Asshole upstairs
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- modern0
the old bacon in the letterbox
- Raniator0
Shag his bird. Then tell him. Then tell him if he doesn't shut up, you'll kill her.
- ********0
" I was thinking about tampering with the fuse box."
Yeah, let me know how that one go's? and if you do burn the house down, remember to take pics.
- If you don't burn the house down, get ready for some angry neighbours.omgitsacamera
- pascii0
first, talk friendly o the guy. if it doesn't stop, make all your neighbours sign a petitition. then call the landord and explain him. and if it doesn't stop, call the police - but be there.
- ********0
Man... also, theres these guys painting the building every morning at like 8 am and they play this radio station right outside my window that is like... the 24 hour a day Fergie radio station... sprinkled with a little Celine Dion. How do I go about pushing them off the ladder in a nice way and smashing their radio? In a nice way?
- You sound like a treat to live near.2cents
- You infer way too much from message boards. Never go into P.I. work.********
- 23kon0
your place sounds like a laugh-a-minute!
- Redmond0
You don't even have to talk to him, just call the cops.
Ahah@ diplomacy, you have to be a total asshole to be this loud with music in an apparment building at 1:30AM in the first place.
- Dancer0
Can't you sue for lack of sleep or something... isn't that how it works in the US?
- jar0
" I was thinking about tampering with the fuse box."
a mate of mine had a similar problem at uni so he re-wired a plug back to front, plugged it in and switched it on. bang. took the whole block out for 24 hours.
said it was the best nights sleep he'd ever had.
- 23kon0
leave a note in the hallway at the front door saying "SOME C*NT CANNAE DRUM!"
- ********0
At 2am use quick drying superglue on his buzzer. Press it in on the left corner and put a nice hearty dab of glue on the right. Wait a few seconds for it to dry and run like hell when it gets stuck on. Do this a few nights in a row and I think he'll get the idea. If not, take a baseball bat to his hands.
- Iggyboo0
theirs really only one way to deal with this kind of crap, you threaten the land lord to move out and if they dont handle the situation you move out. Either that or talk to the guy. But i truly suggest when you have a horrid neighbors moving out is the best option.
- dirtydesign0
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- ********0
noise ordinance, find out what the law is in your area. Then call the Po Po.
- SoupCan0
make flyers talking about a party and live DJ (just follow the music) with FREE all you can drink bar. His address. Hand it out to bums and really Janky looking people who look like they would crash his little drum sessions.
- CALLES0
it was you cannonball... and for some reason the thread got deleted... i demand you do a part too and tell us whats going on!!!
- ********0
So I did call the cops. The cops banged on his door for a full half an hour before shrugging and leaving. The noise persists.
- Really? You would think it would raise their suspicions a little.ETM
- ********0
I'm thinking of installing a subwoofer on my ceiling.