Freudian Slips
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- ********
To all the female executives out there. I will have sex with you for business opportunities. In or out of the office. Married? No problem.
- robotron3k0
there is a woman named Anna on the "Should an Illustrator have" thread. she can be seduced to advance your career.
- ********0
Get it? Its a freudian slip... okay Im going back to work now.
- just realized i have no idea what a freudian slip is.********
- just realized i have no idea what a freudian slip is.
- fugged0
A guy sitting at a bar notices the guy next to him has a black eye, just like his own. So he asks him what happened.
The guy responds, "Freudian slip. I was trying to buy some train tickets and the clerk helping me had an incredible rack and I accidentally asked for 'two pickets to tittsburgh'."
"That's funny, " says the first guy, "almost the same thing happened to me! I was sitting at breakfast with my wife and went to ask her to pass the Rice Crispies and accidentally said, "YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE."
- ********0
yeah i thought that ""YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE.""
was a freudian slip, but technically its not."The guy responds, "Freudian slip. I was trying to buy some train tickets and the clerk helping me had an incredible rack and I accidentally asked for 'two pickets to tittsburgh'.""
That seems to be a classic FSlip.
- gramme0
NO.
- harlequino0
Dressing as a "Freudian Slip" is the #1 costume used by corporate schmucks at a Halloween party, who think they are clever by thinking of it.
2 most common executions:
Female wearing a "slip" with a suggested phrase taped to it.
Male or female dressed in black with post it notes all over with suggestive phrases written on them.
I've seen both multiple times.- how many of them did you punch in the throat meat?********
- really????
that's bizarre
Tara - All of them. Except that one chick. She was cute.harlequino
- no, the number one costume is a cereal killer. with a box of cereal on their chest with a knife in it.kona
- Ha Haa Throat Meat.dbloc
- how many of them did you punch in the throat meat?
- ********0
this will only hurt for a second.
- jaylarson0
I knew a person that was hanging out with a friend and his girl. She bent over while looking at his lizard (yes, the reptillian kind) and he got a great shot of some A+ cleavage. They were also watching football and my friend mentions that he is a big fan of Brian Breastbrook. Poor guy didn't know what he said until it was pointed out to him later. He wondered why she gave his a strange look.
- ********0
funny side note to this story... if its real or fake... i went to highschool with brian westbrook, didnt really know him but i think we had a couple classes together... and now he makes a shit load of money playing football and i make.... well nevermind...
- Schnub0
heads i win, tails you lose...