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- monospaced0
- Ha, the article was written at the F'ing Social.polyestercorp
- monospaced0
- Drew Carey Glasses + Grunge Flannel + Eurotrash V-neckTheBlueOne
- Jamal_Jenkins0
GFY- bump
- Jamal_Jenkins0
Even though it is Monday, I really hate hipsters, even more than I hate Juan_Dumplo
- BrandNewly0
"Hipster? Gay? Is there a difference? Does it matter?"
- ...I was watching Seinfeld last night and I just have to add: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."BrandNewly
- monospaced0
"The hip game of mocking the hipsters"
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/s…
Fun for the whole family.
- bump790
1. Hipster:
Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR)
- designbot0
- GUIEMO!baseline_shift
- loldesignbot
- HAHAHAAAA!!!!thelukeandrews
- janne760
- What a stupid hipster. Why doesn't he just put some normal clothes on?brains
- Look at those glasses! What is he, Gandhi?baseline_shift
- hail to the king.sea_sea
- scarabin_net0
why are you guys so worried about it?
none of these people would ever talk to your old, boring ass anyway, so they don't even affect you...
- Shut up, emo!janne76
- come on. chill, scara. we are just having friday laughs here..janne76
- *mopes*scarabin_net