He woke up...
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He woke up. With his peripheral vision he saw someone next to him in the bed. It must be the girl he was takling to last night. He did down those tequila shots with her...he remembered that...but what else did he do with her... how did he get here? Is this her apartment? He scanned the room...nope...this is a motel. Fuck. With only 250 bones in his account...he didnt have enough to lay down drinks, much less get a motel to stay at...how was he going to pay the city fines now? Would he go back to jail? Well, at least he got some play, he thought to himself. He tried to rub feet with her to see if he could get her to move...maybe he could see her face. But her feet felt cold. He picked himself up, overlooking his lover and realized that she was still...too still. So he began uncovering the sheet, slowly surely. He didnt want to wake her up... and as he slowly revealed his lover to his eyes, thats when he realized... this woman.... HAD TWO hEADS!
- kona0
the end.
- TheBlueOne0
change the last two words to "no underwear" and I've lived this story
- except it was a guyOSFA
- That would be more words, and inaccurate ones.TheBlueOne
- d_rek0
Two dick heads?
- scarabin0
i was on the edge of my seat
- ********0
As he scanned her neck he saw that the other head was stitched on. He looked around the room and saw that the carpet was stained with blood. What was going on? What kind of Fd up pseudo-masochistic game did he play last night? The quije board on the floor was a surprise...he didnt remember that at all...and thats when he felt it... that cold thing he was playing with with his foot...it had...hair! He uncovered the sheet to find two more heads laying at his feet. What the fuck?!? He thought to himself as, he started hyperventalating.... what the fuck is going on? Thats when the door started unlocking... he could only sit and shit himself as he waited to see who came throught that door...who...was it??? A woman walked in wearing a trenchcoat, a fedora and some stillettos... "So, your awake?"...she walked over to him. She started bending over to him, he caught some cleavage with his eye as he started thinking"...was this bitch gonna kiss me?" . But she didnt kiss him. She placed her hand on his face and stuck two fingers down his throat..."Am I getting aroused?" He thought. He wanted to gag but was just too freaking scared...now what? He couldnt move...he was paralyzed...thats when he saw her grab a .45 out of her trenchcoat. He better move now, he thought. But he couldnt move...not even an inch. And thats when he felt the blow to his head. He knew he was getting pistol-whipped...but he just couldnt move. If he could push her away, he had a chance...he thought. But the next blow knocked him out completely.
- monospaced0
Is this choose your own adventure?
- zenmasterfoo0
was the woman in the trench coat Carmen Sandiego?
- GeorgesII0
I just read this on reddit, I think it will fit nicely in this thread
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from: What are some horror stories from your job/profession?The nastiest patient I ever had was during nursing school. She weighed about 450 pounds and was admitted for an infection of necrotizing fasciitis, or flesh-eating bacteria. The bug had eaten about 50 pounds of meat from her hip and groin area. I had to pack the wound every day with saline-soaked gauze. The smell was unbelievable.
The worst part, however, was when she had a bowel movement, which was quite often due to the antibiotics she was on. She would get liquid shit everywhere, all over the inside of her wound and on the gauze, meaning I had to repack it again and wiping her ass was a chore. The wound was so deep that I basically had to stick my face into it in order to get my arm deep enough to wipe.
The bacteria had eaten through the fat layers, down to the muscle. I'll never forget being able to see her muscles contract as she moved.
- you sick bastardmonospaced
- AWESOME!dasohr
- yikesbaseline_shift
- and we complain about trivial things...GeorgesII
- vaxorcist0
He woke up in the hospital, barely remembering his own name, and wondering why his whole body was in a giant cast hung from a shiny aluminum rack, surrounded by beeping machines. There were 2 little kids sitting next to his bed, laughing at his convulsing arms and legs as they tickled him with a feather duster they'd stolen from the cleaning cart in the hallway. There was annother little kid who was busy putting Carmen San Diego stickers all over the room. He tried to ask the kids who they were and why there were there, but all that came out of his mouth was something that sounded like a dog trying to speak russian. One of the kids opened up a little locket around her neck and held it up to his face, he saw a two headed image of a pregnant woman....
- rippedursite0
wtf?
- eating_tv0
This shit is gonna creep me out, quit it!
- honest0
to find himself in a woman's body... wait, it looked vaguely family the dress, the shoes- No! It couldn't possibly be? Yes, he woke up in the body of his...
