N00B LOOKING FOR MENTOR
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- ********
I doubt I'll learn anything from a bunch of myspace brats on here
- Drno0
you've got the right man young boy
send me your photos
- Jnr_Madison0
Oh, you bitch.
- ********0
I offer my services.
As your mentor, i will guide and advise you. Make you aware of the unwritten rules of contributing to QBN. Advise you of the people of power and significance both on the forum and in the greater creatove community. I will make personal introductions for you to establish links and network with influential practitioners in your area of expertise, and I will protect you from criticism and defend your right to post my opinions on this forum.
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- detritus0
'MySpace brats'? Ooh, that smarts.
And there's me thinking that most people here are in their twenties and thirties..
- I am 14 and a half.molo
- Well hello there, young man - oooh, don't you look smart in those shorts? How d'you look out of them? *mega-mince*detritus
- I am 62Jnr_Madison
(Je regrette)detritus- BWA-HAHAHA. Nice one Quentin.********
- You ever seen a grown man naked?Jnr_Madison
- this place has more pediphiles than myspacemolo
- People who collect feet?********
- What's a pediphile?Jnr_Madison
- sort ofmolo
- I was here when I was 16.Jaline
- i am a pedrophile. i just like anyone and anything by the name of pedro.vrmbr
- heavyt0
What sort of mentoring are you looking for? in what field?
- creative-0
Yeah, football field or playground?
- OSFA0
Jaline for example, specializes in tantric sex. She's the person that will turn you into a man when the time is right.
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm good a showing people how to 'do the dishes'.
- ...or molo as I like to call it.Jnr_Madison
- hahahaOSFA
- ooo dissss :]molo
- Drno0
let me mentor you
- molo0
I offer my testicals.
- gramme0
Spooky,
Please tell me more about this creatove community. Do they quone, by chance?
- utopian0
I will take you under wings lad, and teach the ropes, and tricks of trades. You can call me daddy.
- Jaline0
(did I really just type that?)
- manos0
does this mean I'm ready for initiation? (I'm scared now)
- Yep, now get down on your hands and knees.Jnr_Madison
- lmao Jnr_Madisonbecauseimjay
- becauseimjay0
i'll be the camera man
- ********0
JK all
- JOSF0
poo STANCE.
- ovsm0
manos - repeat after me:
P i i t B
- mmatthews0
reminds me of dazed and confused, everyone grab a paddle