Perfume Lady
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- kelpie0
*really wanting to note the previous post
- ********0
I've sent the Studio twins out to take her down...
- Please note they are hovering above a tight-rope. We don't fuck about at the studio.********
- Awesome moustaches. They obviously mean biznezz.ian
- Those Moustaches are our Curriculum Vitae - They tell the story of our life so far.********
- You want to know me? to know who I am? what I'm capable of? look at the moustache friend, it speaks.********
- Please note they are hovering above a tight-rope. We don't fuck about at the studio.
- Morgan060
that nice crazy, but i hope you receive and digest the correct signal she send to you
- i love how a cheese and onion sadwich can bring lurkers out to make their first post.********
- i love how a cheese and onion sadwich can bring lurkers out to make their first post.
- ********0
Egg sandwich are the real ice braker. But I love them.
- eggs are great, but only fried eggs should ever be between bread.********
- that looks goodJaline
- eggs are great, but only fried eggs should ever be between bread.
- ********0
I wonder if she has a thread somewhere called 'Onion Guy'
- detritus0
Perhaps you're misconstruing your lady neighbour's intentions?
Perhaps the very meagrest waft of onion scent casts her into a downward spiral - awakens some long-buried pain, which your inch thick onion shovel cares little about unearthing? Perhaps the perfume is not to overwhelm, but to confront and counteract on her own terms - to dominate the memory of Jacques, that summer-love scoundrel from her youth?
- Pure Genius.********
- Moving, awe inspiring and, ultimately, life-affirming.kuzzAAAAM
- PS - "meagrest" is not a wordkuzzAAAAM
- actually, I think it might be a deprecated form. I would suggest "most meagre" thoughkelpie
- Yeah, most meagre. Meagrest is bad grammar - of which your posts are replete, detritus. Soz, didn't wanna say noffink.kuzzAAAAM
- And there's no need to hyphenate "summer-love" either. Sorry once again :'-(kuzzAAAAM
- Thats sounds a bit too strong, how about "meagrerer"********
- Well that sucked the fun right out of that. Nice wan, kuz/kuzzwer/[insert real name here]detritus
- Pure Genius.
- kelpie0
I love you detritus
"some long-buried pain, which your inch thick onion shovel cares little about unearthing?"
- Jnr_Madison0
You know, the French refer to the smell of a ladies quim as the 'perfume box'
- They also eat mashed up horse anus.********
- yum, horse anuskelpie
- They also eat mashed up horse anus.
- ********0
I think you might be right Detritus. I'm going to throw her on the ground and hump her wildly, like a moustachioed oxen.
- give her a wee bit of the old sean connery treatment, she'll go wild for youkelpie
- kelpie0
yeah but the french wear towels over their heads and eat whole sparrows
- Jnr_Madison0
I was not defending the French, ffs.
- You say that now.********
- I WAS NOT DEFENDING THE FRENCH.Jnr_Madison
- WELL YOU SAY THAT NOW, AGAIN, DON'T YOU, EH?********
- I WAS NOT DEFENDING THE PERFUME BOX, IT WAS THE SMELL.Jnr_Madison
- You say that now.
- neue75_bold0
We all want an invite to the ppppolytopia...
- kelpie0
the fuck you weren't, jnr_chirac
- lick my perfume box.Jnr_Madison
- don't talk to that guy, i don't like him.kuzzAAAAM
- kelpie's ok.Jnr_Madison
- Could I have a lick of it too maybe, if there's enough time left?********
- Should you be speaking to me if that Kuz guy doesn't like me?Jnr_Madison
- I speak to who the hell I want, nobody edits my social list. (Is that okay Kuzz?)********
- Jnr_Madison0
I think the next time she gives you a lift, you should say you've not had any breakfast and yank out a C&inch-thickO sannie and eat it right there in the car beside her.
- I might yank out my penis and put that in the sandwich instead.********
- I was trying to help and everything has to be a joke with you.Jnr_Madison
- Fuck Off, nobody is your friend, loser.********
- Can I still lick your perfume box though?********
- I was nearly offended, then I realised I have no idea who the fuck that Kuz guy is.Jnr_Madison
- You lick till it licks you back.Jnr_Madison
- I might yank out my penis and put that in the sandwich instead.
- Raniator0
Tell her to fuck off and mind her own business. And they tell her that if SHE was to eat smelly sandwiches, you wouldn't care. And then kick the fuck out of her.
- lol @ kick the fuck out of her.Jnr_Madison
- I read "Lick the fuck out of her" due to the recent exchange, above.********
- HAHAHAHAHAHAJnr_Madison
- boobs0
Here, have some fried garlic with fish sauce on that.
- 7point340
i say the next time you hear her stomping about walk out in nothing but an old ratty shirt and socks pulled up to your knees, scratching at your exposed privates like an ape. i would smear chocolate (or shit - your choice) all across your face, especially around the mouth to complete the illusion.
just stare at her and drool, all the while madly scratching away at your crotch.
however, if this is how you normally dress for work, then i'm out of ideas.
- Jnr_Madison0
As suggested by another qbn'r (I forget who) sneak into her office and and put one drop of fish oil on her seat every day. In a week it'll smell like her perfume box has problems.
- :Ddetritus
- was it you? Genius.Jnr_Madison
- or just get ahold of her actual perfume bottle and replace it with fish oil7point34