cooking for female
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- ********0
I haven't really read the thread too much, but cooking for other people is a fine art. Getting the right combination of roofies and ecstasy mashed in her food is like walking a tight rope.
(Positive that was already mentioned.)
I'd say it happens to the best of us, but ... I mean it's never happened to me.
Chin up mon frere.
- ********0
haha - no worries, im happy as long as i get another date - Dinner wasnt my problem, I think it was my choice of movie - super size me haha
- Jaline0
HAHAHAHAHA, Super Size Me!!!
- creative-0
FAIL
- Jaline0
Told you, CALLES :P
- Samush0
lesson to be learnt:- cook her dinner again, but have a choice of movies / backup movie next time
- ********0
Wow. Worst decision on a movie ever, hahaha.
You should have started a thread asking for advice on that!
- CALLES0
epic fail! hahaha... you were right jaline...
sure feed her and then manage to call her fat at the same time!
- ********0
CAN I RECOVER FROM FAIL OR IS IT OVER...PLEASSE HELP
- CALLES0
sure invite her again and play the entire boxset of sex and the city... extreme times/extreme measures
- Jaline0
You can maybe make it up to her. Let her choose a film...
And have an equally or better-tasting meal next time, if she'll have you :)
- CALLES0
tell her that the super size me idea came from your "internet friends" she will melt right away
- ********0
I wouldn't call this a complete fail.
I mean to be honest, you could have done what I normally do in this situation which is to just drink yourself into a horrible stupor. For some reason even after stunts like that, where I'll say drink a bottle of vodka only to realize how much I drank right before I black out, it might be a fail for that night but no girl actually ceases contact with me.
If I ever thought about it, it would probably boggle my mind as to why not, but I don't really want to know why because I might end up messing that up.
- ********0
thanks guys and girls - im gonna wait a few days to call her though
- ********0
and im thinking wine tasting and re-movie of her choice
- ********0
entice her over next time by telling her you want to make it up to her, and that you realize what a dork you were to put on a movie like that. when she gets there make sure you are sporting a molestache and a silk shirt with your chest hair sticking out (dont have chest hair? shave your pubes and tape them to your chest.)... offer her some fine cuisine ie, double cheeseburgers from the mcdonalds dollar menu. ask her if she likes pickles on her burger, but do it, you know.... sexy
- Don't apologize for shit, or say you want to "make it up" to her though. Fuck that.********
- perhaps you didnt realize this was a joke response********
- hahaah to be honest, I didn't read anything past, "by telling her you want to make it up to her"********
- i bring you pics of mooninites and this is how you repay me?********
- Don't apologize for shit, or say you want to "make it up" to her though. Fuck that.
