Starbuck's Atrocities
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- bigtrick0
gaaag
- ********0
fuck man thats poisonous stuff...
LAWSUIT
- akrokdesign0
damn, did you guys tell them? i would been mad as hell.
- 7point340
it says "do not eat" it says nothing about being used to filter coffee, so i think we're good here.
- fooler20
call Jackie Chiles immediately!
- lol.prophet0NE
- hah.akrokdesign
- Best character on the show (and George's parents)CyBrain
- CALLES0
someone else is trying to kill her besides you?
- __TM0
misleading title, I thought this was about real issues like http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/afric…
- baseline_shift0
so THATS why the coffee tastes so shitty there
- ukit0
- DRIFTMONKEY0
- +1akrokdesign
- + anothermoldero
- Ouch!74LEO
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- -Shoppednikdaum
- LOLutopian
- ukit0
Seriously mang call a lawyer. This could be your ticket to retirement, and your kids retirement.
- GeorgesII0
for once listen to Ukit, call a lawyer, right now!
- prophet0NE0
She immediately wigged out, of course. Called poison control, who confirmed she was not going to perish and then called the Starbuck's canuck mothership to crack skulls....
We are awaiting a call, apparently they are contacting the Starbuck's cobain mothership in Seattle to deal with this... I smell a $69 Mac Mini coming my way!
But wait, there's more! To put this in context, this is only a few months after a few experiences with them where she found the torn end of a surgical glove in her scone and I found brush bristles in my scone. (*barfs)
So why do I return to such an establishment for food and drink? Well because I am an idiot I suppose.
- no, you're a masochist :)GeorgesII
- The cobain mothership is just a few blocks away..shall I go crack some skulls?ukit
- yes please.prophet0NE
- ukit0
It helps of course to show there was actual damage done. Here's what you gotta do:
1) Poison your wife
2) Place call to prominent local trial lawyer
3) Collect moneys- monkeys?CALLES
- I thought it was "collect underpants"?Dr_Sparkleshine
- Peter0
...you'll get those with just about any baked condiment from convenience stores in Japan. Aaahh...if only I could sue like you guys.
- ali0
You need to find yourself a good small time coffee shop with a good barista that takes pride in their customer service and product, then support them instead...
- ********0