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- ********
(This is what happened....)
guy:So yeah man Ive been working hard on this piece and yeah man it's fucking great.
guys girlfriend: he is so good, we are going to new york and hes gonna be huge!
guy: yeah so check it out man.
we watch the film.
Guy: Pretty cool, huh?
Me:
wow man, that is superb,man. superb.So the film is a complete wreck and total ass garbage. And this guy walked the earth like if he was gods gift to film. I actually got my ass handed to me when it came to knowledge of directors and shit so I was expecting some good shit, ya know. This is a dude thats been hanging in the hipster scene, doing coke with the best of these wannabees and talking up a storm and spending a fortune on drinks...balling and shit on some bigshot shit.
(this is what should of happened)
guy:So yeah man Ive been working hard on this piece and yeah man it's fucking great.
guys girlfriend: he is so good, we are going to new york and hes gonna be huge!
guy: yeah so check it out man.
we watch the film.
Guy: Pretty cool, huh?
Me: So, yeah man, don't quit your day job...aaaaaiiiiiiight?
So anyways I watched the film and it was the most amateurish piece of junk I have ever scene an 8 year old could do something better(no disrespect to 8 year olds i know there are some geniuses out there), but I didnt want to slaughter the guys massive ego only because I really don't give enough of a shit to really destroy someone.
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- 5timuli0
You lost me at (
- version30
belongs in the blog thread
- ********0
typical monday responses.
- ********0
cute.
- robotron3k0
wendell is that you?
- ********0
no.
- Jnr_Madison0
Lets see it.
- ukit0
And let me guess, that guy is you right? Right????
- ********0
no, its you.
- ********0
;D
- ukit0
You didn't like my film? Fuck off.
- ********0
don't quit your day job, hammy.
- ukit0
Alright no free drinks and coke for you buddy
- ukit0
And BTW...the film critic thing...let's just say you are not the next Roger Ebert
- thats why I didnt even give a shit, I really even dont care to critique, not anymore, anyways.********
- thats why I didnt even give a shit, I really even dont care to critique, not anymore, anyways.
- ********0
no hamburger?
- boobs0
What was the film about?
- ********0
it was about puke.
- boobs0
Sounds epic.
