Loser

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  • mia_free

    In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
    Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
    Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
    Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
    Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
    Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
    Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
    Don’t believe everything that you breathe
    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
    So shave your face with some mace in the dark
    Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

    Yo. cut it.

    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

    (double barrel buckshot)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

    Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
    Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
    ’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
    One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
    With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
    The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
    He hung himself with a guitar string
    A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
    You can’t write if you can’t relate
    Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
    who's chokin’ on the splinters

    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (get crazy with the cheese whiz)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (drive-by body-pierce)
    (yo bring it on down)
    Soooooaaaar....

    ?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I adanaC revo raoS
    [You can hear hear it if you reverse it.]

    (I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (I can’t believe you)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (Nlehh...)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
    (know what I’m sayin’? )

  • waterhouse0

    Crazy Scientologist

  • grunttt0

    i've been singing "soooo, open the door" all this time.

  • kult0

    Beck was the first thing I thought of when I read this thread title. And you delivered.

  • DRIFTMONKEY0

    Alcohol on my hands
    I got plans
    To ditch myself and get outside
    Dancing women
    Throwing plates
    Decapitating their laughing dates
    Swirling chickens caught in flight
    Out of focus
    Much too bright
    Coming down
    Shiny teeth
    Game show suckers trying to bleed
    But I got a drug and I got the bug
    And I got something better than love

    How you like me now
    Pretty good
    Going on, feeling strong

    I quit my job blowing leaves
    Telephone bills up my sleeves
    Choking like a one man dustbowl
    Freedom rock slimeball
    Talking in code
    We went down
    Lit up the shack
    Grab me a beer out of the sack
    Everybody bent over twice
    Painting the walls throwing some dice
    Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief
    And they were singing like this

    Winos throwing frisbees at the sun
    Put my soul between a bun
    Now Im hungry now Im drunk
    Now Im running like a flaming pig

    Oh yeah
    Scraping off the attitude
    Old man eating all my food
    Dont be kind
    Dont be rude
    Just shake your boots and let it all get loose

    Oh yeah
    My goodness

    Fluffy clouds
    Jumping rainbows
    Fluffy clouds
    Im sad
    Jumping rainbows
    A soft and snuggly place
    [repeat]
    Fluffy clouds
    Im sad and unhappy

    Oh yeah, I like it like that
    Oh that is cold
    Somebody put a flame-thrower on that
    Oh my goodness
    Take me down to the depot
    Buddy put me down on the bus
    Oh yeah
    I like it like that
    Somebody bring me a plate of sassafras
    Hey hey hey
    Uh-huh
    Whats happenin

  • kona0

    A ring ding ding ding
    d-ding baa aramba baa baa
    barooumba
    Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on
    Ding ding
    Lets do the crazy froogg
    Ding ding
    A Brem Brem
    A ring ding ding ding ding
    A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
    A ring ding ding ding ding
    Ring ding
    Baa-Baa
    Ring ding ding ding ding
    A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
    A ring ding ding ding ding
    a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee
    BREAK DOWN!
    Ding ding
    Br-Br-Break It
    dum dum dumda dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum
    Brem daem
    dum dum dumda dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum
    weeeeeeee
    [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/cym ]
    A ram da am da am da am da
    weeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Wh-Whats Going On?
    ding ding
    Bem De Dem
    ding ding
    da da
    A ring ding ding ding ding
    A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
    A ring ding ding ding ding
    Ring ding
    Baa-Baa
    Ring ding ding ding ding
    A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
    A ring ding ding ding ding
    a Bram ba am baba..
    ding ding
    Br-Br-Break It
    dum dum dumda dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum
    Brem daem
    dum dum dumda dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum dum dum
    dum dumda dum dum
    ding ding
    Bem De Dem!

  • leisaleisa0

    MIA_FREE, YES..

    you are a loser
    a drug and wife abuser
    just an accuser
    the world of your shitty life

    think your girlfriend's hot
    just cuz she smokes pot
    well, guess what -- she's NOT
    she's just a bitch you met on the street

    a dead-beat father
    with nothing to offer
    so why even bother

    hypnotic
    psychotic
    robotic
    yeah, that's what you are

    lazy
    crazy
    always blazing
    yeah, that's what you are

    the reason why you're such a LOSER!

  • Wolfboy0

    Oh my god, she’s so hot
    She’s so fucking hot, she’s like a curry
    I gotta tell her how hot she is
    But if I tell her how hot she is she’ll think I’m being sexist
    She’s so hot, she’s making me sexist...bitch

    I think I need a little bit of drums
    I need just a little bit of mandolin

    People in the room doing Boom like it’s never been done
    Bust a move it’s just the kick of a gun
    In the Marquee in the bass is Booming
    Someone’s smoking Boom in da back of da room
    And it’s the first day of spring, the flowers are blooming
    Drum Boom bass and the party is Booming
    Boom ba Boom like a rocket taking off to da moon
    Boom Boom go the bride and groom ahh

    See ya shaking that Boom Boom
    Who?
    See ya looking at my Boom Boom
    What?
    You want some Boom Boom
    It’s clear it’s Boom some Boom Boom ahh
    Let me buy you a Boom Boom
    When?
    You order a fancy Boom
    Who?
    You like Boom, I like Boom
    Enough small Boom lets Boom the Boom ahh

    So we’re driving in a Boom Boom
    Driving, back to your Boom ba Boom
    And you turn out the Boom Boom
    And we Boom Boom Boom ‘til the break of Boom
    My boom is ringing it’s Big-Booms-Boom
    Back from ten years in the Boom
    And they said he got his Boom chopped off in the Boom
    But the crazy Boom still wants to Boom, well
    Sorry girl, I gotsta Boom
    Give you a Boom in the afternoon and
    Boom Boom baby, don’t forget you the most Boom Boom I ever met.
    A Boom Boom

    Who’s the Boom King?
    Who’s the Boom King?

  • vcr0

    x*]

  • monospaced0

    Home is where I want to be
    Pick me up and turn me ‘round
    I feel numb
    Born with a weak heart
    I guess I must be having fun
    The less we say about it the better
    Make it up as we go along
    Feet on the ground
    Head in the sky
    It’s okay, I know nothing’s wrong

    Hi yo! I’ve got plenty of time
    Hi yo! You’ve got light in your eyes
    And you’re standing here beside me
    I love the passing of time
    Never for money
    Always for love
    Cover up and say goodnight

    Home is where I want to be
    But I guess I’m already there
    I come home - she lifted up her wings
    I guess that this must be the place
    I can’t tell one from another
    Did I find you, or you find me?
    There was a time
    Before we were born
    If someone asks, this where I’ll be

    Hi yo! We drift in and out
    Hi yo! Sing into my mouth
    Out of all those kinds of people
    You’ve got a face with a view
    I’m just an animal looking for a home and
    Share the same space for a minute or two
    And you love me till my heart stops
    Love me ‘til I’m dead
    Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
    Cover up the blank spots
    Hit me on the head and
    Ah ooh!

  • bigbollocks0

    can't be bothered to read this, too much info for my little brain

  • leisaleisa0

    mia_free...

    Why you being a dickhead for?
    Stop being a dickhead
    Why you being a dickhead for?
    You're just fucking up situations

    Why you being a dickhead for?
    Stop being a dickhead
    Why you being a dickhead for?
    You're just fucking up situations

    Shiny floor, slippery feet
    Lights are dim, my eyes can't meet
    The reflection that turns my images
    Upside down so I can't see

    Think you know everything
    You really don't know nothing
    I wish that you were more intelligent
    So you could see that what you are doing is
    So shitty, to me

    Thirty five,
    People couldn't count,
    On two hands the amount of times you made me stop,
    Stop and think why are you being such a dickhead for?

    Stop being a dickhead,
    Why you being a dickhead for?
    You're just fucking up situations,
    Why you being a dickhead for?
    Stop being a dickhead,
    Why you being a dickhead for?
    You're just fucking up situations

    Stop, don't show, just have a think before you...
    Wil you, stop, now don't show, just have a think before you...
    Will you stop, no don't show, just have a think before you...
    And, stop, don't show, just have a think before you...

    Cos my brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore
    My brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore
    My brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore
    My brain and my bones don't want to take, this anymore, so

    Why you being a dickhead for?
    Stop being a dickhead
    Why you being a dickhead for?
    You're just fucking up situations

    Why you being a dickhead for?
    Stop being a dickhead
    Why you being a dickhead for?
    You're just fucking up situations

  • Amen0

    i bet you're a Citizen since: 2008...

  • leisaleisa-1

    what's your point?

    • coz new peep always post something that has no point.Amen
  • NBQ000

    • my neighbor is addicted to these things. He'll play for hours. Last week he lost $3500 on 1 machine. Then he'll bitch about how a pint of domestic costs $5.fooler
    • You should get him to get some help maybe?NBQ00
  • sarahfailin0

    in the chain smoke kansas flashdance ass pants

  • imbecile-1

    Well, darlin', you've got a flair for fashion that's hard to ignore,
    Chain-smokin' in Kansas, flashin' those pants galore,
    Ass pants, you say? Now that's a style so bold,
    In the world of fashion, you've got a story to be told.

    But let's talk practicality, just for a minute or two,
    Are those pants comfy, or do they make you go "boo"?
    In the midst of a dance, do they cling and constrict,
    Or are you bustin' moves so wild, they can't predict?

    Picture this scene: a wild west dance floor,
    You, smokin' and groovin', wantin' more and more,
    Kansas winds blowin', your pants like sails,
    In a fashion storm, breakin' all the style scales.

    Now, I ain't no expert in clothin' trends,
    But I reckon you've got admirers and some good friends,
    So keep rockin' those ass pants with all your might,
    In this crazy world, you're a beacon of light.

    In a world so serious, you're a breath of fresh air,
    With your chain-smokin' style and audacious flair,
    So, strut your stuff proudly, pants and all,
    In the end, it's your confidence that stands tall.

  • Squiddy0

  • 5timuli0

    Is that boy balls going off on one again? Look, son, I told you before. It's all lies. Don't fuk'n listen to 'em clarts

    Let me tell you a story about a mate of mine
    You'll have to bear with me I've had a bottle of wine
    His name's Adam Hussain and he's really alright
    He shagged a mongo in his car, late one night

    It was some time back in late '83
    Benny Blanco was his name and he came round to tea
    He made his excuses and went to the bog
    Xain found him outside, shagging the dog
    He's never been the same since that summer's day
    He lost his fuk'n head and thought he was gay
    We soon brought him round with a big fat blunt
    Then we showed him some pictures of a dripping c*nt

    Dunlop. Greenflash. 13.99.
    Dunlop. Greenflash.
    They calls it LSD and it's fuk'n wicked man

    If you need your fix, you know where to go
    Get on the phone to Benny Blanco
    He doesn't mind, even when he's with a whore
    He's the 'Port's drug ambassador

    He'll deliver to you, within the hour
    In his Patrick shell suit, sometimes with a flower
    In his collar, he looks fuk'n dollar
    and his eyes are quite similar to the Ayatollah

    I first met Hussain whilst p**sed on a train
    He was off to Heathrow to catch a fuk'n plane
    I think he had a connection to organise the draw
    Cos he gave me three ounces and a photo of Roger Moore

    He told me a story about a bird he shagged
    He took for a spin in a car he blagged
    They pulled into a lay-by and started getting busy
    He ripped off her pants and covered her in c*nt jizzy

    She said to him, "you really make me hot,
    i don't even mind about the cock rot!"
    So he seized his chance and took a tricky brown
    But it all went pear-shaped when he took a look down

    There were loads of skid marks all over his seat
    They were white leather so they'd be there for weeks
    He blagged the car from his cousin in Aberdare
    And when he gave it back there was sh*t everywhere

    There may be an element of truth there, right? Er, but most of it, it.. it... it's fcuking lies. I swear to god, I never done nothing like that before

    Yous fcukings knows it. I am a fcuking robot. Is ams froms outers spaces. Is ams froms jus-pis-ters.

    Went to pick a man up in my fuk'n car
    There's a rave up in Wentwood, It's not very far
    We've got drugs and lager, we've been to the Spar
    House, techno, acid - there's even a bar

    Adam got fuk'd up, off his head on pills
    He got on the podium to show us his skills
    He dropped his can of lager and slipped in the mess
    And ripped down this fuk'n minging birds dress

    This minging bird said, "You make me cringe"
    Hussain' shoved his fingers up her minge
    He said, "My beer goggles are on but you're quite smart"
    "Come back to my place you fuk'n tart!"

    She kicked him in the bollocks and punched him the eye
    He said, "you still haven't given me a fuk'n reply"
    She said, "You'll never get me back to your place."
    So Adam pinned her down and shot his man fat in her face

    When I first met Benny Blanco he sold me the blow
    After bingo at the community disco
    He fingered, two mingers,
    And was making girls sniff his fingers
    Smoked bongs and drank Strongbow
    Went for a drive and shagged a mongo
    He's been bad, since the day he was born
    And he's got a huge collection of dog porn

    That fuk'n sh*t about shagging a mongo, that's not true, right? Are you trying to frame me, or something? Let me kick some fuk'n sh*t to you now, right guys...

    Some of it's lies and some of it's the truth
    I'm Benny Blanco and you got no proof
    The dog porn sh*t? It's all propaganda
    Although I seen some sick sh*t with an electric sander
    And a girl in a bikini called Miranda
    Giving it to a sh*tty dog, seal and a panda

    Went in HMV, to buy a DVD
    Of some oral sex - beastiality
    I couldn't get any, I was feeling quite forlorn
    Until I found this tape of dog porn

    When I got it home, it weren't my cup of tea
    But Eggsie had to have a w4nk cos it was free
    So call it the truth, so call it slander
    But I don't give a fuk cos I'm drinking Moet Chandon
    I starred in a cock film called Black Mamba

    And I feels like Sean Connery that film, er, Highlander
    I'm Adam Hussain, alright? If you thinks I been shagging fuk'n animals, you'd be mistaken, like. But if you fuk'n thinks I have, I'll fuk'n shag you with that metal pig outside the market.

    Do... Do you read me over. I am a robot. You fuk'n obey bastard prick. Errr