeorgesII
- less space for the fish to swim. great. they go on my nerves when they move so much.oey
- I would love this but reality means a filter is needed for water cleanliness? Which uglifies it and noisifies it no?prophetone
- Yes. These pics are conceptual
Not unlike the big macs in mcdonalds adsdocpoz - yuri_trollutopian
- i_monk2
- balcony barbecue confirmedgrafician
- Exactly. I don't need a 4-burner anyway, and this is small enough I can tuck it in the corner and get like 12 sqft back from the middle of the balcony.i_monk
- The same guy who designed the trashcan Mac Pro?NBQ00
- for mash get smashsinjun
- A perfect companion to the Apple cheese grater. https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- Waiting for the Samsung version any day now...grafician
- is there also one with a flat surface out there? dont wanna spend cleaning all things that fall between the #api
- flol sinjun!Nairn
- Actually yes... https://outdora.com/…i_monk
- But the wheels are $500, not included.davey_g
- yurimon5
- Does the Squatty Potty come in Mahogany?utopian
- why would I spend between $20 and $100 for a fucking footstool? grab a bucket or stack some magazines... (the squat thing is sold biology though!)PonyBoy
- http://www.ikea.com/…lnu
- i thought this was hipster approved :)yurimon
- correct way to poop, BTWchukkaphob
- stop being so short.wagshaft
- bezoar3
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- lol link?GuyFawkes
- https://store.nin.co…bezoar
- Wtf did NIN turn into Goop?NBQ00
- As long as it's profitable, people will sell their souls.helloeatbreathedrive
- hah, that's great. it can't be bought now but some folks did get it and it's a viral for the watchmen soundtrack LPs https://is.gd/9CvcR4…kingsteven
- I've been looking for something to re-harmonize my discordant chakra!BK
- Explanation: https://thevioletrea…scarabin
- Peter1
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- hahascarabin
- 17 round clip? Ilegal no? 10 is max.HijoDMaite
- hahahabigtrick
- water bottle really sets this off. could use a spirit hood though.monNom
- lol @ 9mmOvO
- Well done PeterHNaygon
- i did the logo and graphics for that bottle... that graphic used to look nice... now they have an intern hacking my originalsofakingbanned
- Beretta 92 = POScursiveshotgun
- oh deer
poor deerutopian - Why are handguns so cheap?! For something meant to kill another human, you'd think they'd cost more than my TV.randommail