I'm writing a new about me.
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- stem0
I'd say, in these times of "commercial uncertainty", "financial meltdown" and what with the "mass hordes of anarchists" on the streets of London, I'd say it's a pretty good business model...
- monospaced0
April Fool
- 5timuli0
Have you been following me?
- ipissexcellence0
How does this sound?
- ipissexcellence
Looking for someone who's money hungry and won't give you any lip about all of your bad design choices... well you're in luck. I have no integrity and will gladly implement all of your bad decisions.
Do you want a simple site that abides by a grid system?
Do you want well chosen typefaces?
Do you want music and blinking text?I honestly don't care what your answers are to any of these questions, all I want is your money. Papyrus, you got it! Comic-Sans, consider it done! You want your site to be one huge animated gif, it yours! Hell, I'll use tables with their natural borders if it makes you pay me.
Design, lacking personal courage and integrity... because you know thats what you really want. I DELIVER!