who made QBN?
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- megE0
when two people love each other... etc etc... and then a QBN is born
- Was there some gheyness involved at the inception then?Koopsy
- You love to flirt with being dismissed.Jnr_Madison
- its the internet - anything is possiblemegE
- I don't flirt with dismissal, I fist it, hard, up the crackerjack.Koopsy
- CALLES0
mmm cuban sandwich
- Taste of QBN? no thnaks...TheBlueOne
- and then someone shittedKwesiJ
- these are amazing sometimesBrokenAC
- ukit0
I heard Eric Jordan create it
- actually he's just that punching bag hanging in the corner.********
- actually he's just that punching bag hanging in the corner.
- Koopsy0
Its actually a grooming depot for The Church of the Subgenius.
- janne760
skater boy II
- ********0
What is newstoday.
- you are no longer allowed to post here after that comment.amongthemasses
- its the parent company of the reuters groupOctober
- Mellimelvin0
Al Gore did.. right after he turn the light switch on for the innanet.
- Samush0
Chuck Norris - obviously.
- janne760
- I got it.Jnr_Madison
- *jumps out of chair *cheersjanne76
- but it wasn't funny, eh? tell me..janne76
- PIITB0
I am the Architect. I created the QBN. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.
The first QBN I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the QBN, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
- dearhead0
part of the darpa initiative?
- Koopsy0
Gok Wan made QBN with the aim of making us all:
1. Happy with our bodies
2. Sexy feeling at all times
3. Confident and on trend
4. You go girlfriend
5. Bangers
- I do love a bit of Gok of a Thursday evening if I'm totally honest. Boobs all over the place.Koopsy
- is that a girl or a boy?janne76
- You don't have to tell me, Koop, I can tell.Jaline
- Thats a boy, but I'd probably hit it.Koopsy
- I'm joking of course. I wouldn't 'hit it', to use the vernacular, but I do enjoy his TV show and I think he's great.Koopsy
- i would definitely hit. ... hard
yeah******** - Nah, he's a good man Imposeum in spite of the shot. You escaped Peoria yet??Koopsy
- uncle_helv0
Whatever happened to Folkert Gorter???
- Superfamous?D_Dot
- JK Killed him.
FFS JK, its a joke.Koopsy - He has a life?Jaline
- he's in space. http://spacecollecti…amongthemasses
- CBSTHLM0
Dear QBN.
I obviously posted something i should'nt. I am sorry.Meet me at Aubergine. I'm buying.
Nice weekend to all af you.
/Robert
