Horp
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Congratulations.
- ********0
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MAD NUBBIN
- ********0
What a overwelming victory!!
- canuck0
Congrats on the hair transplant mate! 10 years younger!
- juhls0
Congratulations on escaping this place!
- Kiggen0
Congratulations on the sex change!
- NotByHand0
Congrats
- ********0
do you guys even know why we are congratulating..? :D
- ephix0
he's pregnant
- ismith0
HAS GONE MAD
- ********0
he did it again!
- eating_tv0
he submitted his tax returns!
- Jimbo820
Merry Christmas! What's going on?
- eating_tv0
Sea monkey
- airey0
did he have another kid with his sis?
- gentleman0
you did it Horp!
+1000
- emukid0
well done, sir!
- neverblink0
congratulations Tim..
- Horp0
Thank you everyone. The gender re-assignment surgery went extremely well and I'm now the proud owner of a very neat little foofoo. It takes a bit of getting used to. Despite the many months I have trained myself to do sit-down toilets I have already made a bit of a mess twice, standing at urinals, absentmindedly grasping my blouse tails and soaking my thighs in blood flecked urine.
The doctors have advised me to avoid entertaining men up the front until everything has settled down, and I have to let the bush grow wild for a few weeks to avoid ingrowing hairs which can cause painful fistulas. Once I get the go ahead though, I'll have a Bolivian stubble runway coiffeured in the shape of an arrow, and will then commence my new life as a fully realised, sexually adventurous woman.
Lots of love, Horpina.
Oh wait... maybe you meant the pregnancy. That's also great news, yes. Thanks.
Note to self: Always wipe from front to back.