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- shoes
i´ve got a bird in the office, he´s flying around disoriented. already bounced against glass walls a couple of times. not chilled the poor thing.
doors, windows opened, he doesn´t get it.
what now?
- climbatree1
more get bird out side . less post on the net
- RoyBoyII0
throw a blanket or clothing over him when he stops...
this will stop him moving.. then pick him up and take him outside..be calm.
- Jnr_Madison0
Talk to it in a language it understands.
- version30
this should have been twittered
- RoyBoyII0
Shoes, FFS throw something over it... it will stop.. then you can calmly take it outside and let it go.
Are you scared of the bird??- Maybe scared of the bush?Jnr_Madison
- no chance, he´s ruling the airspace, flying at twice the height i can jump!shoes
- version30
jump out the window, it will follow you
- shoes0
i was scared of hurting it.
- Jnr_Madison0
Play some nickleback and it may commit suicide.
- Gucci0
Do you have a cat?
- shoes0
this happened before, but not in rooms with 5 meter height. back then i tried to catch it, went after it, the bird knocked himself out by flying against a wall. i checked, thought it was dead. took it to the window, threw it out from the 5th floor. around when it reached the 2nd floor it woke up and started flapping, but wing was broken. crashed hard into a tree, crammed between the branches. head down, half-dead. hung there for a couple of days. guilt.
- RoyBoyII0
^ you're scarred from this.
try throwing clothing over it when it lands/stops. it wont hurt it.
- shoes0
oh, problem solved by the way. chased him until he had to rest on a door. killed the lights, he sucked at the night vision, did the cloth thing. thanks bro
- pango0
get a female bird and lure him... oh nvm....
- ismith0
Got a pool net?
- ninjasavant0
Learn the language of the birds, mate with their women, and in time your differences will be forgotten.
- Tungsten0
open a window and go to the pub.he should be gone by the time you get back.... and if he's not you'll at least be ready to deal with him.
- jaylarson0
got a bored cat?