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- designbot
Seriously what is the world coming to?
"Front end and back end IT developer and graphic designer (Denver, CO)
National Association located in Denver Tech Center is seeking a full time front end and back end IT developer and graphic designer with minimum of three years experience. Monday-Friday 8:30-5:30pm. Candidate must have networking skills including setting up and maintaining a server for web hosting. Must be able to design and maintain database functioning as a back end for a Web Portal. This individual will design, develop, and be able to install and administer database software and web-based applications. Must be proficient in MYSQL, PHP, Java, Dreamweaver, Photoshop,illustrator, InDesign, HTML and CSS. 30K per year plus bonus. High growth opportunity. Email resume to
So to summarize they want a Developer/Graphic Designer/IT guy all-in one...and they want to pay this person 30k a year!!!!!!
- johngrif0
i love this part. High growth opportunity. that is the kicker.. where can i sign up.
- epete220
HAHA
- designbot0
haha....please spam at will...
- epete220
national association of what?
- epete220
where is the original post, I can find it?
- megE0
i know a lot of ppl in denver hurting... they can afford to pay 30k bc someone will take it
unfortunately
- boobs0
"OK. Here's the deal: we want you completely qualified to take care of three full-time jobs. We'll work you all the hours we'd normally require of two people. We'll only pay you for half of one job, but since we're anticipating a lot of growth, your responsibilities could increase over time. Doesn't this sound great?"
- TheBlueOne0
30k???
- mg330
Someone please send them a totally normal reply, and a link to http://www.zombo.com as an example of your skills. Tell em' to wait for it.
- designbot0
^DONE....just sent this off:
Hello,
This is in regards to your craigslist posting for the "Front end and back end IT developer and graphic designer ". I think my skill set is a perfect match for all three of these jobs. I have extensive knowledge in graphic design and development and also superior networking skills. I have a nitch for creativity and most my current co-workers would describe me as a rockstar designer.
Please see the following website as an example of my web skills:
Thanks in advance. I look forward to discussing this opportunity further.
Nick Johnson
- GetRefresh0
Someone mail them a box, disguised as a portfolio with a bone inside.
- instrmntl0
i sent this:
Busboys make more than that. Are you serious?
- akrok0
they should add...
most know MAYA and other 3d programs, also.
- GetRefresh0
they should also add...
Having the mind of a handitard is a bonus.
- akrok0
"plus bonus" wow!
so you get a free 6 pack, your choice of beer. hooray.