What about hiring a hooker?
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- scarabin_net0
i've been to a few of those.
- Juan_Dumplo0
bump
- CALLES0
i just wonder how would i write the ad on craigslist
- megE0
from a girls perspective... there are girls that are obviously into this stuff, find one of those
get on craigslist or something, there are ads in the misc romance section - im sure you could find someone
--- and if she can juggle BONUS!
- OSFA0
Do it and post pics!!!!
- CALLES0
funny would be is that if you show up with a hooker that someone had already brought in as their fiance
- CALLES0
i would need to a see a pic of this chick for me to tell you do it or not... hiring a hooker for a 8.0 or below... na... firing a hooker and go through all the trouble for a 8.5 to 9.3 ,maybe... 9.4 and above yes
- sigg0
dude YEARS ago i had a girlfriend who was way into this kind of thing. except she wasn't my girlfriend, she was a girl who was just a good friend of mine. we hung out together best friends for like 2 years before one night she drunkenly just kind of threw it out there "why aren't we the kind of friends that has drunk sex?" and that really was what started it all.
we were in no way shape or form dating but everytime we were out together and couldn't pick anyone else up we'd end up getting together. then she started bringing her girl friends into the mix and it was AMAZING!
she was the best wingman(woman) EVER! for maybe 3 years we killed it when we would go out together. she knew of a couple that was into the swinger scene and we started going to parties together too. that i kind of had a problem with because we'd go together and go our own ways and i'd be with married women the whole night. it was just really odd.
all that changed though and stopped when i gave her the aids and she died.
the end.
- [ menacingly slow joker clap ].
Awesome, son.mikotondria3
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- Khurram0
- Actually that's not that lucky. With it comes the constant paranoia of never being able to satisfy her apetiteKhurram
- With great power comes great responsibility. I've resorted to reading Hemingway to shore up my manlinessKhurram
- blow-up dolls don't have feelings dudesigg
- luck! enjoy! hang on for as long as you can
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- nicole_marie0
are these swingers your friends?
if this is an honest question i feel like that would be a dishonest thing to do, they have created a safe place to do this and bringing a hooker into the mix would probably create some conflict.but i don't know what kid of rules these parties have.
- boobs0
So, like, the prevailing opinion is that a hooker would have nothing better to do that to go to a sex party with some dude who gave her money?
- 23kon0
btw - i didnt mean take a prostitute along,
i meant some random lass, like a hot lass youve spied at the local coffee shop or bar or whatever.-----
original post follows:what would be funny would be to get chatting to some stranger chick, chat her up and ask her out on a date.
for the date, take her along to one of these parties - without her knowing its a swingers party.
the reaction when she realises what she's got herself into would be priceless. definitely a youtube moment
- canuck0
pics?
- homeostatic0
^ This is hilarious...
"Populist myth has it that every time a woman ‘sins’ by pleasuring herself God, in retribution, kills a kitten. Overtime, ‘Killing Kittens’ has become a colloquialism for female masturbation. What better name for a movement and community whose sole aim is the pursuit of female sexual pleasure! "
- kezza_20
pick someone up on this:
http://www.killingkittens.com/plenty of people who'd be into that
- Nairn0
Oh, and go do whatever the fuck you like - it's your life. God only knows why you think we'd care about your guilty little goings on.
- Not that you're a real user anyway, rather yet another pointless pseud from someone weak, dull and boring.Nairn
- Fucking hell man. We're trying to write an updated episode of Threes Company and you are ruining our fun!homeostatic
- studiok0
just roofie a chick at the bar and bring her over...problem solved