Swine Flu Pandemic
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- designbot0
yes
- dbloc0
thank you.
- GeorgesII0
Dude...
That's one fine pig, you got there.
- ********0
it will kill us all in the later part of the year, once the economy starts to improve
- imploding not improving,GeorgesII
- i prefer the contrasting irony of my prediction, but yeah.. it could get worse********
- dbloc0
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- BusterBoy0
oink...
- ********0
Next year it will be camel-toe flu
- MrOneHundred0
I am recovering from it. The flu part was not that bad, but some people are developing a “post infection anxiety” – and that sucks. I have had that for 3 weeks and am just coming good now.
- you know you just ate a bad burritoscarabin
- is that the feeling that you might have the version that will kill you?********
- Only people who are already quite sick die from it. There’s just one version.MrOneHundred
- post infection anxiety? like the disappointment of actually not turning into a pig?Corvo2
- jk. hope you're well and running. ACtually haven't seen you around for a while mr100Corvo2
- scarabin0
none of you have ever met anyone with
avian flu
mad cow disease
flesh-eating bacteria
swine flu
swine flu: the sequel
fish fluso stop worrying, it's all bullshit.
- i don't speak french and you don't speak french so nobody in the world speaks french.airey
- no, you shouldn't worry about dying from frenchscarabin
- it could happen.airey
- One of the flesh eating bacterias is Staphylococcus aureus, which is actually pretty commonneverblink
- people who speak french die all the time...identity
- i have met people with the h1 whatever flumonospaced
- ceiling_cat0
Good to hear it's not that bad.
- if you're old and frail it 'aint good.airey
- but those fuckers are a dime a dozen so we can afford some loses.airey
- more old people die each year from falling on their asses than bullshit maladiesscarabin
- 1938 called and want their lingo back. maladies. jesus christ. ye olde scarabin.airey
- yo dawg i herd old folks be dyin from fallin' down more than they be from gettin' sick 'n' shitscarabin
- i keep forgetting people like you actually exist, airey. go read a book for a changescarabin
- scarabin0
the real virus here is called "paranoia" and it's transmitted by media
symptons include media panic, hypochondria, and ratings
- not to mention massive pharmaceutical profitsscarabin
- Technically, the H1N1 vaccine is being provided free of charge by the gov't. No profits here.luckyorphan
- Paid for by taxpayer dollars. No?colab
- TheBlueOne0
You guys keep believing that. Lemmings in your anti-establishment rebellion stance.
- utopian0
Let's all hope that it is over-exaggerated? And does not start spreading like wildfire....
- ShaunM0
Swine Flu 1976 60 Minutes Documentary
- utopian0
Report: Swine flu could kill up to 90,000 in U.S.
The H1N1 flu virus could cause up to 90,000 U.S. deaths, mainly among children and young adults, if it resurges this fall as expected, according to a report released Monday by a presidential advisory panel. The report says a vaccine, expected in mid-October, would come too late to help many victims.
- Around here they said it could infect 75% of the population and kill 10%.Corvo2
- Given that most are hard-headed rednecks, I'm not so sure I'll miss them if I'm lucky to stay alive :PCorvo2
- God will strike me dead as soon as He sees my note. But at least I create 1 qualified job, something gov can't.Corvo2
- < LOL Corvoutopian
