What about hiring a hooker?
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- 23kon0
btw - i didnt mean take a prostitute along,
i meant some random lass, like a hot lass youve spied at the local coffee shop or bar or whatever.-----
original post follows:what would be funny would be to get chatting to some stranger chick, chat her up and ask her out on a date.
for the date, take her along to one of these parties - without her knowing its a swingers party.
the reaction when she realises what she's got herself into would be priceless. definitely a youtube moment
- boobs0
So, like, the prevailing opinion is that a hooker would have nothing better to do that to go to a sex party with some dude who gave her money?
- scarabin_net0
i've been to a few of those.
- nicole_marie0
are these swingers your friends?
if this is an honest question i feel like that would be a dishonest thing to do, they have created a safe place to do this and bringing a hooker into the mix would probably create some conflict.but i don't know what kid of rules these parties have.
- Khurram0
- Actually that's not that lucky. With it comes the constant paranoia of never being able to satisfy her apetiteKhurram
- With great power comes great responsibility. I've resorted to reading Hemingway to shore up my manlinessKhurram
- blow-up dolls don't have feelings dudesigg
- luck! enjoy! hang on for as long as you can
twokids
- homeostatic0
Yes do it. Definitely.
Just don't be cheap and bring the hooker equivalent of Boons Hill if your buddy's serving White Burgundy.- Yah most def, I've never hired a hooker before, dont even know what a hot hooker costs, I'm afraid it might be too spendy.threadpost
- I looked into it, probably be about be about a G or so.carryon
- (cut short)...might be too spendy. May not be worth all that cash if its some eliot spitzer priced chick, just do the hot hooker!threadpost
- Why not just fuck an even hotter hooker?babaganush
- SteveJobs0
the idea of paying for sex is so far beyond me... unless of course you're plain fuck-ugly. and the fact that you'd be doing it to get close to some other girl doesn't sound much more justifyable.
look, this guy seems to be pretty comfortable with other dudes banging his chick. so be honest with him. tell him it's not really your thing, but you're jealous of his chick and wondered if he'd mind sharing? tell him you'll pay for a weekend spa retreat for them both, which you could handily take care of with that grand buring a hole in your pocket.
oh, and as they say... pics or..
- carryon0
^ I hear what you're saying, I've never paid for sex either, tho I've been to a few strip clubs. But here's my thinking...from what I understand, all the other chicks are pretty damned hot too. So then, if I invest lets say $1000 to have sex with like 6 hot girls, thats some pretty good odds I'd say.
- ukit0
haha... cmon this is not going to work. You think you can pass a hooker off as your gf and pay her to fuck your friend without either of them finding out so you can fuck your friend's gf?
the more i think about it, it's so crazy it just might work.
- SteveJobs0
dude, come up to hollywood. you can bang that many hot chicks for the price of a few 'apple martini's' or whatever the fuck they drink. slap their ass, kiss their cheek, tip the valet and you're ready to go.
- version30
never paid for sex my ass... dinner dates flowers trinkets weeding rings cars mortgages blah blah etc blah
"A woman's test is material. A man's test is a woman...if a man could fuck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house."
- Dave Chappelle.- This is VERY true. Once you understand this, life is much easier.homeostatic
- yeah, especially the weeding rings... lolAmicus
- hahaha classic chapelle!! love it!!
thelukeandrews
- homeostatic0
^ This is hilarious...
"Populist myth has it that every time a woman ‘sins’ by pleasuring herself God, in retribution, kills a kitten. Overtime, ‘Killing Kittens’ has become a colloquialism for female masturbation. What better name for a movement and community whose sole aim is the pursuit of female sexual pleasure! "
- sigg0
dude YEARS ago i had a girlfriend who was way into this kind of thing. except she wasn't my girlfriend, she was a girl who was just a good friend of mine. we hung out together best friends for like 2 years before one night she drunkenly just kind of threw it out there "why aren't we the kind of friends that has drunk sex?" and that really was what started it all.
we were in no way shape or form dating but everytime we were out together and couldn't pick anyone else up we'd end up getting together. then she started bringing her girl friends into the mix and it was AMAZING!
she was the best wingman(woman) EVER! for maybe 3 years we killed it when we would go out together. she knew of a couple that was into the swinger scene and we started going to parties together too. that i kind of had a problem with because we'd go together and go our own ways and i'd be with married women the whole night. it was just really odd.
all that changed though and stopped when i gave her the aids and she died.
the end.
- [ menacingly slow joker clap ].
Awesome, son.mikotondria3
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- Juan_Dumplo0
bump
- canuck0
pics?
- homeostatic0
Here you go...
http://www.gia.com.ua/girl/galin…
$250 for 2 hours
SERVICES
Kissing with tongue
Blowjob without condom
Cumshot on body, in mouth
69 Yes
Anal No
Lesbi Yes
Strapon sex No
Masturbation Yes
Play with toys No
Striptease Yes- how do I get her to america?Hurley
- Just write a letter the US consulate saying that she is a "crucial non paid promotional talent".homeostatic
- e-pill0
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- haha, it never ends for poor old Flavutopian
- SteveJobs0
^
that's not a lot of cash. which means to make it worth her while, she probably stacks a few clients for the day.. so try not to think of the limp slobby little peckers she's been pleasing a few hours before she got a hold of yours.. hehe.- hours? more like minutesversion3
- Nope. 2 hours. Only problem is his buddy better live in Ukraine.homeostatic
- in ref too "try not to think of the limp slobby little peckers she's been pleasing a few hours before"version3
- i'm saying just minutes before
it ups the ick factorversion3