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- mia_free
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer parkYo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
who's chokin’ on the splintersSoy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooaaaar....?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I adanaC revo raoS
[You can hear hear it if you reverse it.](I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Nlehh...)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )
- waterhouse0
Crazy Scientologist
- this statement lead me to a astate of disappointmentflyingnowhere
- ding ding ding ding!tedismyfav
- grunttt0
i've been singing "soooo, open the door" all this time.
- kult0
Beck was the first thing I thought of when I read this thread title. And you delivered.
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Alcohol on my hands
I got plans
To ditch myself and get outside
Dancing women
Throwing plates
Decapitating their laughing dates
Swirling chickens caught in flight
Out of focus
Much too bright
Coming down
Shiny teeth
Game show suckers trying to bleed
But I got a drug and I got the bug
And I got something better than loveHow you like me now
Pretty good
Going on, feeling strongI quit my job blowing leaves
Telephone bills up my sleeves
Choking like a one man dustbowl
Freedom rock slimeball
Talking in code
We went down
Lit up the shack
Grab me a beer out of the sack
Everybody bent over twice
Painting the walls throwing some dice
Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief
And they were singing like thisWinos throwing frisbees at the sun
Put my soul between a bun
Now Im hungry now Im drunk
Now Im running like a flaming pigOh yeah
Scraping off the attitude
Old man eating all my food
Dont be kind
Dont be rude
Just shake your boots and let it all get looseOh yeah
My goodnessFluffy clouds
Jumping rainbows
Fluffy clouds
Im sad
Jumping rainbows
A soft and snuggly place
[repeat]
Fluffy clouds
Im sad and unhappyOh yeah, I like it like that
Oh that is cold
Somebody put a flame-thrower on that
Oh my goodness
Take me down to the depot
Buddy put me down on the bus
Oh yeah
I like it like that
Somebody bring me a plate of sassafras
Hey hey hey
Uh-huh
Whats happenin- I can hear this classic as I read it. Time to download again.monospaced
- WAY better than loserlocustsloth
- kona0
A ring ding ding ding
d-ding baa aramba baa baa
barooumba
Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on
Ding ding
Lets do the crazy froogg
Ding ding
A Brem Brem
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee
BREAK DOWN!
Ding ding
Br-Br-Break It
dum dum dumda dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum
Brem daem
dum dum dumda dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum
weeeeeeee
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/cym ]
A ram da am da am da am da
weeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wh-Whats Going On?
ding ding
Bem De Dem
ding ding
da da
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba..
ding ding
Br-Br-Break It
dum dum dumda dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum
Brem daem
dum dum dumda dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum dum dum
dum dumda dum dum
ding ding
Bem De Dem!
- leisaleisa0
MIA_FREE, YES..
you are a loser
a drug and wife abuser
just an accuser
the world of your shitty lifethink your girlfriend's hot
just cuz she smokes pot
well, guess what -- she's NOT
she's just a bitch you met on the streeta dead-beat father
with nothing to offer
so why even botherhypnotic
psychotic
robotic
yeah, that's what you arelazy
crazy
always blazing
yeah, that's what you arethe reason why you're such a LOSER!
- Wolfboy0
Oh my god, she’s so hot
She’s so fucking hot, she’s like a curry
I gotta tell her how hot she is
But if I tell her how hot she is she’ll think I’m being sexist
She’s so hot, she’s making me sexist...bitchI think I need a little bit of drums
I need just a little bit of mandolinPeople in the room doing Boom like it’s never been done
Bust a move it’s just the kick of a gun
In the Marquee in the bass is Booming
Someone’s smoking Boom in da back of da room
And it’s the first day of spring, the flowers are blooming
Drum Boom bass and the party is Booming
Boom ba Boom like a rocket taking off to da moon
Boom Boom go the bride and groom ahhSee ya shaking that Boom Boom
Who?
See ya looking at my Boom Boom
What?
You want some Boom Boom
It’s clear it’s Boom some Boom Boom ahh
Let me buy you a Boom Boom
When?
You order a fancy Boom
Who?
You like Boom, I like Boom
Enough small Boom lets Boom the Boom ahhSo we’re driving in a Boom Boom
Driving, back to your Boom ba Boom
And you turn out the Boom Boom
And we Boom Boom Boom ‘til the break of Boom
My boom is ringing it’s Big-Booms-Boom
Back from ten years in the Boom
And they said he got his Boom chopped off in the Boom
But the crazy Boom still wants to Boom, well
Sorry girl, I gotsta Boom
Give you a Boom in the afternoon and
Boom Boom baby, don’t forget you the most Boom Boom I ever met.
A Boom BoomWho’s the Boom King?
Who’s the Boom King?
- vcr0
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- monospaced0
Home is where I want to be
Pick me up and turn me ‘round
I feel numb
Born with a weak heart
I guess I must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground
Head in the sky
It’s okay, I know nothing’s wrongHi yo! I’ve got plenty of time
Hi yo! You’ve got light in your eyes
And you’re standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up and say goodnightHome is where I want to be
But I guess I’m already there
I come home - she lifted up her wings
I guess that this must be the place
I can’t tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time
Before we were born
If someone asks, this where I’ll beHi yo! We drift in and out
Hi yo! Sing into my mouth
Out of all those kinds of people
You’ve got a face with a view
I’m just an animal looking for a home and
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me ‘til I’m dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head and
Ah ooh!
- bigbollocks0
can't be bothered to read this, too much info for my little brain
- leisaleisa0
mia_free...
Why you being a dickhead for?
Stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for?
You're just fucking up situationsWhy you being a dickhead for?
Stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for?
You're just fucking up situationsShiny floor, slippery feet
Lights are dim, my eyes can't meet
The reflection that turns my images
Upside down so I can't seeThink you know everything
You really don't know nothing
I wish that you were more intelligent
So you could see that what you are doing is
So shitty, to meThirty five,
People couldn't count,
On two hands the amount of times you made me stop,
Stop and think why are you being such a dickhead for?Stop being a dickhead,
Why you being a dickhead for?
You're just fucking up situations,
Why you being a dickhead for?
Stop being a dickhead,
Why you being a dickhead for?
You're just fucking up situationsStop, don't show, just have a think before you...
Wil you, stop, now don't show, just have a think before you...
Will you stop, no don't show, just have a think before you...
And, stop, don't show, just have a think before you...Cos my brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore
My brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore
My brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore
My brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore, soWhy you being a dickhead for?
Stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for?
You're just fucking up situationsWhy you being a dickhead for?
Stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for?
You're just fucking up situations
- Amen0
i bet you're a Citizen since: 2008...
- leisaleisa-1
what's your point?
- coz new peep always post something that has no point.Amen
- sarahfailin0
in the chain smoke kansas flashdance ass pants
- imbecile-1
Well, darlin', you've got a flair for fashion that's hard to ignore,
Chain-smokin' in Kansas, flashin' those pants galore,
Ass pants, you say? Now that's a style so bold,
In the world of fashion, you've got a story to be told.But let's talk practicality, just for a minute or two,
Are those pants comfy, or do they make you go "boo"?
In the midst of a dance, do they cling and constrict,
Or are you bustin' moves so wild, they can't predict?Picture this scene: a wild west dance floor,
You, smokin' and groovin', wantin' more and more,
Kansas winds blowin', your pants like sails,
In a fashion storm, breakin' all the style scales.Now, I ain't no expert in clothin' trends,
But I reckon you've got admirers and some good friends,
So keep rockin' those ass pants with all your might,
In this crazy world, you're a beacon of light.In a world so serious, you're a breath of fresh air,
With your chain-smokin' style and audacious flair,
So, strut your stuff proudly, pants and all,
In the end, it's your confidence that stands tall.
- 5timuli0
Is that boy balls going off on one again? Look, son, I told you before. It's all lies. Don't fuk'n listen to 'em clarts
Let me tell you a story about a mate of mine
You'll have to bear with me I've had a bottle of wine
His name's Adam Hussain and he's really alright
He shagged a mongo in his car, late one nightIt was some time back in late '83
Benny Blanco was his name and he came round to tea
He made his excuses and went to the bog
Xain found him outside, shagging the dog
He's never been the same since that summer's day
He lost his fuk'n head and thought he was gay
We soon brought him round with a big fat blunt
Then we showed him some pictures of a dripping c*ntDunlop. Greenflash. 13.99.
Dunlop. Greenflash.
They calls it LSD and it's fuk'n wicked manIf you need your fix, you know where to go
Get on the phone to Benny Blanco
He doesn't mind, even when he's with a whore
He's the 'Port's drug ambassadorHe'll deliver to you, within the hour
In his Patrick shell suit, sometimes with a flower
In his collar, he looks fuk'n dollar
and his eyes are quite similar to the AyatollahI first met Hussain whilst p**sed on a train
He was off to Heathrow to catch a fuk'n plane
I think he had a connection to organise the draw
Cos he gave me three ounces and a photo of Roger MooreHe told me a story about a bird he shagged
He took for a spin in a car he blagged
They pulled into a lay-by and started getting busy
He ripped off her pants and covered her in c*nt jizzyShe said to him, "you really make me hot,
i don't even mind about the cock rot!"
So he seized his chance and took a tricky brown
But it all went pear-shaped when he took a look downThere were loads of skid marks all over his seat
They were white leather so they'd be there for weeks
He blagged the car from his cousin in Aberdare
And when he gave it back there was sh*t everywhereThere may be an element of truth there, right? Er, but most of it, it.. it... it's fcuking lies. I swear to god, I never done nothing like that before
Yous fcukings knows it. I am a fcuking robot. Is ams froms outers spaces. Is ams froms jus-pis-ters.
Went to pick a man up in my fuk'n car
There's a rave up in Wentwood, It's not very far
We've got drugs and lager, we've been to the Spar
House, techno, acid - there's even a barAdam got fuk'd up, off his head on pills
He got on the podium to show us his skills
He dropped his can of lager and slipped in the mess
And ripped down this fuk'n minging birds dressThis minging bird said, "You make me cringe"
Hussain' shoved his fingers up her minge
He said, "My beer goggles are on but you're quite smart"
"Come back to my place you fuk'n tart!"She kicked him in the bollocks and punched him the eye
He said, "you still haven't given me a fuk'n reply"
She said, "You'll never get me back to your place."
So Adam pinned her down and shot his man fat in her faceWhen I first met Benny Blanco he sold me the blow
After bingo at the community disco
He fingered, two mingers,
And was making girls sniff his fingers
Smoked bongs and drank Strongbow
Went for a drive and shagged a mongo
He's been bad, since the day he was born
And he's got a huge collection of dog pornThat fuk'n sh*t about shagging a mongo, that's not true, right? Are you trying to frame me, or something? Let me kick some fuk'n sh*t to you now, right guys...
Some of it's lies and some of it's the truth
I'm Benny Blanco and you got no proof
The dog porn sh*t? It's all propaganda
Although I seen some sick sh*t with an electric sander
And a girl in a bikini called Miranda
Giving it to a sh*tty dog, seal and a pandaWent in HMV, to buy a DVD
Of some oral sex - beastiality
I couldn't get any, I was feeling quite forlorn
Until I found this tape of dog pornWhen I got it home, it weren't my cup of tea
But Eggsie had to have a w4nk cos it was free
So call it the truth, so call it slander
But I don't give a fuk cos I'm drinking Moet Chandon
I starred in a cock film called Black MambaAnd I feels like Sean Connery that film, er, Highlander
I'm Adam Hussain, alright? If you thinks I been shagging fuk'n animals, you'd be mistaken, like. But if you fuk'n thinks I have, I'll fuk'n shag you with that metal pig outside the market.Do... Do you read me over. I am a robot. You fuk'n obey bastard prick. Errr